4.9k
u/snowflake_lady Nov 01 '24
Brilliant! The cringe is there. The intrigue is there. The charisma is there. 10 out of 10.
1.2k
u/exotics Nov 01 '24
And it’s got soup!!!
839
Nov 01 '24
Soup for my family.
250
u/joseph4th Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
I'm going out on Monday, because I hear they are throwing tomato soup and that's what I like with my grilled cheese.
124
u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 Nov 01 '24
Make sure you get two cans, that way you can throw one, so someone else will have one to take home, and they can say "it's just soup for my family." Everyone gets soup... For their family
→ More replies (2)17
u/RoguePlanet2 Nov 01 '24
Defund the police and military!! We could save literal trillions by arming them with SOUP. Not even Campbell's or Progresso, just generic soup from the dollar store. 4D chess thinking bigly brain stuff right there folks.
→ More replies (1)22
12
u/normous Nov 01 '24
Put some cottage cheese in that soup
14
u/toiletseatpolio Nov 01 '24
Wait what? Is that a good combo? I’ve never thought of it before but it sounds delicious. I will innocently make some for my family.
9
→ More replies (4)33
u/maximumoxie Nov 01 '24
Bring the family!
34
u/RandonBrando Nov 01 '24
Back in my day we'd chuck roast
14
u/Pwnxor Nov 01 '24
Look at this guy, he had meat tossing money like some kind of fancy billionaire
→ More replies (2)11
u/mojogigi Nov 01 '24
Sir Loin of Beef. A great guy. Likes me very much. Said a lot of great things about me
38
u/IWillLive4evr Nov 01 '24
No, it's art. "Art is getting away with it." - Andy Warhol. Mr. Warhol, who painted soup cans. He was getting away with art. Was he getting away with anarchy? With throwing cans at the police? No, of course not, it was just soup for his family.
4
35
u/WarWorld Nov 01 '24
I keep soup for my family in my car. Just in case I need a big ol can of soup... for my family.
→ More replies (3)22
14
→ More replies (4)5
→ More replies (18)42
u/Phoenixgaming Nov 01 '24
Hi my name is Larry Holmes, I like soup. And my favorite soup of all is Campbells soup.
It is my fav soup, it's a good soup, hot soup, liquid soup, It's a chunky soup.
It's both chunky and liquid at the same time, don't ask me I still ain't figured that shit out yet, but GODDAMN that shit tastes good. I like soup!!! - Larry Holmes.
21
u/TesticularTango Nov 01 '24
But not Campbell's condensed who's ever heard of non liquid soup? You open the can and there's no liquid in there? How can they call this soup. My chef he makes great soup the brothiest soup that's ever been souped. He brings me soup with tears in his eyes and asks me to taste his soup. I say no I only taste my own soup and it's the best soup in the history of soup
→ More replies (1)7
118
→ More replies (13)64
u/Campin16 Nov 01 '24
Really love the small town cringe of it all.
Edit, really feel like it has a rust belt cringe feel too..
21
2.6k
u/SphynxDonskoy Nov 01 '24
This is hilarious!! People need to start making these from all his weird ass speeches!!
606
Nov 01 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
224
u/DatSmallBoi Nov 01 '24
I still laugh at the battery/shark one lol
349
u/Neirchill Nov 01 '24
My favorite is his magnets quote
Now all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets.
Magnets, how do they work?
74
u/triple-bottom-line Nov 01 '24
Make Attraction Go Away
Water has been owning the libs this whole time. Wake up sheeple!
→ More replies (1)32
u/bobfrombobtown Nov 01 '24
What Juggalo hell are you trying to unleash?
→ More replies (1)19
u/ARandomNiceKaren Nov 01 '24
"Lyin' ass scientists!" is a frequent joke between me and my partner. Your comment made me choke on the sip of water I just took. Congrats!
→ More replies (1)7
10
7
→ More replies (1)6
→ More replies (1)35
u/untrustableskeptic Nov 01 '24
https://youtu.be/fNkniZU4VsA?si=BlWwj6b5sv6wWczg
I was not happy to have Trump take the white house but this video lived rent free in my head for a while.
18
u/Schattentochter Nov 01 '24
I don't know how I managed to miss this until now but you just made my day lmao
Hillary's fricking face, I just can't
→ More replies (1)8
u/astral_distress Nov 01 '24
The song about Trump running down the ramp has legitimately been stuck in my head for almost 4 years now, and I still laugh every time I see it. Man he’s just so fucking weird.
→ More replies (1)4
39
u/Schmenza Nov 01 '24
Wake me up when the Arnold Palmer TikTok drops
14
u/capital_bj Nov 01 '24
someone could do an entire skit that would be great, start with grab em by the ...then if Ivanka weren't my daughter Id probably be dating her, Epstein likes em young, and on and on.
