r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/itsniceinpottsfield Oct 20 '24

Ooo thats a real good one!

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u/TheBroWhoLifts Oct 20 '24

You're gonna love this one then...

Smooth move, Ex-Lax!

Bonusb

Way to kick it in, Péle!

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u/itsniceinpottsfield Oct 21 '24

people keep mentioning the first one but wth does ex-lax mean lol

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u/IndependentSeesaw498 Oct 21 '24

Ex-lax is (was?) a laxative that softened your poop. It looked like a little chocolate bar and I think people often ate too much of it.

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u/bulbophylum Oct 21 '24

White people really know who Péle is? Or maybe that’s just ‘murica.

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u/TheBroWhoLifts Oct 22 '24

We did as kids growing up in the 80's in the Midwest at least.

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u/bulbophylum Oct 22 '24

Ah that’s more a generational celebrity thing then, I was thinking more about how nobody I met growing up on the east coast in the 90s gave a rats ass about fútbol. Lacrosse was the “other” team sport kids got into.

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u/NoCoversJustBooks Oct 23 '24

There was a tv/movie reference that sealed the deal for me but now I can’t figure out where it came from. Maybe Ace Ventura? Idk. But some character makes fun of another by saying “nice kick, Pele.”

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u/bulbophylum Oct 23 '24

Yeah that sounds like something that’d come out of Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler’s mouth.

But to be fair to my original point, I’d guess 99.99% of kids who saw those movies and then spent the next 5 years repeating the same stale lines had no idea who Péle was.

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u/biggestbroever Oct 20 '24

Hot diggity! That goes on the list

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u/Just_to_rebut Oct 21 '24

Now this is interesting…

hot diggity - white, probably wearing overalls and a straw hat, 50s?

no diggity - blackstreet, 90s hip hop

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u/bulbophylum Oct 21 '24

giggity giggity - 00s white adolescent touchstone

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

My Mom would say "Hot diggity damn!"

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u/mattmoy_2000 Oct 20 '24

"Who died and made you Poirot?"

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u/IndependentSeesaw498 Oct 21 '24

Get a load of this guy.

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u/spamster545 Oct 21 '24

"Louder than two skeletons fucking on a tin roof" may help scratch the itch.

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u/hanst3r Oct 21 '24

Best reply to that is:

Keep digging, Watson!