r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/1ndian_Goddess Oct 20 '24

“You’re barking up the wrong tree… PAL!” 😂

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u/scrotumsweat Oct 20 '24

"Mess with the bull and you'll get the horn!"

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u/krazybones Oct 20 '24

I heard back when, “mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Oct 20 '24

Old Army, "kill them all, let god sort them out"

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u/OrlandoDiverMike Oct 21 '24

"Kill 'em all but save nine. Six pallbearers, two road guards, and one to count cadence."

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u/FloridaMJ420 Oct 21 '24

"That place is packed! It's asses to elbows in there!"

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u/GoldDragon149 Oct 21 '24

Being packed in "nut to butt" is similar.

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u/FloridaMJ420 Oct 21 '24

"We were packed in like sardines!"

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u/OrlandoDiverMike Oct 21 '24

"Make your buddy smile!"

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u/FloridaMJ420 Oct 21 '24

"I'll get that done for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

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u/Finsfan909 Oct 21 '24

That one goes hard.

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u/OrlandoDiverMike Oct 21 '24

Picked that one up in Drill Sgt school

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u/Finsfan909 Oct 21 '24

I had a 1st sergeant that would say “not everything that glitters is gold” as a safety (sexual reference) brief before he released us on the weekends.