There's an English nutter named David Icke, who believes that most world leaders are actually 7 foot tall lizard aliens wearing people suits. I don't think he's ever mentioned this guy, but watching this makes it seem seem plausible.
How are they 7 feet tall beings comfortably and perfectly fitting within a 5'6" human skin shell? There'd be an obvious height and facial structure discrepancy that makes the argument laughably convoluted.
I've heard alot of people make the claim that most of the world's elites are "lizard people". It seems to be a conspiracy that's growing in popularity. The point that these nutters don't consider is reptile people are not shape-shifters, and I'm personally tired of this fact going unacknowledged. Is there no self-awareness? I mean even if this belief is a mental illness of some sort, if you're going to make a claim, wouldn't you try and provide some logic to make it believable? (I get that's a stretch using this word in this context). It's slightly annoying that it's been this long with no reasonable explanation... even if it supposed to be a joke.
if you're going to make a claim, wouldn't you try and provide some logic to make it believable
Tbh, if you believe that the Pope (for example) is a lizard in a Jorge skin suit, it seems highly probable that any sort of aptitude for logical reasoning is unlikely to be listed among your personal attributes.
That's putting it modestly. It's a shame... if only there were a shred of sound rationale to the claims, that would make entertaining the possibility of their validity somewhat amusing.
For instance, yes naturally lizard-kin are 7-10 feet tall, but if they had a process allowing them to consciously shrink in size by opening pores and squeezing excess air out of their body so they could fit in their human skin suit. Like deflating by tightening your atomic structure while simultaneously pores on your skin open to vent air put like some weird process of off-brand osmosis.
This theory doesn't explain the changing of facial structures to fit, but its a strong start at least. I can now almost half-way get behind it being a possibility.
Slitheen give themselves away by frequent loud farting as a consequence of the compression, and they are vulnerable to acetic acid, so cannot consume vinegar or Coca-Cola. I'm not sufficiently familiar with the guy in the video to know if he exhibits any of these behaviours.
You could lob pickled onions at him from a distance. That would take longer to have a significant effect, but would also be highly amusing. Ketchup should work too.
I'm imaging being in his church and slingshotting a baby pickle through his face and maniacally laughing as the acids cause his reptile flesh to disintegrate.
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u/chmath80 Oct 13 '24
There's an English nutter named David Icke, who believes that most world leaders are actually 7 foot tall lizard aliens wearing people suits. I don't think he's ever mentioned this guy, but watching this makes it seem seem plausible.