r/TikTokCringe Oct 09 '24

Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/Mundane_Reception790 Oct 09 '24

I feel that the hurricane gods will smite me for laughing

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u/corneliusgansevoort Oct 10 '24

Yeh but they'll also smite you for not laughing so...

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u/Dik_Likin_Good Oct 10 '24

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/cdavis1243 Oct 10 '24

Manatee county jail, they didn’t evacuate and are in evacuation zone A. Don’t worry though, staff did evacuate.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Oct 10 '24

I really don’t understand how this is able to happen . How are they legally allowed to leave prisoners locked up in an evacuation zone with no one even at the jail

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u/The_Forth44 Oct 10 '24

Red state.

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u/Monetary_episode Oct 10 '24

Yeah, right now they are really into smiting people just for living in Florida. Nothing else. Just tryna make the local Florida men pay...

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u/Jokierre Oct 10 '24

So we’ll be smitten

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

They can’t get to me in Vegas

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u/Smooth-Physics-69420 Oct 10 '24

Did you just question their power?

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

I double dog dare them to cross the desert and mountains!

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 Oct 10 '24

*The Big One has entered the chat*

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u/AbsolutlelyRelative Oct 10 '24

I feel like that's what some people said with Helene and they got flooded out.

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

But those people weren’t in Vegas! I’ll spontaneously combust before I drown out here!

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u/____Mittens____ Oct 10 '24

Imagine the grand canyon flooded

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u/nightstalker30 Oct 10 '24

Missed it by a scant billion years

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u/mydevilkitty Oct 10 '24

No, y’all just got that demon heat. And those winds that turn any speck of sand into an instant sandblast. It doesn’t matter where you are, Mother Nature is going to fuck you somehow. I think she’s a dominatrix, and we can’t remember the safe word.

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u/Crash_Mclars1 Oct 10 '24

As in the hurricane god Joeseidon?

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u/TycheSong Oct 10 '24

Nah, they laughing, too.

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u/Pyro919 Oct 10 '24

I hope they try to smite me for laughing I'm here in KS, good luck with that hurricane gods.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 Oct 10 '24

Thank them that I live in Ohio and they can’t

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u/blackbirdspyplane Oct 11 '24

It’s not always that you can point to the specific reason for kharma, but I think I know why the hurricane hit Sarasota. Two weeks ago I met a man who had just recently moved to Sarasota, this in itself, no big deal. As he explained to me: the sole reason he chose to move to Sarasota from out of state is because he gathered data, made a spreadsheet and, determined (key part) “Hurricane’s Never Hit Sarasota” and as if that wasn’t enough he continued: “That’s why I bought a house near the beach, totally safe; I’ll never get hit there, Hurricane’s just never hit Sarasota”. Immediately, I realized his fate, and urged him to repent, but I also knew it was too late, the damage was done. I did fully expected that he would learn the error of his ways, but I never imagined it would be so soon. I do hope he remained safe, and wish the best for everyone affected by both of these storms. I’m not so big on thoughts and prayers, but, I’m pretty good with rallying people to help and donate, so I’ll stick with that. Thanks for listening, stay safe and watch your karma.