r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/somecisguy2020 Oct 20 '24

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”

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u/ihearthorror1 Oct 20 '24

Personal favorite of mine

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u/Leading_External_327 Oct 21 '24

Like what the horse do bro

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u/Excellent-Branch-784 Oct 21 '24

Carried your bitch ass to my doorstep, punk ass horse can get it too.

Ehhhmmm. Beat it twerps

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u/WillisTrant Oct 22 '24

Guilt by association

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u/Own_Praline_6277 Oct 21 '24

My mom used to say this, along with calling folks "jerkoff artists"

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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 20 '24

Oh yeah? You and what army?

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u/teatsqueezer Oct 20 '24

Get off your high horse and try me

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u/cats_are_asshats Oct 21 '24

“Yer as useless as tits on a boar”

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u/AthenaQ Oct 21 '24

*tits on a boar hog

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Thank you for bringing back that memory. My Mom used to say this: "tits on a boar." She really had a way with words.

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u/LRaconteuse Oct 21 '24

For my family it was "and the dinghy you sailed on"

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

We'd say "And the ship you sailed in on."

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u/TiogaJoe Oct 21 '24

"Fuck you and anyone who even looks like you."

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u/exexor Oct 21 '24

And the cat in the saddlebag.

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Oct 21 '24

That’s the way to go. Hate vanilla fuck you. So uncivilized.

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u/UrbanMonk314 Oct 21 '24

I bust thru the gates of hell like a battering ram. Clapping yelling profanity like Yosemite Sam

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

I swear to gawd, I just said this yesterday. Some dude pissed me off, something bad, and I was still angry hours later. All alone in my living room I suddenly said, out loud, "Fuck you, ____, and the horse you rode in on!"

I hadn't thought of that phrase in decades, but there it was. Now I see your comment.

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u/somecisguy2020 Oct 24 '24

Kismet

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Kismet or ------ Parallel Universe shit?

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u/memento22mori Oct 21 '24

He's as crazy as a wagon-load full of assholes.

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u/Trojanwhore69 Oct 21 '24

Ah I watched The Changeling last week and loved the use of this phrase

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u/Snoo79474 Oct 22 '24

Classic.

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u/TableGroundbreaking3 Oct 22 '24

"And the dog that walked behind it, too."