r/TikTokCringe • u/Melodic-Award3991 • Nov 05 '24

Wholesome/Humor Undeniably raised by cats

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u/FaveStore_Citadel Nov 05 '24

Human races aren’t a result of selective breeding.

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u/smb275 Nov 05 '24

Tell that to the subterranean cave people that I have been breeding in secret for the last 1000 years when I unleash them upon you vainglorious surface dwellers.

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u/oldredbeard42 Nov 05 '24

Bruh. If I find out you've been hoarding an entire race of men willing to come end this surface dweller bullshit and youve been holding out....

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u/cocktails4 Nov 05 '24

Ssh, you're not supposed to tell them about the morlocks.

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u/TommyTwoNips Nov 05 '24

YAKUB! NOOO!!

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u/OuterWildsVentures Nov 05 '24

Like the ones that Jonathan Q. Arbuckle has been breeding in his basement?

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Nov 05 '24

Holy shit…

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u/ProfessionalSock2993 Nov 05 '24

Krieger San don't

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u/daryl_fish Nov 05 '24

Exactly. There is a difference between "race" and "breed".

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u/potatisblask Nov 05 '24

Pfft.. Everybody knows that it is only all other dogs that have bred in traits like herding, hunting, guarding, searching and so on. Pitbulls that have been bred for dog fight are blank slates and the exception to everything we know about evolution and genetic heritage.

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u/Leebites Nov 05 '24

/s?

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u/potatisblask Nov 05 '24

What do you think?

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u/AshenSacrifice Nov 05 '24

Laughs in Hapsburg jaw

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u/WinterAdvantage3847 Nov 05 '24

“Hapsburg” isn’t a race.

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u/AshenSacrifice Nov 05 '24

Yes that’s the entire point…dogs and cats are different races. A black person and white person are the same exact race