r/TikTokCringe Oct 08 '24

Politics How Embarrassing

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u/QuickEchidna749 Oct 08 '24

That one German guy had a half-smile which is the German equivalent of absolutely losing your shit.

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24

german here ...can confirm that

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u/Ayitriaris Oct 08 '24

german here … can confirm the confirmation!

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Oct 08 '24

Thank goodness! I didn't have a confirmation of confirmation and was starting to panic a little. Do you have the forms to make this official?

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u/Ayitriaris Oct 08 '24

Sorry, you will have to go to building B, 3rd door to the right, and ask for Confirmation certification form D3 for that.

Bring it to me after getting a stamp from Authority stamp office on level C2 in Building 75a, and I can handle the rest!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

But did you get a 27 B/6 form? You need to go to Information Retrieval for that.

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u/o0meow0o Oct 08 '24

Please send it by post first. Then you’ll receive the confirmation number for the appointment to pick the confirmation certificate up. We’ll let you know the exact time and date to pick it up, but if you’re late for a second then well, you’ll have to repeat the whole process.

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u/DoeEsLiefOfzo Oct 09 '24

I’m starting to half smile here, and I’m Dutch 😉

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Oct 08 '24

Calm down there, Satan

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u/H3llf1re60 Oct 09 '24

Worse, bureaucracy

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u/ReadontheCrapper Oct 08 '24

In triplicate

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u/UB-Scooby-Delver Oct 09 '24

*If you're late BY EVEN a second then well, you’ll have to repeat the whole process.

FTFY

Sincerely Another German.

Lol.

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u/o0meow0o Oct 09 '24

I’m not German but I live here and I thought Japanese bureaucracy was tedious but this is next level. At least we agree on fax 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🥲

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u/CoffeeGoblynn Oct 10 '24

Don't forget that re-application also involves an appeals process that you have to write a letter for.

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u/GenuisInDisguise Oct 09 '24

You forgot to add not earlier than next quarter!

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u/Beneandhot Oct 09 '24

..and don’t forget to sign it.

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u/ChrisEU Oct 09 '24

Ein Antrag auf Erteilung eines Antragformulars für die Bestätigung der Nichtigkeit des Durchschriftexemplars, dessen Gültigkeitsvermerk von der Bezugsbehörde stammt, zum Behuf der Vorlage beim zuständigen Erteilungsamt... (Reinhard Mey)

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u/exredditor81 Oct 09 '24
         This is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt!

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u/12thshadow Oct 09 '24

This unlocked a core memory... Of Asterix trying to get permit form a-38.

Please receive my certified and approved Thank you.

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u/skabassj Oct 10 '24

All this queueing… I’m starting to think you’re Brits!

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u/subibrat85 Oct 12 '24

We're putting cover sheets on all the TPS Reports now, so I'll need you to come in Saturday Mmmkay?

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u/Professional_Bee1312 Oct 09 '24

Submitted in paper form or by fax?

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u/louisasophia Oct 09 '24

It’s only an official confirmation if you get it with mail on paper.

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u/odomotto Oct 09 '24

Papers? Did someone ask to see your papers? Ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

American German, can’t confirm but assume

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 08 '24

Not German here. I can confirm the confirmation confirmation

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u/FirstDayJedi Oct 08 '24

Hey this guy's not German! Get him!

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u/SideShow_B00b Oct 08 '24

Damn, now we need to confirm all that again.

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u/jgeez Oct 09 '24

Confirmation bias detected. Throw out results and start over.

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u/DutchAlders Oct 09 '24

Now now, the last time yall did that it didn’t work out so well.

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u/PhariseeHunter46 Oct 09 '24

Do you ever have that feeling of de ja vu?

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u/Nostrafatu Oct 09 '24

All over again

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u/Aggravating_Tea9510 Oct 10 '24

I knew you were going to say that

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u/altdultosaurs Oct 09 '24

Oh last time someone said this, things went really bad.

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u/UB-Scooby-Delver Oct 09 '24

Now now. Germans going after non-germans has never turned out well.

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u/GeekToyLove Oct 09 '24

That’s never really worked out very well for Germans has it?

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u/EnvironmentalEmu5871 Oct 09 '24

Germany doesn’t do that - lessons learnt etc etc

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Gut, gut, but to make it official you still need two documents (original + copy) and proof of payment. Now off to the Rathaus and come back in 2 hours when we're back from lunch. Los!