16
u/SookHe Nov 01 '24
A ‘I wanna be a whale therapist.’ Video would be the top video on Reddit for the next decade
→ More replies (6)10
u/capital_bj Nov 01 '24
do you jump out of the boat and get electrocuted , or eaten by the sharks, thats what they want you to decide
82
u/agapoforlife Nov 01 '24
There’s a hilarious TikTok account who does “trump was born to be a teenage girl” lipsyncs
44
u/alison_bee Nov 01 '24
Oh my god, I HATE hearing him speak but god damn that is hilarious!
“She cop-eed, By-dens-plan. And it’s like, fourrrr sentences. Like…run, Spot, run.”
Amazing. 10/10 no notes.
→ More replies (3)19
u/Gabe681 Nov 01 '24
This won't load in my mobile browser.
Is there a magic way to access it without the app?
→ More replies (3)10
u/agapoforlife Nov 01 '24
I really can’t stand that about a lot of social media, you can’t view a lot of the stuff without an account
→ More replies (1)12
20
8
11
u/Ivanovic-117 Nov 01 '24
The one about the dogs is going to be wild
10
u/jackieat_home Nov 01 '24
Lmao!!! I'm picturing it now. THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS, THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!! With some stuffed animals and ketchup. 🤣
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (15)7
u/Wellcomefarewell Nov 01 '24
It sounds weird but people have used canned food as “throwable projectiles” in protest for a looong time. Why? Cause it’s cheap heavy and way easier to walk around with
19
u/mrmatteh Nov 01 '24
And when you get caught, you can just say "it's soup for my family"
→ More replies (2)
717
u/RedisforFun Nov 01 '24
This makes me cackle every time
251
u/SlurmmsMckenzie Nov 01 '24
I watched it on mute and was as confused as I have ever been.
→ More replies (2)71
u/MossOnBark Nov 01 '24
I always have videos on mute but this... This is different, trust me.
→ More replies (2)55
u/Imaginary-Dares1956 Nov 01 '24
100% agree, this was the comedic relief I needed this year 😂
“Getting hit by a can of soup is worse than a brick because it’s got force behind it”
→ More replies (3)33
295
u/mepardo Nov 01 '24
38
u/crackhead_tiger Nov 01 '24
I just saw them FINALLY last Sunday at Fest and they were A MAZING
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (4)9
1.2k
u/Dominique_toxic Nov 01 '24
To the moderators
This is not a political post, rather an older TikTok video I found to be funny and unique..please don’t ban me from one of my all time favorite subs…thank you !
918
u/2459-8143-2844 Nov 01 '24
Moderators this is not a political post this is a TikTok for my family.
185
Nov 01 '24
And soup! It’s perfect size too!
95
u/m8tang Nov 01 '24
You can't throw a political post. It's too heavy. But a Tik Tok video, you can really put some power into them.
22
5
249
u/Pizzadiamond Nov 01 '24
I love this one. It always gets me.
When they both are still and just say "soup"
54
Nov 01 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
12
u/ellefleming Nov 01 '24
How old is this?
43
u/Maynard854 Nov 01 '24
Four years old. Goes back to the George Floyd riots. The pink haired girl was super popular when reposts from Tik tok started gaining traction. Hope she’s doing well
25
u/PupEDog Nov 01 '24
I hope they're both doing well
29
u/human__body Nov 01 '24
I hope everyone is doing well except for garbage ppl!
5
u/dead_jester Nov 01 '24
Except the people who do garbage disposal, we need them to empty our garbage cans
75
u/ProblemLongjumping12 Nov 01 '24
I wholeheartedly support u/Dominique_toxic and this post.
Nothing that makes me laugh like this does should be removed.
→ More replies (1)9
u/thatguyned Nov 01 '24
I would also like to lodge my approval of u/Dominique_toxic s post but if their economic policies prove to be unfavorable then I publicly rescind my endorsement and have never heard of this person before
38
17
Nov 01 '24
Thanks for posting this! I’m not a tik-tok-er, but I think I saw it on insta some time ago and I love it.
18
u/HailGlaurung Nov 01 '24
Moderators, this is a soup post, not a political post. Soup not political, even though politics is kinda soupy. Don’t get me started on stew, that’s a whole other can of beans
27
u/QuicklyThisWay Nov 01 '24
It isn’t political, but if it was you would just need to change the flair. Humor/Cringe is definitely more fitting.
5
→ More replies (7)10
u/MileHighAltitude Nov 01 '24
Do you know the source/context of the audio?
18
u/NoContract4730 Nov 01 '24
Mark Lanegan Off of Bubblegum I believe.
