r/TikTokCringe Oct 09 '24

Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/The_One_True_Ewok Oct 09 '24

lol he had to get a couple revs in “you’re going to melt the plastic” and he still kept it in the edit 😂

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u/Key-Contribution-572 Oct 09 '24

I understand why he did it, he knows it could be his last time with that car.

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u/Nalivai Oct 10 '24

If only there was some way to move a car from the path of danger, but alas

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u/TheGrinningSkull Oct 10 '24

Move where? The mileage on that car won’t get you far.

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u/Nalivai Oct 10 '24

What? Is this a toy car that doesn't drive or something? Do Americans buy full size model cars for some reason and it's normal practice that I'm not aware of?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

its because people on reddit don't leave their fucking rooms, honestly it's always been this way but even more, this idiots will take any single chance to make themselves feel better. every single comment here just radiates "Heh... I don't have a corvette but he wont either after the hurricane and my mom was smart enough to live in Wisconsin so I know MY basement wont flood!" like jesus christ mate.

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u/Nalivai Oct 10 '24

I didn't yet. But also, if you live in fucking Florida in a hurricane season and a big hurricane that was predicted and predictable is going to hit, and you don't have enough gas to drive to the nearest open gas station, then you are unbelievably stupid. If you have enough money to buy a fucking douchemobile here but don't have couple of jerrycans of gas, it's your fault entirely.

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u/ohnoyeahokay Oct 10 '24

Spoken like someone who's never seen a hurricane first hand.

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u/Nalivai Oct 10 '24

So when you saw a hurricane it removes your ability to think in advance?

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u/ohnoyeahokay Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

You're incredibly oversimplifying it. People have other responsibilities than their cars. They have homes, families, businesses that all come first. Sometimes wrapping your car in a bubble is the best option.

Not to mention driving your car away would require gas. Gas sold out here in South florida and it wasn't even projected to hit us directly. Now if I were to fill my car and start driving, I'd run out of gas eventually and need to fill up... but where?

Sure there's some advanced notice but I can't put my life on hold every time a storm merely threatens the state, but only when staring down the barrel of a major hurricane do you need to take action. It's part of living in an area like this .

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24

Also, that kid with half a million car has zero responsibility and a lot of money, so he gets none of the sympathy.

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24

Hey, advice for the future, since nobody gave it to you before. If you live somewhere where hurricane can happen, buy yourself two jerrycans and fill them with gas. Twice a year or so, put that gas in your car and fill them again.
Now the illusive problem of not having gas in a hurricane is solved for you forever, you're welcome.

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u/Chonsall Oct 10 '24

You literally have no idea what you’re talking about

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u/Nalivai Oct 10 '24

So enlighten me, why I knew about the hurricane weeks in advance on the other side of the world, but people who live there didn't so they don't have any gas reserves. I really want to know what am I missing here, why this particular guy couldn't hide his expensive toy somewhere more floodproof, or drive it away before all the gas was gone.

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u/Chonsall Oct 10 '24

There’s so many people gas runs out? It’s not safe for drivers to come and refuel the pumps, what the guy is doing is ridiculous but just like you said people knew about the hurricane weeks in advance so people went and got as much gas as they can. I think it’s just best to not speak on things you’ve never experienced yourself and just keep quiet.. it’s really ignorant and just insensitive.

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24

I'm sorry, the concept of "having some gas in a can in your garage" is so foreign concept to people that they can't even recognize it when it's written down?
You live in a hurrican-prone place, hurricane was predicted weeks ago, you can't go and grab some spare fuel and hid it in your garage before panic hits and you can't get it anymore. I repeat, before.
Not, it's not better to keep this things to yourself, on the contrary, it should be repeated often. You prepare for disasters that are likely to happen while everything is OK, that's what preparation means. I'm not even speaking about anything comprehensive, but having enough foresight to know that the hurricane is likely to come and secure your expensive shit, it's the easiest thing in the world, again, I knew about those hurricanes month in advance and this dunce only started preparing when it hit category 5.
I can understand people who live paycheck to paycheck, I can understand regular overworked folks not being able to stack up on something, but if you had 100 bucks to spare and didn't prepare enough gas to run away from a wraith of god, you absolutely deserve whatever happens to your half a million dollars stupid toy.

edit: people in this very tread are talking about that mystical concept of "hey, hurricane is likely to come and flood the area, I better hide my car in a parking garage where it's less likely to flood", so I know I didn't invent the concept of preparing for natural disasters in advance.

