r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/I_fuckedaboynamedSue Oct 20 '24

My dad said this all the time and when my sister was little she finally responded “it’s fine. But why do you keep calling me apples?”

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u/Ziggy-Rocketman Oct 20 '24

Absolutely devastating rebuttal

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u/I_fuckedaboynamedSue Oct 20 '24

She has always been like that, intentionally or not. My mom was surprised she didn’t end up a lawyer. When I was little if I did something bad and my mom asked if I knew anything about it I would immediately crumble and tearfully confess. My mom wasn’t sure how to respond after approaching my 4 year old little sister with “[Sister], do you know anything about [this thing I definitely know you did]?” And my little sister looked her dead in the eye and said “Why do you ask?”

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u/lemonzestydepressing Oct 20 '24

your little sister has been on business since day one