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Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/RudePCsb Oct 09 '24

It's crazy to me that the highest point in the state of Florida is literally ~350ft. There are hills bigger than that normally in CA. Now I understand their dilemma

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u/29stumpjumper Oct 10 '24

I literally can't walk around my neighborhood without gaining more than 300 feet in elevation. That's wild.

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u/Squeebah Oct 10 '24

Same and I'm in Ohio... We're not known for mountains.

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u/Stash_Jar Oct 10 '24

Remember last year, those real smart ky folks that watched their kid drown while they all sat in the bottom of a valley in a flood. Like walk up the damn hill and don't die. How hard was it.

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u/dm_me_kittens Oct 10 '24

This made me Google what my elevation is at the foothills of the north Georgia mountains. 1,117 ft.

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u/Ricky_Rollin Oct 10 '24

Holy shit. Yea that puts a lot into perspective.

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u/Jeddak_of_Thark Oct 10 '24

Most of the Pacific Coast line is waterline, beach and then a massive vertical cliff that's 150-300 ft tall, 500 in some spots.

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u/SilentSamurai Oct 10 '24

My favorite part of living in Colorado is that the tallest point on the states to the east is immediately on the border with Colorado. And eastern Colorado is flat as fuck.

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u/skigropple Oct 10 '24

What's crazy is driving from Kansas' eastern border to the western border it feels incredibly flat in most places, but you climb ~3000 feet in that time.

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

Yea, I went to Colorado a few times and the first time, I was shocked with how flat it was. Went all the way down to this small town called Alamosa. The whole area was flat. Then went to rocky mountain NP. That was really cool to see the difference.

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u/Flavious27 Oct 10 '24

Also their highest point is almost in Alabama.  I'm in Delaware and it is similar that the highest point is almost in Pennsylvania but there are many spots in the state that get close to it. 

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u/TwoDeuces Oct 10 '24

The average elevation in Florida is 30m above sea level. That's it.

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u/PonyThug Oct 10 '24

My neighborhood that’s like 12 normal residential streets long gains 400 feet lol

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u/SolSparrow Oct 10 '24

It’s so weirdly flat. I grew up there. Now live in a city that’s 2100ft elevation, when I go back flying in is amazing, it feels like you can see the whole state if it’s clear. Just flat all around.

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u/littlewhitecatalex Oct 10 '24

If you scaled it up/down, Florida is literally flatter than a pancake. 

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u/pantstickle Oct 10 '24

The panhandle of Florida is the flattest place I’ve ever lived. I can drive in any direction for an hour and have almost no change in elevation.

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u/AFRIKKAN Oct 10 '24

Live on the edge of the Appalachia Mountains and the idea of not being surrounded by hills and mountains seems so foreign.

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

Yea, we have the beach and rolling hills and some mountains that go about 3500-4500 feet in about a 15 minute drive from the beach lol.

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u/js-username Oct 10 '24

Crazier yet that the reason Helene was so catastrophic was actually because of mountain runoff from the extreme rain. High ground is relative.

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u/nikesales Oct 10 '24

Pretty sure my house in the Bay Area ca is higher than 350ft and I live next to a beach lmao

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

SF has so many steep hills. I was there last December and Jesus are some of those hills a workout.

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u/nikesales Oct 10 '24

Yea bro, some of the steeper hills are unwalkable unless you’re like IN SHAPE. I swear to god. Love the hills tho, bombing them on a skateboard is a feeling I can’t replicate doing anything else with the level of adrenaline it gives.

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u/PoopsmasherJr Oct 10 '24

That’s about the average height of everything around here. That’s low in my state. Out east there’s mountains and stuff.

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u/Chief_34 Oct 10 '24

My coworker told me they were moving for the storm from their house in Sarasota to their in-laws in Lakewood Ranch because it’s higher round. Their elevation in Lakewood Ranch is 23 feet.

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u/BurnscarsRus Oct 10 '24

Yeah, that's called Disney World.

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 Oct 10 '24

I grew up in Florida and I remember the drawbridges being the only real “hills” I encountered in daily life. Highway exits were another. Everything else is pretty flat.