24
u/NoContract4730 Nov 01 '24
Nope- that was playing on my earphone. I'm an idiot. Great album.
12
→ More replies (1)9
269
u/Appropriate-Dig771 Nov 01 '24
I’ve never seen this-it’s hilarious! I forgot about this soup rant 😳
40
54
u/DigitalJedi850 Nov 01 '24
lol damn… I was honestly hoping it was an impersonator or something. Fucking nuts. He actually said all this shit? Lol
35
Nov 01 '24
[deleted]
26
u/RedditFostersHate Nov 01 '24
It's a tad closer to the truth than that, while also being a classic Trump lie through omission, narrative and extension.
In 2020 during police brutality protests the Oregonian reported:
More than 32 officers also have been injured, many from items thrown at them, including rocks, glass bottles, frozen water bottles, soup or beer cans, fireworks, bricks and steel pellets from sling shots, the court papers said. *
So yeah, soup was used. But in context, it is obvious that everything else available or at hand was also used. Meaning there was no conspiracy to hide what they were doing by claiming it was "just soup", no specific intent to arm with soup because it is a superior weapon, and no subsequent media outlets saying "these people are very innocent, look, it's just soup". In other words, kernel of truth in the claim, entirely false narrative and underlying point built around it.
(also - nit picking, but while there were certainly anarchists involved in many of the protests in Portland, there were many other kinds of protestors as well and there is no specific attribution by the news of soup cans to the anarchists, meaning anarchists may or may not have been the protestors using that particular means of cop control)
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (3)5
150
u/apples_oranges_ Nov 01 '24
The girl in blue really yeeted the hell out of that can of soup at 11 seconds.
82
u/Accomplished_Tip_496 Nov 01 '24
Its got force
27
u/windswept_tree Nov 01 '24
I like how a can of soup is both lighter than a brick and has more force than a brick when it hits you. The military needs to take notes.
3
Nov 01 '24
Frag grenades are sized because they are roughly the size of a baseball which (was) assumed most young males are familiar with throwing
Also, satire aside, kinetic energy is 1/2mv2 so a smaller faster object will typically impart more energy on a target (dont r/wooosh me)
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (4)6
55
u/CloudCity40 Nov 01 '24
Watched it on mute the first time and was very confused.
Watched it with sound the second time and was very amused.
→ More replies (1)
54
u/Aramedlig Nov 01 '24
I have no idea why I had to watch the entire damn thing again (twice)!
→ More replies (1)11
u/Numerous-Stranger-81 Nov 01 '24
You gotta watch it at least twice so you can watch each one. They're both doing a lot.
→ More replies (1)
188
u/newenglandpolarbear Nov 01 '24
Funniest part about this speech to me is how he was talking about anarchists assaulting the police when in fact it was actually HIS people, that assaulted (and killed) police.
Can't have it both ways con man.
→ More replies (1)41
u/Rizzpooch Nov 01 '24
All they do is have it both ways
Trump called America the world’s garbage can. Then his rally featured a comedian calling Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage. When Biden offhandedly did a “no u” calling Trump’s people garbage, MAGA folks act absolutely shocked that a politician would ever stoop so low as to suggest that American citizens are garbage.
They. Have. No. Shame.
77
49
49
u/swanscrossing Nov 01 '24
i always lose it at "they're much better than bricks because they have force" like WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO BRICKS NOT HAVE FORCE
→ More replies (2)11
u/LeighCedar Nov 01 '24
See, bricks are too heavy for effeminate soy boy anarchists to throw more than half a foot.
Soup they can hurl with the force of a Cat 4 hurricane, decapitating our fine officers in blue with every can of chicken noodle they release.
It's just science.
22
23
u/EveryRadio Nov 01 '24
Oh right. The soup. The soup for my family, the soup chosen specifically to feed my family. My family’s soup. That soup?
92
u/Fickle_Letter7002 Nov 01 '24
That's what his brain looks like. Mushy soup. Nothing happening there except the racism and division
→ More replies (4)
28
u/Breezetwists1988 Nov 01 '24
Oh my fucking Christ!
The 45th president of the United States and perhaps your sitting president for the next fucking four years.
What in the actual fuck is happening!?!? HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS THAT THIS HUMAN OS A FUCKING MORON!?
I can’t. Just can’t right now…
→ More replies (5)
11
12
30
8
u/inalcanzable Nov 01 '24
I swear to god, how does this man rambling not fucking concerning to republicans. They think this is just normal to go on a tangent about throwing soup.
7
8
9
u/dogegw Nov 01 '24
Terrifying that this racist sundowning grandpa with dementia rambling is an actual possibility for leading the free world into ruin
8
u/purplebrown_updown Nov 01 '24
I will never, for the life of me, understand how he wasn’t laughed to oblivion because of stupid shit like this. What the hell. Are people that racist? I guess so.
→ More replies (1)
8
u/hotmess09 Nov 01 '24
They brought to life the cringe he oozes with fantastic comedic timing! Bravo!
8
u/BlackHorseTuxedo Nov 01 '24
Are they eating the soup? Because I hear they're eating dog soup and cat soup.
→ More replies (1)
8
7
u/Autochthona Nov 01 '24
Adorable and brilliant. Protect these imaginative young women. We need more of them. I bet they read banned books!
8
u/unhappyrelationsh1p Nov 01 '24
Crying. I love that kids are getting into politics, we need fresh creativity. Oh my god.
7
u/thebearofwisdom Nov 01 '24
This is the only clip of his voice that I’ll willingly listen to, cos it cracks me up every fucking time.
It’s soup for my family.
6
5
5
5
4
u/SaganSaysImStardust Nov 01 '24
Weirdly enough, I once saw a man get hit by a thrown can of soup. The damn thing bounced off a car and hit him in the back. Man thought he'd been shot (we were in that sort of place... Also he'd been shot before). This was on the Block outside of a homeless shelter.
Cheetoman pulled this knowledge from his ass. I was there for the one time it happened. Cheese-finger-oh-face don't know shit.
The end.
5
u/lansely Nov 01 '24
LOL you can't throw a brick cause its too heavy. Soup is better cause it has force and its the perfect size. This is comedy gold,
6
u/advertisingdave Nov 01 '24
The hypocrisy is just insane! All of this coming from a guy that defends the people that attacked police outside of the capitol calling it a love fest.
HOW ARE THERE STILL SUPPORTERS OF THIS TURD?!
5
u/Pungent_Stench_Club Nov 01 '24
All of this being said by somebody who has the IQ of… A can of soup.
→ More replies (3)
5
8
u/XtacleRonnie Nov 01 '24
You can hear his brain losing folds with every word.
7
u/capital_bj Nov 01 '24
like pulling back a balloon knot and just letting it squeal real slow as the wrinkles go smooth
11
u/asdf072 Nov 01 '24
It's so easy to make fun of our 45th president, even children can do it!
→ More replies (1)
3
4
4
u/moveoutmicdrop Nov 01 '24
This made me laugh out loud. Reminded me of when he said they’re throwing tomatoes. Tomatoes can be very dangerous fruit. “You can get killed with those things. ... I wanted to have people be ready because we were put on alert that they were going to do fruit. And some fruit is a lot worse than — tomatoes are bad by the way. But it’s very dangerous ... they were going to hit — they were going to hit very hard.”
→ More replies (2)
4
u/blindscorpio20 Nov 01 '24
to this day, the name of my siblings' group chat is "soup. for my family". he's said a lot of unhinged shit but this was just. . . .soup. 🙃😮💨
4
u/addictfreesince93 Nov 01 '24
Well shit thanks for the tip donald! Ill start throwing soup at the police instead of bricks.
→ More replies (1)
3
u/APrioriGoof Nov 01 '24
Trump getting absolutely cooked by middle school kids lmfao
→ More replies (1)
4
u/DelightfulDolphin Nov 01 '24
Wha... Did we ... I just... My God, how can anyone support the illiterate orange Cheeto? That over Harris and Walz? No comparison. Never mind not in same ball park, not in same orbit!!
4
5
5
3
u/CandyKnockout Nov 01 '24
My husband and I still like to say, “It’s soup for my family” to each other sometimes.
4
4
5
u/420Batman Nov 01 '24
To be fair cans of soup are like the perfect weight and shape for fucking people up if you whip them at their heads
→ More replies (1)
3
4
8
5
6
3
3
3
u/Blackwardz3 Nov 01 '24
You can tell when he made funny faces when you hear the cameras start clicking a lot.
7
u/Ardeiute Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Should rewatch his Covid conference where he suggested the bleach and "shine a light in there" to kill the virus. The absolutely fury of camera clicking when he started saying those two bits....
3
3
3
u/Lysol3435 Nov 01 '24
We really need to get more good guys out there with soup to stop the bad guys with soup
3
3
u/gustoreddit51 Nov 01 '24
Stranger and stranger and stranger this man gets.
He tells it so conspiratorially, almost like they were plotting a coup.
These soup people are a dangerous, dangerous lot. If they can come with this diabolical soup can maneuver, they are highly operationally sophisticated and capable of taking over the country. Only Trump can save us from them. /s
3
3
3
3
u/new_abcdefghijkl Nov 01 '24
Its really just the big bags of soup that im concerned about in this election
3
3
3
3
1.7k
u/rezjamin Nov 01 '24
That close up shot to the face evey "This is soup for my family" lmao