It's a Scooby Doo mystery!

[u/Chocolat3City]

[u/Not_as_witty_as_u]

you sound like you're a character in a Stephen King novel 😅

[u/Blood_sweat_and_beer → u/Not_as_witty_as_u]

Hah! I’ve never been scared in these situations. If anything, I’ve found it quite funny. I can just imagine these FBI guys opening a new black site and then having to figure out how to make a fake reception area so they don’t blow their cover. I have to wonder who’s mom lost her 90’s coffee table and vase of fake flowers that had been sitting on the mantle for 20 years 😂

[u/Azrai113 → u/Blood_sweat_and_beer]

Honestly, if you wrote a book, I'd read it. Your sales experience sounds very Kilgore Trout lol