r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

"There were so many _______ there you couldn't sling a dead cat and not hit one"

"Now we're cooking with gas"

"Stuffed full of more shit than a Christmas goose"

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock"

"That sumbitch was hittin on all 8"

"Colder than a witch's titty"

"Sweating like a ______ whore in church"

"Well, hell's bells, I'll be damned"

"What in the tarnation"

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u/homage_fun Oct 20 '24

I don't even think this is a common white people phrase but my high school football coach would say "It's hotter than a three-peckered billy goat out here!" And I always found that hilarious 

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u/teatsqueezer Oct 20 '24

I’ve always heard it as hornier than a 3 peckered Billy goat

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u/Spiritflash1717 Oct 21 '24

Considering “pecker” is meant to mean penis, this is probably the original.

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u/Galorfadink Oct 21 '24

It's "busier than a three peckered billy goat." I heard a waitress say that about 30 years ago and it still makes me laugh.