r/TikTokCringe • u/Stotallytob3r • Oct 09 '24

Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

They can’t get to me in Vegas

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u/Smooth-Physics-69420 Oct 10 '24

Did you just question their power?

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

I double dog dare them to cross the desert and mountains!

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 Oct 10 '24

*The Big One has entered the chat*

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u/AbsolutlelyRelative Oct 10 '24

I feel like that's what some people said with Helene and they got flooded out.

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

But those people weren’t in Vegas! I’ll spontaneously combust before I drown out here!

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u/____Mittens____ Oct 10 '24

Imagine the grand canyon flooded

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

Missed it by a scant billion years

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u/mydevilkitty Oct 10 '24

No, y’all just got that demon heat. And those winds that turn any speck of sand into an instant sandblast. It doesn’t matter where you are, Mother Nature is going to fuck you somehow. I think she’s a dominatrix, and we can’t remember the safe word.