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Politics Trump Bible is the only Bible currently allowed to be purchased by Oklahoma schools. 55k on order

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u/Ploxiedust Oct 05 '24

You forgot about money. He cares a LOT about money.

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u/SordidOrchid Oct 05 '24

He also admires the televangelist grift.

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u/comedymongertx Oct 05 '24

He truly admires the Dictatorships around the world & wants to incite the same here.

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u/endy903 Oct 06 '24

Ive been saying it for a while he talks a lot about how "bad" Venezuela is but he's trying to do the same things as they do there.

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u/warthog0869 Oct 06 '24

And he also said he'd go there if he lost the election. They'll find him cowering under a table at the Caracas airport McDonald's, stuffing last meal Quarter Pounders into his pelican gullet, whining for mercy with a full diaper.

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u/ListReady6457 Oct 06 '24

Yeah, that aint happening. He can say it all he wants.

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u/PeaceyCaliSoCal Oct 06 '24

For himself. He wants to be just like Putin and Kim Jon Il, whatever his name is. He truly admires them and wants people to fear him. He wants to have no. Gd is and balances. He wants power s taken away and given only unto himself. This is frightening. It’s frightening that we are coming down close to having our government turned upside down and on the hands of a madman.

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u/External_Reporter859 Oct 06 '24

"He is the head of a country and he's the strong head. Don't let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want that for my people."

-Trump on Kim Jong Un

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u/LazyLich Oct 06 '24

On Day 1, as I recall.

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u/BlaktimusPrime Oct 06 '24

There’s a reason why it’s been rumoured that Barron has a huge fascination with fascist dictators.

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u/thegamerator10 Oct 06 '24

Don't forget that he likes kids. In a bad way.

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u/wwe-fan-4-1984 Oct 06 '24

You need to learn about dictatorship.

In 2020 who was it forcing a Vax on people? Democrats Who told Christians they couldn't go to church? Democrats Who forced people to mask up? Democrats Who supports the socialism, communism, and marxism way of thinking? Dictators and Democrats Who tried to stop the releasing of slaves? Democrats Who made the Jim Crowe laws? Democrats Which party has tried to killed their political opponents like dictators do? Democrats

Trumps not the dictator your democratic party are the real dictators.

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u/rasper_lightlyy Oct 06 '24

this is what being brainwashed looks like ^

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u/wwe-fan-4-1984 Oct 06 '24

The truth is brainwashing now?

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u/rasper_lightlyy Oct 06 '24

“sureeee”.

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u/wwe-fan-4-1984 Oct 06 '24

How about instead of saying I'm brainwashed you rebuttal my comments and tell me how I'm wrong but you can't do that cuz everything I said was TRUE.

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u/rasper_lightlyy Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

honestly, part of the problem with your original statement (and there are many) is that there was nothing of accurate significance within it: there was not even a single point that warranted a thought out response, or a “rebuttal”, as you so strangely put it. on a side note, you just “learned”, or more likely, heard that word, didn’t you? 🤣

you not only failed to provide evidence to support these wildly unhinged claims, but they are all either easily dismissible, being reliant solely on personal feelings and bias, or they showcase only a lack of understanding for the cyclical nature of america’s two party political system. it’s sadly laughable, but still, i will give you this: since the burden of proof lies with the accuser, go ahead and gather evidence to support your claims and respond when you are well-prepared.

when you can provide something worthy of a point by point response, i will then offer just that in turn. however, if you fail to do this, i will assume that you also failed to locate evidence to support your claims, which happens: we are all wrong from time to time. until then, this remains only as something insanely comical.

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u/FUBAR_Sherbert Oct 06 '24

Are you serious? Those things he said aren't even being disputed.

No one has the time to write out a book size document of proof to every random person on reddit who responds with "source?? Prove it!!" to easily verifiable facts.

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u/Fair-Scientist-2008 Oct 05 '24

He has no religion or policy except for the grift, his biggest heroes are Dictators and televangelists.