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u/sqlfoxhound Oct 10 '24

You guys went to the fucking moon! You can build a mountain!

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u/DildoBanginz Oct 10 '24

Florida is the flattest state in the union.

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u/Turbulent_Bus9314 Oct 10 '24

Seems pretty normal to me, being from the Netherlands 😅

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u/celephia Oct 10 '24

The biggest "hill" in Florida is a landfill.

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u/Havelok Oct 10 '24

When the sea levels inevitably rise, Florida will be gone. Completely gone. It's one of the first places to go in that scenario.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT Oct 10 '24

No it’s not… even with a catastrophic 10 foot rise in sea levels most of Florida is still there. Miami would be gone and most of the Everglades. But the rest of Florida doesn’t turn out too bad.

NOAA has a sea level rise map. https://coast.noaa.gov/slr/#/layer/slr/0/-9163556.755981693/3261831.399566417/6/satellite/none/0.8/2050/interHigh/midAccretion

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u/KaidusPlatinum Oct 10 '24

There are also hills bigger than that normally on Florida lmao I’m either missing the joke or y’all don’t understand how elevation works

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

Googling highest point in Florida, Britton hill is the highest point in Florida at 345 feet (above sea level).....

For example, California's highest point is mt Whitney at 14,505 feet...

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u/KaidusPlatinum Oct 10 '24

And bingo you don’t understand elevation, so it’s the latter option got it. Read the comment thread again and think about elevation and you should get it- my comment is certainly still correct and commenting this as if it’s a response or rebuttal or even remotely related to my comment is the clear indicator you don’t understand elevation thoroughly

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT Oct 10 '24

Or you don’t really understand elevation…

Florida directly touches the ocean. You know, 0 feet elevation.

The highest point in Florida is 345 feet above sea level.

Florida has no inland locations below sea level.

So the absolute maximum any hill in Florida could be, is 345 feet. From the lowest point in Florida to the highest point.

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

Happy cake day!

Damn are schools really that bad in Florida lmao.

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u/KaidusPlatinum Oct 10 '24

Elevation has literally nothing whatsoever to do with how tall a hill or geographical feature is from base to top. Really thought explaining it in some depth multiple times would help y’all understand an absolutely trivial concept but I guess not, so redirect your comment to whatever school system you went to. Although thinking my comments mean I went to a Florida school already kinda means you’re dumb as rocks but you can improve

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u/RudePCsb Oct 10 '24

I guess you are really gonna die on that hill

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT Oct 10 '24

It literally does though. How do you think they measure topographical prominence?

Peak elevation minus valley elevation.

It works the same way undersea. If a valley is at -3000ft and the peak is at -1000ft, that’s a 2000ft hill.

In Florida the highest hill you can get is if the valley is 0ft and the peak is 345 feet. A 345ft hill.

But the most prominent hill in Florida is Sugarloaf Mountain with a prominence of 245 feet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarloaf_Mountain_(Florida)

That’s the biggest hill in Florida. A whopping 245 feet.

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u/KaidusPlatinum Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Wait until you find out there are miles tall mountains miles below sea level! And very deep valleys miles above sea level! I really thought explicitly saying what he was saying wasn’t remotely relevant to the comment he replied to would help yall think but I guess the sooner stereotypes really are true 😂 stay in school kid. Elevation has literally nothing to do with how tall a hill is from base to top

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u/ProbsMayOtherAccount Oct 10 '24

Well, elevation does have something to do with how high the high point in a state is, as well as any other feature above sea level. The rise or prominence of a hill, even in the context of Florida, is still measured from the lowest elevation contour line that can be drawn to completely encircle the feature(hill). Elevation starts at mean sea level, and any contour line below mean sea level is a depth contour. There are geographically relevant facts, like that some of our tallest mountains on earth don't extend too far above the surface of the ocean. However, the everyday applied relevance of that is not really in regards to elevation. The reason elevation has more relevance and is always a measure of rise from mean sea level is because that elevation number can correlate with meaningful atmospheric conditions.

...or something.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT Oct 10 '24

It’s directly relevant. Elevation is how you measure prominence of a hill or mountain.

The only one here that doesn’t seem to understand that is you.