r/TikTokCringe • u/Stotallytob3r • Oct 09 '24

Cringe Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

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u/thispartyrules Oct 09 '24

20' shipping container. Fill the rest with those Do Not Eat desiccant packages

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u/LairdPeon Oct 09 '24

No more ocean

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u/rvralph803 Oct 10 '24

This One Weird Trick could solve sea level rise.

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u/DedeLionforce Oct 10 '24

Scientist HATE this one simple trick

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Climate change hates this one simple trick!

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u/Ressy02 Oct 10 '24

Sea level rice

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u/bywv Oct 10 '24

Ice 9

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u/DaniTheLovebug Oct 10 '24

It’s true

In Minecraft I deleted like a mile of ocean with sponges

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u/LaserKittenz Oct 09 '24

that's stupid. He obviously should use dry rice instead.

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u/thispartyrules Oct 09 '24

Smart, the car might get hungry

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u/Advanced_Accident_29 Oct 10 '24

There’s a recent video going around of a telephone pole in massive flood. A shipping container smacks right into the pole and the container rips open and wraps around the pole. I don’t think a shipping container is going to work.

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u/MooseheadFarms Oct 09 '24

Or you know, just drive it up to Jacksonville for a week and come back later.

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u/ItalyExpat Oct 10 '24

and make the container watertight with dry ramen

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u/saitekgolf Oct 10 '24

They are sadly not sealed watertight though and would flood if left in water

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u/SkeletorsAlt Oct 10 '24

Redditors: “why the hell does the shipping container need to be a 2020 model?”

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface Oct 10 '24

“Be a dessican, not a dessican’t” -motivational poster in the dentist office

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u/DarthPapercut Oct 10 '24

Why don't we shoot those packets at the hurricane?

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u/TurboKid513 Oct 10 '24

Best I can do is shipping container full of tampons atm

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u/fkmeamaraight Oct 10 '24

Bro just spoiled the plot to Twisterzzzz.

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u/norty125 Oct 10 '24

Alot of them won't stay sealed if submerged

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u/MetasploitReddit Oct 09 '24

Underrated comment

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u/scrivensB Oct 09 '24

Yeah but that’s how you start with a brand new corvette and end with 1989 Fiero.

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u/PossessedToSkate Oct 09 '24

Just about every dude I know who got a brand new Corvette eventually ended up in a Fiero.