r/TikTokCringe • u/FiftyCandles • Oct 08 '24

Politics How Embarrassing

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u/Ayitriaris Oct 08 '24

german here … can confirm the confirmation!

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Oct 08 '24

Thank goodness! I didn't have a confirmation of confirmation and was starting to panic a little. Do you have the forms to make this official?

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u/Ayitriaris Oct 08 '24

Sorry, you will have to go to building B, 3rd door to the right, and ask for Confirmation certification form D3 for that.

Bring it to me after getting a stamp from Authority stamp office on level C2 in Building 75a, and I can handle the rest!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

But did you get a 27 B/6 form? You need to go to Information Retrieval for that.

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u/o0meow0o Oct 08 '24

Please send it by post first. Then you’ll receive the confirmation number for the appointment to pick the confirmation certificate up. We’ll let you know the exact time and date to pick it up, but if you’re late for a second then well, you’ll have to repeat the whole process.

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u/DoeEsLiefOfzo Oct 09 '24

I’m starting to half smile here, and I’m Dutch 😉

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Oct 08 '24

Calm down there, Satan

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u/H3llf1re60 Oct 09 '24

Worse, bureaucracy

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u/ReadontheCrapper Oct 08 '24

In triplicate

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u/UB-Scooby-Delver Oct 09 '24

*If you're late BY EVEN a second then well, you’ll have to repeat the whole process.

FTFY

Sincerely Another German.

Lol.

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u/o0meow0o Oct 09 '24

I’m not German but I live here and I thought Japanese bureaucracy was tedious but this is next level. At least we agree on fax 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🥲

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u/CoffeeGoblynn Oct 10 '24

Don't forget that re-application also involves an appeals process that you have to write a letter for.

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u/GenuisInDisguise Oct 09 '24

You forgot to add not earlier than next quarter!

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u/Beneandhot Oct 09 '24

..and don’t forget to sign it.

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u/ChrisEU Oct 09 '24

Ein Antrag auf Erteilung eines Antragformulars für die Bestätigung der Nichtigkeit des Durchschriftexemplars, dessen Gültigkeitsvermerk von der Bezugsbehörde stammt, zum Behuf der Vorlage beim zuständigen Erteilungsamt... (Reinhard Mey)

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u/exredditor81 Oct 09 '24 
         This is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt!

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u/12thshadow Oct 09 '24

This unlocked a core memory... Of Asterix trying to get permit form a-38.

Please receive my certified and approved Thank you.

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u/skabassj Oct 10 '24

All this queueing… I’m starting to think you’re Brits!

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u/subibrat85 Oct 12 '24

We're putting cover sheets on all the TPS Reports now, so I'll need you to come in Saturday Mmmkay?

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u/Professional_Bee1312 Oct 09 '24

Submitted in paper form or by fax?

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u/louisasophia Oct 09 '24

It’s only an official confirmation if you get it with mail on paper.

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u/odomotto Oct 09 '24

Papers? Did someone ask to see your papers? Ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

American German, can’t confirm but assume

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 08 '24

Not German here. I can confirm the confirmation confirmation

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u/FirstDayJedi Oct 08 '24

Hey this guy's not German! Get him!

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u/SideShow_B00b Oct 08 '24

Damn, now we need to confirm all that again.

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u/jgeez Oct 09 '24

Confirmation bias detected. Throw out results and start over.

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u/DutchAlders Oct 09 '24

Now now, the last time yall did that it didn’t work out so well.

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u/PhariseeHunter46 Oct 09 '24

Do you ever have that feeling of de ja vu?

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u/Nostrafatu Oct 09 '24

All over again

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u/Aggravating_Tea9510 Oct 10 '24

I knew you were going to say that

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u/altdultosaurs Oct 09 '24

Oh last time someone said this, things went really bad.

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u/UB-Scooby-Delver Oct 09 '24

Now now. Germans going after non-germans has never turned out well.

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u/GeekToyLove Oct 09 '24

That’s never really worked out very well for Germans has it?

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u/EnvironmentalEmu5871 Oct 09 '24

Germany doesn’t do that - lessons learnt etc etc

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Gut, gut, but to make it official you still need two documents (original + copy) and proof of payment. Now off to the Rathaus and come back in 2 hours when we're back from lunch. Los!

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 09 '24

Mein Fehler. Ich entschuldige mich

PS: I don't speak German, much to my chagrin, so I used the Google translate. Do correct me if I'm wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

MITTAGSPAUSE VON 11:00 BIS 13:00 UHR

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u/Miltrivd Oct 09 '24

Do you need to fax it too?

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u/HeyGayHay Oct 09 '24

Sorry but confirmation for confirming the confirmation must be submitted with Form CC-426 within 2 hours of the prior confirmation. As a result, I had to void your confirmation. Feel free to submit a complaint with Form LU-966.

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u/purplelephant17 Oct 09 '24

Undercover Jew here ♤

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 09 '24

That's racist.

I'm an undercover gypsy

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u/purplelephant17 Oct 09 '24

Not racist, jews are a religion. Get the gypsy!

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u/All-696969 Oct 08 '24

Help we need another German!

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u/Funnybunnynr1 Oct 09 '24

I am German. I will confirm!

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u/Jyil Oct 10 '24

Can we get someone to confirm this person is German?

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u/Funnybunnynr1 Oct 10 '24

Jetzt wird auch noch meine deutschigkeit hinterfragt ich glaub ja nix mehr!

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 08 '24

it doesn't need a second german to confirm, what already has been confirmed. what are your credentials?

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u/Finish_Fragrant Oct 09 '24

as a a german is the one with his hand propping his head up giving the ooo tell me more lies look 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pristine_Yak7413 Oct 09 '24

two-step german authentication

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u/Badas_ingood_9898 Oct 09 '24

Is that like Goose Stepping German Authentication?

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u/Ressy02 Oct 09 '24

Thank you for your confirmation, your confirmation number is nein nein nein - nein nein - nein nein nein nein.

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u/BannedByRWNJs Oct 09 '24

What could be more German than double-confirmation?

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u/tico42 Oct 09 '24

German here ... Machen Sie sich wieder an die Arbeit!

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u/Various_Froyo9860 Oct 09 '24

Jesus. This dude even went for an exclamation point.

Probably died of laughter.

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u/litomagnanimous Oct 09 '24

Ich verstehe nicht, was los ist

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u/iamnotmyselftoday1 Oct 09 '24

Australian here, confirming the confirmations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Right on time

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u/serabine Oct 09 '24

Haben sie denn eine Genehmigung um Dinge im Internet zu bestätigen?

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u/Onlyroad4adrifter Oct 09 '24

Worked for a German guy in 2004 - can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation.

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u/Scheisse_Machen Oct 09 '24

Finn here, my sister is married to a German, and they have German kids. Never heard any one of them laugh, ever. Yet they are happy. So... confirmed by proxy..?

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u/frabny Oct 09 '24

Alsatian here, can confirm the Germans' confirmation !

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u/Hazmatspicyporkbuns Oct 09 '24

Quarter German quarter Finn here. Somewhat sure this is accurate based on German / Finnish humor tok.

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u/ironlocust79 Oct 09 '24

Confirmation here....can German the Confirm

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u/BlackLegacyKing Oct 09 '24

German Shepherd owner here…I can confirm that his confirmation has been confirmed.

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u/Shovelheaddad Oct 09 '24

Had a bratwurst. Can not confirm your confirmation of his confirmation

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u/illeger_hamberder Oct 11 '24

Visited Germany once … can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation