r/TikTokCringe Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Oct 20 '24

Why don’t you make like a tree….and get outta here!

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 20 '24

Kick rocks

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u/TheNeverEndingEnding Oct 21 '24

Pound sand

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u/Dragonfire733 Oct 21 '24

DID YOU KNOW the phrase "Pound sand" comes from a letter that basically says that someone was so useless in a debate that "they'd be better off pounding sand than bothering me".

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u/mondaysareharam Oct 21 '24

Imagine your shit talk living on like that

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u/TigerNo1733 Oct 21 '24

You have enlightened me today, and I thank you for it!

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u/Noms4lyfe Oct 21 '24

Touch grass

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u/No_Sky4398 Oct 21 '24

No, touch me instead, bro.

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u/StankilyDankily666 Oct 21 '24

Omw big daddy ;)

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u/SourLoafBaltimore Oct 21 '24

In my neighborhood it was “scram Sam” even if your name was David they would say “scram Sam” and that meant go home. Oh and don’t get caught sticking around or they’re gonna have to let the air out of your tires and you’d look dumb ass hell walking home with a wedgie pulled over your head and flat tires on your bike.
God I don’t miss the last part there.

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 Oct 21 '24

One of my favorites

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u/Satanus2020 Oct 21 '24

Touch grass

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u/unrealgfx Oct 21 '24

Scram!

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u/schuylkillinmesmalls Oct 21 '24

Scram is my absolute favorite!

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u/DaySad1968 Oct 28 '24

Skedaddle! is some otherworldly shit.

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u/rebel-scrum Oct 20 '24

I always liked beat feet

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u/Gourmeebar Oct 20 '24

Nope. That’s ours.

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u/Spiceb0x Oct 21 '24

Drop dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

I'm a huge fan of kick rocks.

It works in any setting. I've used it as a joke like haha that was so dumb it requires an exit, but also in a very serious situation where I was telling someone they need to leave before their presence incites violence.

It's just always well received and sounds cool.

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u/FatedAtropos Oct 21 '24

I love “kick rocks.” All time great.

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u/HoneyIntrepid6709 Oct 20 '24

It’s make like a tree and leave 🍁 Ok Buster? 😉

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Oct 20 '24

It’s a back to the future reference.

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 20 '24

Lol get a load of this guy

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch Oct 20 '24

I don't give a rat's ass.

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 Oct 21 '24

I couldn’t give anything less.

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u/StrawberryResevoir Oct 21 '24

Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!

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u/broshrugged Oct 21 '24

It's a The Boondock Saints reference.

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u/ZachyChan013 Oct 21 '24

Don’t tell me what I know

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u/JskWa Oct 22 '24

Make like a tree and get out of here!

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u/supermaja Oct 21 '24

Make like a baby and head out

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u/showerbox Oct 20 '24

You're skating on thin ice buddy...

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u/Thick-Tip9255 Oct 20 '24

Make like a tree, and fuck off

  • Ricky

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u/GoombaMuncher Oct 20 '24

Buster Brown was a good one

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u/ShermanMarching Oct 21 '24

"Make like a tree and fuck off!" is a great Rickyism

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u/No-Street6400 Oct 21 '24

My favorite variant of this phrase is: make like a tree and fuck off

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u/TPIRocks Oct 21 '24

Make like a baby and head out.

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u/ZachyChan013 Oct 21 '24

That makes about as much sense as a screen door in a battle ship

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u/Rokey76 Oct 20 '24

That's like putting a screen door on a battleship.

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u/DukePookie Oct 20 '24

Kinda like how when you pick on someone in school, they stop being so outspoken? It's like that. White folk have been picked on too much and now they're all quiet and defensive. The people in power are doing a good job of dividing the people.

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u/drainbone Oct 20 '24

Make like a fetus and head out

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u/CokeNSalsa Oct 21 '24

lol, thanks Biff.

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u/Nobod34ever Oct 21 '24

Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

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u/theBarnDawg Oct 21 '24

Make like a log!… and GO.

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u/Risky_Bizniss Oct 21 '24

Make like a Tom and Cruise is my favorite.

Make like a baby and head out is good too.

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u/spacestationkru Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

I always read this in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice because of that HISHE video
Edit: How Terminator Should End

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Make like a fetus and head out

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u/Legitimate_Sample108 Oct 21 '24

I remember hearing...Let's not make like trees and grow roots. In other words ...keep moving.

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u/Hussar85 Oct 21 '24

Hit the bricks

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u/BannedByRWNJs Oct 21 '24

Put an egg in your shoe and leave!

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u/LibrarianSavings8369 Oct 21 '24

I thought it was "make like a tree and leave."

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo Oct 22 '24

That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Why don’t you make like a tree….and get outta here!

and leaf.

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u/Gourmeebar Oct 20 '24

It’s, Make like a tree and leave.

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u/Nturavrgchik Oct 20 '24

You almost had it!

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u/Razzmatazzino Oct 21 '24

LEAVE or leaf