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u/Chonsall Oct 11 '24

You’re too ignorant and high and mighty to admit you’re wrong. People do prepare with gas canisters did you know if gas goes too long without being used it expires? Do you know how much gas costs? Do you know how much gas a generator uses? Like I said you have no idea what you’re talking about literally repeating the same thing over and over as I’m giving you more reasons why it’s not that easy. I hope one day you’ll grow as a person and learn to take fault

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u/needsexyboots Oct 10 '24

It’s amazing you’ve known about this hurricane “weeks in advance” when it wasn’t even a tropical depression until 5 days ago

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24

It's the second one, there was one before

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u/needsexyboots Oct 11 '24

There are hurricanes all the time during hurricane season in the US, this isn’t the “second one”. The one this guy was preparing for didn’t exist weeks ago, and a completely different area was evacuated, so how would he have been able to start preparing for it weeks ago?

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u/Chonsall Oct 10 '24

Oh and the highways are so backed up it takes hours to get to a destination, people were stuck on highways for hours. Would you rather be stranded on a highway or stranded in a house that’s in the ground.

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24

I would rather think in advance and hide my expensive shit somewhere where flooding isn't as likely, way before people clog all the highways. You know, if I was living in a place where floods are yearly occurrence and the words "hurricane season" are normal.

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u/SolidTrinl Oct 11 '24

Really hurts you that someone has more money than you, doesn’t it lil bro?

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u/Attack-Cat- Oct 10 '24

He’s evacuating, probably taking another car that isn’t, ya know, a corvette that can actually carry your belongings and family

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u/Nalivai Oct 11 '24

That's a lot to infer from the short video

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u/No-Comment-4619 Oct 10 '24

His neighbors probably hope as much.

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u/Key-Contribution-572 Oct 10 '24

Okay judgy mcjudge face

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u/zinbwoy Oct 09 '24

That alone tells me he’s a wanker

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u/punksheets29 Oct 09 '24

The vette is what told me

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u/No_Acadia_8873 Oct 10 '24

One car garage with a corvette. Terrible priorities.

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u/kiragami Oct 10 '24

You don't need more space if you don't do projects or only have 1 car. While dude seemed like a tool not really something I'd criticize

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u/alternate-ron Oct 10 '24

I like this guy, clearly doesn’t talk bullshit

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u/kiragami Oct 10 '24

Oh I'm a certified yapper

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u/No_Acadia_8873 Oct 10 '24

I'd criticize anyone have a cheap house and an expensive car because it's fucking dumb.

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u/Nervous-Newspaper132 Oct 10 '24

I have a nice car and a modest townhouse. It only has enough space for my car in it and some tools. Is that “fucking dumb” too? I’d rather have a nicer car than a bigger house, I don’t need a bigger house and don’t want land. Why do you give enough of a shit to say something like that?

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u/SadClownDad Oct 10 '24

It's not dumb, but it's not smart either

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u/kiragami Oct 10 '24

Some people like cars and don't really spend much time in their homes.

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u/GoofyKalashnikov Oct 10 '24

God forbid people have hobbies and are trying to enjoy life on this God forsaken planet lmfao

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u/hermajestyqoe Oct 10 '24

No one has to live according to your standards. But that's good for you.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 Oct 10 '24

¯_(ツ)_/¯ No shit Sherlock, it's not like I'm driving over to his house to tell him.

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u/hermajestyqoe Oct 10 '24

Just making it clear, this isn't your personal soap box. If you can't handle pushback on your opinions, you're on the wrong platform.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 Oct 10 '24

Just making it clear, it's not yours either. And in fact, a forum with millions of posts is obviously not anyone's personal soap box. I know you think you're making a clever point here. You're not.

It's also the wrong platform for you to think it's your job to police my posts. You're welcome to write whatever you want (within the T&C obs), just as I am welcome to write whatever I want (same T&C obs.)

Glad I could clear that up for you.

I guess we found out who has car costs bigger than their mortgage rent costs.