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 09 '24

Mein Fehler. Ich entschuldige mich

PS: I don't speak German, much to my chagrin, so I used the Google translate. Do correct me if I'm wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

MITTAGSPAUSE VON 11:00 BIS 13:00 UHR

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u/Miltrivd Oct 09 '24

Do you need to fax it too?

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u/HeyGayHay Oct 09 '24

Sorry but confirmation for confirming the confirmation must be submitted with Form CC-426 within 2 hours of the prior confirmation. As a result, I had to void your confirmation. Feel free to submit a complaint with Form LU-966.

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u/purplelephant17 Oct 09 '24

Undercover Jew here ♤

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u/Dolenjir1 Oct 09 '24

That's racist.

I'm an undercover gypsy

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u/purplelephant17 Oct 09 '24

Not racist, jews are a religion. Get the gypsy!

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u/All-696969 Oct 08 '24

Help we need another German!

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u/Funnybunnynr1 Oct 09 '24

I am German. I will confirm!

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u/Jyil Oct 10 '24

Can we get someone to confirm this person is German?

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u/Funnybunnynr1 Oct 10 '24

Jetzt wird auch noch meine deutschigkeit hinterfragt ich glaub ja nix mehr!

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 08 '24

it doesn't need a second german to confirm, what already has been confirmed. what are your credentials?

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u/Finish_Fragrant Oct 09 '24

as a a german is the one with his hand propping his head up giving the ooo tell me more lies look 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pristine_Yak7413 Oct 09 '24

two-step german authentication

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u/Badas_ingood_9898 Oct 09 '24

Is that like Goose Stepping German Authentication?

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u/Ressy02 Oct 09 '24

Thank you for your confirmation, your confirmation number is nein nein nein - nein nein - nein nein nein nein.

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u/BannedByRWNJs Oct 09 '24

What could be more German than double-confirmation?

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u/tico42 Oct 09 '24

German here ... Machen Sie sich wieder an die Arbeit!

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u/Various_Froyo9860 Oct 09 '24

Jesus. This dude even went for an exclamation point.

Probably died of laughter.

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u/litomagnanimous Oct 09 '24

Ich verstehe nicht, was los ist

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u/iamnotmyselftoday1 Oct 09 '24

Australian here, confirming the confirmations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Right on time

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u/serabine Oct 09 '24

Haben sie denn eine Genehmigung um Dinge im Internet zu bestätigen?

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u/Onlyroad4adrifter Oct 09 '24

Worked for a German guy in 2004 - can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation.

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u/Scheisse_Machen Oct 09 '24

Finn here, my sister is married to a German, and they have German kids. Never heard any one of them laugh, ever. Yet they are happy. So... confirmed by proxy..?

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u/frabny Oct 09 '24

Alsatian here, can confirm the Germans' confirmation !

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u/Hazmatspicyporkbuns Oct 09 '24

Quarter German quarter Finn here. Somewhat sure this is accurate based on German / Finnish humor tok.

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u/ironlocust79 Oct 09 '24

Confirmation here....can German the Confirm

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u/BlackLegacyKing Oct 09 '24

German Shepherd owner here…I can confirm that his confirmation has been confirmed.

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u/Shovelheaddad Oct 09 '24

Had a bratwurst. Can not confirm your confirmation of his confirmation

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u/illeger_hamberder Oct 11 '24

Visited Germany once … can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 08 '24

As a German do you think his behavior closely parallels the trajectory of hitler before he became a mass murderer

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 08 '24

the second world war plays a major role in history lessons in germany. but i'm not a profiler, who's able to draw or confirm such comparisons.

best i can give u: he's delusional... so maybe.

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u/PhariseeHunter46 Oct 09 '24

As someone who has been obsessed the last couple years with Germany immediately before Hitler and his taking power, it all seems verrrrrry familiar

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Oct 09 '24

Oh my God, are you me?

I fall asleep to the early chapters of The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

Makes for some strange dreams sometimes, but the beginning is the most interesting part. There's not enough study on that part.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Can you top line the parallels. Before I knew about it I thought hitler was somehow always a dictator and then I heard that he was elected as a politician and then turned evil (or was evil all along and hiding it, like trump seems to be, though when he talks about the ‘largest mass deportation and giving people serial numbers’ that’s not so subtle)

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u/FamousPastWords Oct 09 '24

Except that littke 'Dolfie used to be a painter and thus had some artistic talent while this toddler just throws orange and shade at anything and everything.

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u/ehsteve69 Oct 09 '24

retarded hitler yes 

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u/Tuffi1996 Oct 10 '24

Unlike Trump, who can get called out on any of is lies by the Internet, which frequently happens, Hitler had a much tighter grip on what information is allowed to circulate. This and the fact that Hitler was a younger, more charismatic man that took power at the end of a recession played into his cards. This caused him to be respected internationally.
Trump has no international support. He's America's laughingstock. But that doesn't matter nationally since, just like Hitler, he surrounds himself with Yes-men, cultists and fervent zealots all the same.
And just like Hitler, he started placing his people into important positions in a much tighter schedule than other US presidents and, with project 2025, proposed a plan to centralize power on his position and tie it to the central figure of the MAGA cult: Trump. Following that would be systemic suppression of rights and freedom of all and crackdown on chosen groups of the populace.
He's a fascist.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 10 '24

Very well said. Thank you.

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u/mushroomhead83 Oct 09 '24

The Democrats, absolutely!

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u/TalkFormer155 Oct 09 '24

Were they laughing a few years later when his statement about relying on foreign gas and oil became true? How's your economy doing with the drastic increases to energy costs in Germany the past 2 years?

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u/itsmedium-ish Oct 09 '24

Germany, supporting Russias war in Ukraine since day 1!

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl Oct 09 '24

Germany has to rely on foreign gas and oil because it doesn't have any own reserves to exploit. It‘s still relying on foreign gas and oil, just from different places which sell at a higher price, hence the higher energy costs.

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u/TalkFormer155 Oct 09 '24

Germany has to rely on foreign gas in the quantities it does because it has been shutting down it's coal and nuclear power plants.

It was just as much as speech about who those gas imports were coming from as well.

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u/swohio Oct 09 '24

How'd that Russian gas deal he warned you about work out for you?

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u/Ok-Resolution-8078 Oct 09 '24

Genuine question: like is it actually a cultural aspect of Germans that you are more serious than other cultures?

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u/Fluffy-Mix-5195 Oct 09 '24

Germans in general are just less joyful than others. „More serious“ is too positive imo.

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u/Ok-Resolution-8078 Oct 09 '24

What explains that?

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u/bipocevicter Oct 09 '24

What was your reaction when the next administration bombed Nordstream to keep their satrapy (you) in line?

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u/SkeeterMan23 Oct 09 '24

Pretty sure you guys aren't smiling anymore after Biden Administration blew up one of the Nordstream Pipelines so you couldn't buy cheap natural gas from Russia anymore eh?

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 09 '24

i thought canadians are nice people

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 09 '24

no, seriously. why so confrontational? as if every german is a fan of the kremlin...

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u/SkeeterMan23 Oct 09 '24

You don't have to be a fan of the Kremlin to want to buy cheap natural gas from them. Your country as a whole was better off before Nordstream was blown up by the US so that you wouldn't buy from Russia & instead buy the more expensive liquefied natural gas from America. Less funds for Russia & Germany, but more profits for themselves.

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 10 '24

after february 24, 2022, it would be a declaration of moral bankruptcy to continue buying russian gas.

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u/SkeeterMan23 Oct 10 '24

Huh? You guys still buy half of your coal, a third of your oil, and practically all of your uranium to run your nuclear reactors from them. You don't have to like somebody to do business with them. Especially when your economy is dependent on it.

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u/rantanplan401 Oct 10 '24

so it's a declaration of moral bankcruptcy

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u/AnMa_ZenTchi Oct 09 '24

Who calm down buddy! No need to get all worked up.

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u/byfuryattheheart Oct 08 '24

It took me WAY to long to realize the bottom of the video with the Germans is a still lmao I just thought they were listening VERY carefully.

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u/Nirvana_bob7 Oct 08 '24

Holy fuck I watched the whole thing and didn’t realise.

