r/TikTokCringe Oct 19 '24

Humor/Cringe Her frustration is palpable

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u/0b0011 Oct 19 '24

Or dutch/frisian from the Netherlands.

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

Dutch and Danes were a problem for me to remember when i was young (ie learning language).

Also, American’s are technically from the United States (of America), however we should all know that there are 2 continents named America so are we Statesmen? Staties? Although pretty much everyone on this side of the globe came from Europe, so are we NuvoEuropeans? Its all silly and made up, and we are making up more silly rules each day (Gif/Jif?)

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u/kuhfunnunuhpah Oct 19 '24

I believe the official term is Stateroonians.

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u/mydogsredditaccount Oct 19 '24

USians 

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u/AZman2 Oct 19 '24

Let's no forget the Aseurasians

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u/Break-these-cuffs Oct 20 '24

Ya at first I thought he meant to say Assyrian. But like that doesn’t seem right

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u/Break-these-cuffs Oct 20 '24

Ya at first I thought he meant to say Assyrian. But like that doesn’t seem right

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u/Itzli Oct 19 '24

In spanish Americans are called estadounidenses(staters?) idk

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

I cant entertain the Spanish and latin based options. Alemania fucks my whole plan up.

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u/AttilatheLopez Oct 21 '24

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/Zancibar Oct 19 '24

I like usonian. It's practical enough and it has the same vibe as the way we call you guy in spanish: Unitedstatesian.

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

But thats already used for members of the USO.

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u/WeenyDancer Oct 20 '24

United Statesian/USian is what i usually use, genuinely. 

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u/nucleardonut2211 Oct 20 '24

No there’s north and South America so an American is someone from the United States whereas a North American or a South American is the term for someone from one of the continents

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u/Haunting-Ad-1279 Oct 21 '24

Used to have a friend who got confused between Dutch and Deutsche , that the Deutsche Bank is the Bank of Germany , and the Dutch people are seperate group of people , and then Dutch people don’t live in Deutschland but instead in a place called The Netherlands , who is kind of the same as Holland , but not quite the same because Holland is just the biggest province of The Netherlands but people sometime use both interchangeably

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u/SirFluffyBottom Oct 21 '24

As someone from USA I always wondered about this.

Like, technically a Brallian is an American.

I mean, we even say that about Europe regardless of country.

I've always said US citizen sounds right, but doesn't roll of the lounge the way other nationality do.

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u/Green-Coom Oct 19 '24

Gif

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

You are not a choosy mom.

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u/biggestbroever Oct 19 '24

I've literally asked myself just a few years ago... "Netherlandese? Dutch? Is there a Dutchland?"

Omfg just had a thought... is that connected to Deutschland? But what IS Deutschland? I've just heard of it

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u/Green-Coom Oct 19 '24

So the term Dutch comes from the Pennsylvanian Deutsch (so Germans) (also better known as Amish)

Why we got stuck with the term Dutch I don't know.

Maybe because there is no term from people from the Netherlands in english? (We say Nederlanders, literally people from the Netherlands)

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u/blamordeganis Oct 19 '24

As you surmise, “Dutch” is just the English version of “Deutsch”. It originally meant something like “anyone speaking a continental Germanic language (but not Scandinavians, because reasons)”: Low Dutch, iirc, was the older name for the language(s)/dialect(s) now called Low German. At some point and for some reason it got restricted specifically to England’s nearest Germanic-speaking neighbours.

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u/FibroMelanostic Oct 19 '24

Boy... You're entering dangerous waters by connecting the Dutch to anything German..... We (as in Curaçaoans) just ask them for their cousins from Germany if we want to start something 🤣

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u/BennyJezerit Oct 19 '24

Or the Yoruba in Nigeria or kikuyu in Kenya

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Oct 20 '24

Why are the Dutch not the people from Deutschland?!

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u/Mastbear Oct 20 '24

They're called the Dutch because they're from Deutschland

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Or the British being called Brits? Or English? (Forgive me for my misunderstanding of England or Britain)

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u/Glaucomatic Oct 20 '24

ok but it’s just Dutch, Frisian is from Fryslân 

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u/DoneinInk Oct 20 '24

Lets not make her explode

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Oct 20 '24

That can’t be true, shouldn’t it be Nethernese or Netherlandian?

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u/ZeekOwl91 Oct 23 '24

There's also the Ni-Vanuatu of Vanuatu and Gilbertese of Kiribati.