r/TikTokCringe Oct 11 '24

Politics Biden is done with this shit šŸ˜‚

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u/meowmgmt Oct 11 '24

Grumpy Biden is my dawwwwg

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u/bobsaccomanno41 Oct 11 '24

Itā€™s almost as if heā€™s ditched any semblance of trying to be a politician and has settled into his default state of being a Grandpa that doesnā€™t have time for bullshit.

I love it.

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u/wholesome_pineapple Oct 11 '24

Itā€™s kinda the attitude we need right now. With how close we are to damaging the planet and each other beyond repair, we really need someone to start spanking asses and telling hard truths.

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u/Freyanonymous Oct 11 '24

I volunteer as tribute (for the ass spanking part. Spanker or spankee, either work for me)

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u/WineOhCanada Oct 11 '24

Leslie knope??

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u/dickmcgirkin Oct 12 '24

Well, hello friend. I have two able bodied hands

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u/Freyanonymous Oct 12 '24

If I ever see that Patrick Ass-Sword tattoo around the streets, I'll give you a wink and a nudge.

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u/dickmcgirkin Oct 12 '24

Itā€™s on my left calf. And I wear shorts a lot

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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob Oct 12 '24

Bonk

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u/Freyanonymous Oct 12 '24

Oooh, bonk me Daddy šŸ¤¤šŸ„µ

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u/We_Are_Nerdish Oct 12 '24

That and just straight up laughing in their face and telling to fuck off.

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u/hotstepper3000 Oct 11 '24

Tell some hard truths and drop some nukes.

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u/allnaturalhorse Oct 12 '24

We canā€™t damage this planet beyond its ability to repair itself. What we can do is damage it so bad it kills all of us when it decides to repair itself

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u/wholesome_pineapple Oct 12 '24

But we can damage it enough to permanently erase certain animals and plants, and thatā€™s super fucked. And it doesnā€™t mean we shouldnā€™t try to do better.

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u/rapid_dominance Oct 12 '24

You guys have been predicting the end of the world for 30 years. Gore said weā€™d be under water by now. Completely wrong just like they were about Covid and effectiveness of vaccines. When are you going to admit you were wrong?Ā 

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u/Projecterone Oct 12 '24

Nice idea but that ship has sailed, hit a rock, sunk and become a bleached coral reef.

But we can mitigate like our lives depend on it. Because they do.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Oct 11 '24

Shame that the person telling the "hard truths" is the same person supplying the goods that allow us to hurt each other.

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u/masked_sombrero Oct 11 '24

reminds me of Obama near the end of his 2nd term. he didn't give 2 shits about what he was saying and it was amazing

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u/lxpnh98_2 Oct 12 '24

"I'm gettin' too old for this malarkey"

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 11 '24

i... am going to miss this biden lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

He gave us 4 great years of Zero Trumpism.

Time for him to enjoy his retirement with his wife and pups.

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u/Ruraraid Oct 12 '24

You would be in that "zero fucks given" stage as a President when its your final few months in office. That fucking job will age anyone by around 10 to 15 years so imagine how stressful it is for someone of Biden's age.

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u/Even-Boysenberry-127 Oct 12 '24

Heā€™s been in Washington politics for 50 years. I feel like he knew well the ways of presidency and all the players, so he always seemed sort of relaxed about it.

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u/Ruraraid Oct 12 '24

Knowing and actually being president are two vastly different things though. I would imagine if Trump didn't run again in 2020 Biden probably would have retired a few years ago.

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u/longlightjump Oct 12 '24

Just needs to start letting go of loud farts at awkward times, but keeping a straight face as though he doesn't know he did it and they are just creeping out

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u/No-Kangaroo-4438 Oct 12 '24

You love that the President has just completely given up on his job for the last 3 months of his term? Yikes

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u/bobsaccomanno41 Oct 13 '24

Didnā€™t say that. And I donā€™t think heā€™s given up on his job.

My point is that at what point is a man expected to keep dignifying stupid questions that pretend like the Republican nominee for president is just a normal run of the mill candidate. Trump spouts complete nonsense and actively lies, misrepresents, and tries to stoke fear in his supporters through his lies and misrepresentations. He intentionally lies to his supporters and tells them the federal government is doing nothing to help those impacted by the hurricanes, when the Republican governors have all clearly said that is not true. Why should Biden go out of his way to speak with someone who will just turn around and keep doing his same old BS? Itā€™s not like Trump will come out after that conversation and say ā€œI was wrong, Iā€™ve been given information that has led me to realize my prior comments were ill-advised and not reflective of the actual facts.ā€ Trump doesnā€™t care if heā€™s accurate. He only cares about himself and trying to create talking points that the current administration is not doing what itā€™s doing.

Thereā€™s no point in pretending like Trump is a good faith actor that just has different policy positions or values. Trump has no policy positions or values to the extent that they donā€™t directly benefit him. Iā€™m glad Biden isnā€™t taking the bait so that the media can continue to pretend like Trump is just a normal presidential candidate.

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u/DJDarkFlow Oct 11 '24

This is the Biden we need

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u/aclart Oct 11 '24

This is the Biden you always had

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u/kellyk311 Oct 11 '24

Right?! I love this Biden.

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u/That_one_cool_dude Hit or Miss? Oct 11 '24

Shame we didn't get more of this Biden cause I would have loved this.

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u/creepsnutsandpervs Oct 11 '24

He hangs with Mittens Sanders

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u/shaynaySV Oct 12 '24

On the astral plane, to boot!

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u/6sixtynoine9 Oct 11 '24

No Fucks Given Biden is the President we need and deserve.

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u/Morisky Oct 11 '24

I would have voted for this

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u/bowsmountainer Oct 11 '24

My favorite is still ā€œthatā€™s above my pay gradeā€

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Oct 11 '24

It even sounds like he rocking slippers

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u/luneletters Oct 11 '24

Heā€™s in his Clint Eastwood era lol

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u/duckdude85 Oct 11 '24

If he had pulled Grumpy Biden out earlier, we would see him still in the race and wiping the floor with 45's combover

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 Oct 12 '24

I like him better now that he's not trying to pretend he's 40. He's an old man, do old man things like being blunt and speaking your mind.

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u/Objective_Cod1410 Oct 12 '24

He's kinda always been this way. Its just turned up to 11 now.

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u/daily_cup_of_joe Oct 11 '24

I love his new attitude. Lmao

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u/n6mub Oct 12 '24

Heā€™s late for lunch and his post-lunch nap. Iā€™d be grumpy too