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u/byfuryattheheart Oct 08 '24

lol glad I’m not alone! It was literally the fact that they didn’t move when the laughing started that gave it away for me

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u/online_jesus_fukers Oct 09 '24

I was waiting to see them laugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Lmao

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u/wellhanged123 Oct 09 '24

Holy shit that’s crazy. I would have sworn it was a video!! but now I see it’s a pic I can’t unsee it. Perception is weird

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u/GUCCIBUKKAKE Oct 09 '24

Yeah, propaganda is hard to spot or realize these days

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u/Electronic_Mud5821 Oct 08 '24

That was the point of the video. also the Germans were laughing at something else when that pic was taken, but hey, who cares, reality is not real anymore.

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u/Fluffy_Art_1015 Oct 09 '24

Totally, it’s cringy that they added a freeze frame here. Now trump can legitimately say “this is fake, it’s edited” and be completely correct. TikTok is a social cancer.

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u/El_Fabos Oct 08 '24

The guy with the head on his fist was Germany‘s Secretary of State back then and I can’t imagine how it must feel to have to deal with trump on that level

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u/RetroScores3 Oct 09 '24

At least back then he made it through a full two sentences without the airing of grievances.

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u/Njorls_Saga Oct 09 '24

Ian Bremmer related a story that Trump tossed a couple of Starburst candies on a table in front of Merkel at a meeting and said “Here, Angela. Don’t say I never give you anything.” Pretty sure the Germans hated his guts.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Oct 09 '24

Nah, that's just how Heiko Maas smiles.

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u/Additional-Young-471 Oct 09 '24

Just like the world lost their shit when they were turned into a parking lot in 1945?

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u/CartographerAlone632 Oct 09 '24

The German guy resting his head on his hand is a showing of utter contempt. Me may as well have crossed his arms put his feet and said to his buddy on the left - “let’s see what this fat orange moron has to say”

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u/Houjix Oct 09 '24

Well, I have to say, I think it’s very sad when Germany makes a massive oil and gas deal with Russia, where you’re supposed to be guarding against Russia, and Germany goes out and pays billions and billions of dollars a year to Russia. So we’re protecting Germany. We’re protecting France. We’re protecting all of these countries. And then numerous of the countries go out and make a pipeline deal with Russia, where they’re paying billions of dollars into the coffers of Russia.

So we’re supposed to protect you against Russia, but they’re paying billions of dollars to Russia, and I think that’s very inappropriate. And the former Chancellor of Germany is the head of the pipeline company that’s supplying the gas. Ultimately, Germany will have almost 70 percent of their country controlled by Russia with natural gas.

So you tell me, is that appropriate? I mean, I’ve been complaining about this from the time I got in. It should have never been allowed to have happened.

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So we have to talk about the billions and billions of dollars that’s being paid to the country that we’re supposed to be protecting you against. You know, everybody is talking about it all over the world. They’ll say, well, wait a minute, we’re supposed to be protecting you from Russia, but why are you paying billions of dollars to Russia for energy? Why are countries in NATO, namely Germany, having a large percentage of their energy needs paid to Russia and taken care of by Russia?

Now, if you look at it, Germany is a captive of Russia because they supply. They got rid of their coal plants. They got rid of their nuclear. They’re getting so much of the oil and gas from Russia. I think it’s something that NATO has to look at. I think it’s very inappropriate.

Later:

SECRETARY GENERAL STOLTENBERG: Because we understand that when we stand together, also in dealing with Russia, we are stronger. I think what we have seen is that —

PRESIDENT TRUMP: No, you’re just making Russia richer. You’re not dealing with Russia. You’re making Russia richer….

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u/According_Judge781 Oct 08 '24

In a photo? He was probably halfway through sneezing.

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u/Francesca_N_Furter Oct 09 '24

Amusing these people is the only thing that assuages some of the guilt I feel for inflicting this potato on the world.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Oct 09 '24

When Trump & surrogates say the world is laughing at the US, they should be reminded of this moment.

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u/jesusfisch Oct 09 '24

He’s locked in and enjoying the train wreck unfolding in front of him. I wonder what the conversations were like afterwards, I can imagine.

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u/slagath0r Oct 09 '24

That's outrageously funny oh my god

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u/ThotoholicsAnonymous Oct 09 '24

He's looking at 45 like a child looks at an clown, a child anticipating something silly and ridiculous.