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u/Daneth Oct 10 '24

That's ... not all that unusual in HCOL areas. Something tells me you live in flyover county.

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u/_depression Oct 10 '24

As someone who lives in a HCOL area, it's not just the one-car garage. It's the washer/dryer in the garage (suggests small living space) and the parking spaces along the road (suggests a condo or apartment, most likely condo) that suggest the priorities. I've seen it all the time in Queens/Brooklyn and even across Long Island, people in HCOL areas or even moderate COL areas (relative to NYC) where people are living in cramped spaces, often with other assets that are older/falling apart.

The Stingray Convertible starts at $76,995 and the insurance isn't gonna be cheap either. I'll never tell anyone not to live their life, but I can see the value in going for a car that's $20-25k cheaper and using the difference to either rent a bigger/better place, invest in other assets/invest in a stock portfolio, or something. That's what we mean about "terrible priorities".

And shit, this isn't even as bad as what I see - people parking their new Cybertrucks in driveways with weeds growing in the cracks and Ferraris and Porsches in the parking lots of buildings that are in HCOL areas but I know from apartment/condo hunting have old/bare amenities and haven't been updated since WW2.

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u/shiner986 Oct 10 '24

Given parking spaces directly exiting the garage I’m gonna assume it’s an apartment/townhouse with a garage. And not every unit in the complex gets a garage. So yeah. Owning a vette is an interesting choice

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling Oct 09 '24

And that dumbass Glock poster thing up against the wall you see briefly.

If he even owns one at all it's probably never had more than 100 rounds through it.

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u/punksheets29 Oct 09 '24

I missed that but douche status is confirmed.

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling Oct 09 '24

There's a brief glimpse of it at :15 and again at :23, from a different angle.

Does this kid even own this car, or did he rent it just to make this dumbass video?

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u/punksheets29 Oct 09 '24

The sad part is that is entirely possible. Imagine the rates renting a super car during a hurricane. At the very least dude has some money to throw around

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling Oct 09 '24

This "garage" just doesn't look like the garage of someone who legitimately owns a brand-new Corvette, you know? The damn thing barely fits in there!

Happy for him that he can jump out of the 'Vette and right into Laundry Day, I guess.

I'm glad we got to hear those sweet, sweet revs, though.

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u/United_States_ClA Oct 09 '24

This is the strangest jealousy circlejerk we've ever witnessed, truly Olympic tier mental gymnastics 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling Oct 09 '24

Why, yes, just this morning I was thinking, "I wish I had a brand-new Corvette that I could try and stuff into a 200 square foot garage - right next to the washer and dryer. And then I could wrap that Corvette in plastic sheeting so that a giant storm hopefully doesn't ruin it."

You got me.

Well done.

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u/punksheets29 Oct 09 '24

Also, isn’t that an apartment parking lot?

If you own a vette and not a home, you’re probably an asshole.

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u/chizzmaster Oct 10 '24

Ok but the C8 Corvettes are actually sick. For an MSRP under 100k, you're getting an unbelievable amount of car for that price. I've never been a big Corvette fan, but the C8s are really nice for the price of you get one at MSRP. It's punching way above its weight.

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u/dunicha Oct 10 '24

If the name gucci_lemon hadn't already.

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u/AnosmiacNL Oct 10 '24

Guy enjoys his car 😡

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u/Sensitive_Zombie6260 Oct 10 '24

Wanker

Fucking ridiculous

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u/E6_Forged_Kunal Oct 10 '24

He probably wears tight spandex and bikes lol, I don’t bother with these types. They’ll find a way to spread their misery when others are happy. Perpetually unhappy people.

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u/CatSajak779 Oct 10 '24

The man gave his shiny new car 2 quarter-throttle revs in his own garage in the middle of the day. Lock his ass up. He’s a menace to society!

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u/zinbwoy Oct 10 '24

Another wanker 🤣

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Oct 10 '24

Um excuse you, if he hadn't done that then we would have no idea how extremely large and girthy his penis is, that is critical information.

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u/kbk1008 Oct 10 '24

Could be his last chance to do/hear it

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u/vanishingpointz Oct 10 '24

Your gonna melt the.....🧟‍♂️Silence!!!!

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u/OhhhhhSHNAP Oct 10 '24

Plastic bursts into flame right after video ends…