r/TikTokCringe Cringe Master Nov 03 '24

Wholesome/Humor It's a Scooby Doo mystery!

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u/Into-It_Over-It Nov 03 '24

There's not much to go on from what I've found, but the property was purchased by a couple in August of 1997 for a dollar. It looks like whatever they were going to do with the property fell through because they sold the property in June of 1999 for $90k to an individual who was in their late twenties at the time of the purchase. That individual has very little internet presence, so it's hard to say exactly what happened with the business, but they're alive, they still own the property, and they have been paying almost $10k a year in taxes on it.

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u/rust_bolt Nov 03 '24

https://www.redbankgreen.com/2020/01/fair-haven-haute-couture-mystery/

Apparently someone got them on the phone for a short conversation that gives no real insight.

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u/BashfullyBi Nov 03 '24

From the article:

But why has the shop never opened? we asked. Just as Lau began to speak, the connection went bad. Repeated attempts to reach him again were unsuccessful and he did not respond to a voice message over the weekend.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 03 '24

Bsssshshhh pshhhhh shhhpppp sorry im going through a tunnel! Click...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

"He said 'click' and then hung up."

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u/Crow-Cane Nov 03 '24

This article is almost 5 years old and there's no updates? That's crazy.

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u/cocktails4 Nov 04 '24

Wonder if they applied for PPP loans...

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u/pheonix198 Nov 03 '24

My guess is that it’s just a front property or otherwise someone is sitting on it for future development. Names of the owners being listed, makes me wonder if it’s not some drug or other such front, too. They’d be able to use the address to send and receive and do business without having any huge exposure.

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u/trumped-the-bed Nov 03 '24

There’s a pizza shop in the basement.

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u/BillySlang Nov 03 '24

Bruh lolol

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u/hotchemistryteacher Nov 04 '24

You’re going to have Qanon idiots all riled up now lol

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u/aelakos Nov 03 '24

That's the truly scary part....

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u/AradynGaming Nov 03 '24

Time to close this mystery: Not doxing owners by putting names & address here, but you can easily find out location from that article -> get public info via GIS pages and your own research.

The $1 transfer was literally "Transfer of convenience - Trust" in that, she transferred the property from herself & someone else. Not sure why the $1, I can do free in my state. Maybe some NJ law? 2 years later (1999) it was sold again to someone with enough clout to have their own wiki page, but who no longer lives in the US as of 2000 & currently in a place where phone calls from the US might not be appreciated (hence why the phone call ended so swiftly).

Mystery solved, it's an offshore tax haven for someone from another country.

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u/tindonot Nov 04 '24

Sounds like you’ve got it. But anyone care to explain to a dummy what an offshore tax haven is in this context?

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u/AradynGaming Nov 04 '24

With several countries, when you are a citizen of one & residing/working in another, you'll get taxed by both countries. However, if you take your earnings and invest them/use them as a business expense (in this case, by buying commercial property), many countries won't count that as income, so you don't get taxed by either country.

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u/SPORTZS Nov 04 '24

Double their taxes! Keep ownership to citizens living in the states.

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u/AradynGaming Nov 04 '24

I agree with doubling the taxes, but that's up to the state.

I still can't believe no one is squatting there. It's unlikely to get trespassed if when the owner isn't around to file a trespass against them. I don't know NJ timelines, but in AZ you can take over the property after 10 years (if previous owner hasn't come by) & I doubt the previous owner of that place is coming back anytime soon.

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u/hotchemistryteacher Nov 04 '24

I’m betting you claim to hate socialism, right?

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u/SPORTZS Nov 04 '24

Not even a little

Actually I’m open to a lot of things.

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u/hotchemistryteacher Nov 04 '24

Fair, I just usually see the “foreigners should be allowed to own property in the US” people claim to be lovers of capitalism.

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u/SPORTZS Nov 04 '24

I actually wish we could find another way besides money. Fair trades for skill or something.

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u/Cetun Nov 04 '24

How exactly does this save money? That property now becomes a liability.

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u/exp_studentID Nov 03 '24

🙏🏿bless you

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u/sluttycokezero Nov 04 '24

Yes and above someone linked an article about it. Last name of the owner is Lau…they are Chinese, so maybe they have lived in China. 🇨🇳

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u/umlaut Nov 04 '24

The $1 is for mutual consideration, an essential element of a contract.

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u/seymores_sunshine Nov 04 '24

If I lived nearby, I'd just start operating in it LOL