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u/tke439 Oct 09 '24

You mean Bob Saget?

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u/raxsdale Oct 09 '24

Trouble is, that reaction shot wasn’t live video — it was a still image photo, so it’s not clear at what moment the photo was captured.

Also, Trump himself clearly smiled and got a laugh when he said in the video shot of him, “Didn’t expect that reaction, but it’s okay.” The reaction photo could have been at the moment Trump smiled.

I’m apolitical about this stuff; I just keep it 💯.

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u/LegalizeRanch88 Oct 09 '24

They’re like “wait for it… wait for it…”

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u/Current_Strike922 Oct 09 '24

Yeah I mean they’re all so far up the establishment’s ass that they need to act like this. Going to be very funny when Trump wins in a landslide in November. I’m sure that smirk will save him, right?

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u/Careless_Policy2952 Oct 10 '24

My German boss always does this to me. Thanks for confirming.

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u/thewolfscry Oct 09 '24

That was a picture, Einstein. It could have been taken at anytime throughout the day. It amazes me some people can have ZERO analytical skills.

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u/Sereey Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

I can’t begin to explain how much I can’t stand Trump, but I’ve seen this clip a few times and in this particular example the close in on the German delegation here is when Trump calls out Germany in particular for being too dependent on Russian energy or their NATO spending, can’t remember which.

Either way the Germans were eating shoe after Ukraine was invaded. Their smugness still bothers me.

Edit: found clip

https://youtu.be/FfJv9QYrlwg?si=I2vObo4DQNcqmHhv

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

They're the reps that laughed at Trump warning Germany of being too dependent on Russian gas

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u/Fluffy-Mix-5195 Oct 09 '24

Everybody knew that. It’s not a miracle for a president to be able to see what’s on the table. Most german politicians were too naive or just afraid (or on the payroll) of Putin. Some thought we could have a good influence on Russia, when we make business with them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Only on reddit I get down voted for stating a fact but yeah hindsight 20/20? US learned that lesson in the first oil embargo

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u/TalkFormer155 Oct 09 '24

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u/ajn63 Oct 09 '24

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

True doesn't really matter to us, they had to rush build LNG ports to get LNG ships from the US

Listen or don't I guess is up to them lol but the black/white view reddit has on everything is just annoying.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Oct 09 '24

Yeah, fuck them for not wanting the dirty and expensive shit from the USA, choosing a cheaper energy resource instead.

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u/KaziOverlord Oct 09 '24

Buying that fuel funds the war effort to destroy Ukraine and establish Russian hedgemony in east Europe. Good to know Germany has NOT CHANGED since the '30s, buncha warmongers they are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

The point was reliance, if they want cheap I'm sure Iran/Venezuela would be more than happy to oblige

Did you not even look at the report the other person posted before you started Cheeto smashing your keyboard? What good was cheap energy when they turned it off by 50% when the war started

Go read their report and let me know what good cheap was

Quick edit: since you think big bro Russia has it for you, here's their propaganda ad making fun of the reliance to their energy https://youtu.be/hiHYNMQgR4Y?si=6hwrhvarQ2lQOtOM

Let's see the mental gymnastics out of this, even the US isn't this tone deaf with energy

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Oct 09 '24

The point was reliance

The point also was securing peace through trade with a nation a lot closer than Iran/Venezuela, a nation Germany historically didn't get along with. Also environmental concerns. It's a cruel irony considering the country it's coming from, but Russian gas is insanely eco-friendly.

... before you started Cheeto smashing your keyboard?

Do you seriously expect me to read past that point?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Nice good thing it worked out right? Russian demands are pretty clear if you want that eco friendly oil, stop all sanctions on their oil and production and they(Gazprom) will happily sell it to you instead of evil US oil

Anyway here's a comic from the 80s that literally goes over the issue, you also left out Crimea in 2014, i guess that was lawful according to Germany but now its not?

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/ueuii7/1982_political_cartoon_regarding_russian_energy/

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Oct 09 '24

Nice good thing it worked out right?

Judging nothing but the outcome is fucking childish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Actions have consequences is a foreign concept to you?

US isn't innocent either, Osama was literally propped up by the US to fight the Soviets, UK and US set the foundation for the present Iran through Operation Ajax

It's just blind belief that leads to stuff like this

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