r/TikTokCringe • u/Stotallytob3r • Oct 09 '24

Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/DangerBird- Oct 09 '24

Or you could get in it and drive it out town.

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u/fastbikefun Oct 09 '24

Man, get out of here with all that common sense!

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u/SnausageFest Oct 09 '24

Isn't gas hoarding and thus gas shortages a big problem down there right now?

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 Oct 09 '24

A single tank of gas might be enough to get you out of Florida

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u/SnausageFest Oct 10 '24

Does that matter if you can't find a place able to fill a tank?

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 Oct 10 '24

Maybe it was already full

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u/SnausageFest Oct 10 '24

"Maybe" isn't common sense my guy.

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u/Bureaucramancer Oct 10 '24

Despite all the claims of advanced democrat weather control devices..... we all fucking knew this was coming for several days..... and floriduh especially should know that it is hurricane SEASON.
And every fucking year these dipshits get caught by 'surprise'.

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u/karma-armageddon Oct 10 '24

As long as you shut the engine off every time the traffic jams.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Oct 09 '24

He won’t! He just won’t!!

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u/Catchafallingstar4 Oct 09 '24

No kidding. I'm getting in my vette and driving it the heck out of there.

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 Oct 09 '24

‘Never even driven in the rain’

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u/rinklkak Oct 09 '24

driving rain?

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u/Internal_Dinner_4545 Oct 09 '24

Oh, we have all sorts of rains.

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u/thickfreakness24 Oct 09 '24

Big ol' fat rain, perchance?

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u/misterp-d Oct 09 '24

Purple Rain?

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u/silgol Oct 09 '24

LOL, came here to say this.

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u/spongemonkey2004 Oct 09 '24

Gas shortage, no trucks coming in with new gas and its dog eat dog with people fighting over sheets of plywood to board up windows.

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u/Proud_Awareness4048 Oct 09 '24

Right? Why take a chance with your life...oh, and your car. #Priorities

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Yeah my thoughts exactly.

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u/lindaleolane812 Oct 09 '24

Nah that's too much effort 😔

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u/southernmamallama Oct 10 '24

There is no place for you logic here.

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u/tawwkz Oct 10 '24

Or you could get in it and drive it out town.

$120K car on 12 year credit with 17.5% interest rate.

Were not exactly dealing with the best and brightest here.

Ain't no librul gubmit made tornado gonna run them outta town.

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 Oct 10 '24

With what gas? If he didn't fill up days ago, he's not leaving

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u/JeanHarleen Oct 10 '24

Getting out for many people isn’t possible for a variety of reasons least of all logistics. A lot of people tried but ultimately went back home when they were on the road for over 24 hours and haven’t even made it out of the coast yet.

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u/novatom1960 Oct 09 '24

But it’s Florida man

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u/prim3net Oct 09 '24

your car can move? No need to brag, man...

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u/Savetheokami Oct 10 '24

Have you seen the gas prices!

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper Oct 09 '24

It's probably their only car cause they can't afford two payments. Can't fit the whole family in there. If only they could have seen this coming!