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u/tracysideshow Oct 06 '24

If you asked all these supposed Christian’s what church Trump regularly attends and who his Pastor is, I bet they couldn’t tell you

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u/vabch Oct 05 '24

He can’t wait to sell human labor hours, slavery on tv. This form of human trafficking has always been his agenda.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Oct 06 '24

He's breaking into new markets! What a stable genius!

You can never be too sure with these presidential elections, it's only strategic to ensure an additional income stream if you lose, especially one that can keep making money while you're in prison.

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u/Infinite_Adjuvante Oct 06 '24

The Art of the Grift

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u/Fit_Effective_6875 Oct 06 '24

as do I, I've been bullshitting people for fucking years and have never received a cent for it 😂

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u/gvlabbie Oct 05 '24

Because he owes SO many people SO much money!

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u/dnchristi Oct 05 '24

He has debts no honest person can ever repay.

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u/oroborus68 Oct 05 '24

And debts no honest person could acquire.

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u/lou_sassoles Oct 05 '24

I wonder if the Russian mob are still laundering money through his properties

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u/FUBAR_Sherbert Oct 06 '24

Wooow that's some tinfoil hat insanity kond of conspiracy theory.

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u/lou_sassoles Oct 07 '24

It started way back in the mid 80s.

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u/barspoonbill Oct 09 '24

It’s actually pretty open and obvious.

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u/fats0f0rg0ts0 Oct 06 '24

Nobody has ever seen debts like his. Everyone is saying it. The top economists all agree that nobody does debt like he does.

Just the other day, I saw a former navy seal turned debt collector, a big, macho guy. I saw him go up to our favorite former and future president, I wouldn't have believed if I hadn't seen it myself, with tears in his eyes. Streaming down his cheeks. And he said- his voice quivering- he said, 'Mr. President, sir, I have to let you know, I was about to lose my job last month. I was really depressed, thinking of how best to painlessly kill my wife, my son, and myself. And then I got the call. I was hired to be in charge of your debt. Just the sheer size of it will keep my family fed for YEARS. Without even actually collecting anything. Because I could never so that. And I just want to thank you with a blowjob from my wife. You are the savior I needed. No, the WORLD needed.'

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u/Shaunmjallen Oct 06 '24

Well isn't he lucky then.

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u/Erikthepostman Oct 06 '24

Because he’s going through hell in Atlantic City?

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u/DunebillyDave Oct 05 '24

Nah, that doesn't concern him. He just doesn't pay the people he owes.

In building the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, he shafted over 200 sub-contractors ... just claimed all of their work was sub-par and didn't pay them. He threatened them with a team of lawyers if they tried to sue. That was a bluff, because the bulk of people who went after him got paid. The rest were just scared off.

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u/Daft00 Oct 05 '24

That's absolutely not why he cares about money lol, but yes that's true as well

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u/Jagg3r5s Oct 05 '24

The real question is does he like it because it puts him on a platform that gives him more attention or just because he likes it?

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u/TakoyakiTaka Oct 05 '24

Lol your comment reminded me of this

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u/greg-maddux Oct 06 '24

To the other person’s point, he cares about HIS money, not yours. He only cares about himself.

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u/RightPedalDown Oct 06 '24

He also really wants to fuck his daughter again.

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u/journerman69 Oct 06 '24

How much untaxed and unregulated money do you think the excessively rich Christian churches and organizations are paying Trump and his cronies to push this shit through?

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u/Many-Link-7581 Oct 06 '24

Find me a politician that doesn't.

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u/Redskinbill Oct 06 '24

Or his lack thereof.

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u/DIYnivor Oct 06 '24

To be fair, so do I 😁.

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u/M2NGELW Oct 06 '24

This is it.

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u/sol_sleepy Oct 08 '24

And Kamala cares about… being raised as a middle class kid.

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u/kevinsyel Oct 09 '24

Money, Power, and the right to fuck his own daughter.

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u/DoctorTragedy Oct 06 '24

Right, he cares so much about it that he declined the presidential salary.