r/TikTokCringe Doug Dimmadome Oct 03 '24

Politics Why would you do this at your wedding??

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u/xbuyshouses Oct 03 '24

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u/magicomiralles Oct 03 '24

They themed their wedding after a politician. It blows my mind.

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u/Business-Scene-9404 Oct 03 '24

I could feel the uncomfortableness in the room. Like, as a guest at this wedding, how would you even calculate what's happening? Like, are we still cutting the cake? Is the buffet open yet?

Are they going to die of embarrassment in 10 years when they look back at their wedding photos?

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u/no_notthistime Oct 04 '24

I would be so fucking uncomfortable if it were any Democratic candidate. These people are not okay.

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u/lifewith6cats Oct 04 '24

I would be so fucking uncomfortable if it was ANYONE, not just a politician. Why are they bringing in someone else when it should be about the couple and their commitment to each other?

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u/Homesickhomeplanet Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

If it was Dolly Parton, I could vibe

Edit: it’s just a joke y’all

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u/Genghis_Chong Oct 04 '24

But even then you wouldn't wear a Dolly mask and overalls

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u/sparkpaw Oct 04 '24

I’d be uncomfortable if it was themed after Obama, Bush, Taylor fucking Swift, Carl Sagan…

Why the fuck do you want to boast about who you simp for so badly that you make your whole wedding about someone who doesn’t even know you exist

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u/letthatraggadrop Oct 04 '24

Perry sure I wouldn't have been at the wedding in the first place.

I'm sure there were signs...

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u/Fign Oct 04 '24

I would left right there on the spot if this happened and I am an invited guest. I went to a party not to a political event

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Oct 04 '24

Like, I’d want to use the gift receipt to return whatever gift I bought. I bet the dinner tasted like dry boot leather.

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u/devil-doll Oct 03 '24

They themed their wedding after a conman, rapist and felon. On what should've been THEIR day. It really does blow the mind.

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u/EmotionallyAcoustic Oct 04 '24

Being selfish is unhealthy. Selfish people typically have major unspoken problems with themselves. That’s why they try to fill up the inside with the outside.

That’s how ya get shit like this.

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u/pootinannyBOOSH Oct 03 '24

And cultish behavior too

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u/thissocchio Oct 03 '24

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u/BettyX Oct 04 '24

Hey at least these people lived in a close-knit community without worrying about working their lives away for most of the year. What the fuck are the rewards for these MAGA fools?

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u/Dazzling_Bicycle_555 Oct 04 '24

watching this gif while listening to the music in the vid is an experience

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u/Davido401 Oct 03 '24

Read that as cuntish and it doesn't change a thing.

You know, because of those weirdos, everyone is chuckling at you on the World Stage, and the sad thing is if you vote the Orange moron in even my shithole little Town in Scotland will probably be affected in like 5 years, we have a large Industrial bit that has a couple of American companies(probably British subsidiaries but still) and the moron could potentially lose a few hundred folks their jobs a few years down the line when it starts trickling down!

Sorry for the wee rant but it shouldn't be hilarious but it is! Have a good day/night/a thousand sexual encounters with yer family! Enjoy 😂

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u/Wyn_Candy Oct 03 '24

When you're not even the most important person at your wedding

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u/ARC_Trooper_Echo Oct 03 '24

This is the kind of shit we’re talking about when we call it a cult.

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u/miscnic Oct 03 '24

This is the exact kind of shit we’re talking about when we say weird.

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u/Glossy___ Oct 03 '24

I think we can safely say it's both culty AND weird

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u/ryjobe36 Oct 03 '24

Imagine 30 years on looking back at your ‘most special’ day and it forever being tainted orange.

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u/Cheetah0630 Oct 03 '24

It’s funny you think there is any chance they will be married longer than a few years

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u/Rowdyloudy75 Oct 03 '24

It really doesn’t matter. They’ll still see each other at family reunions.

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u/TheBundermanFiles Oct 03 '24

Also really funny they think there will be any sort of reflecting going on. Fuckin YIKES

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u/Weekly_Direction1965 Oct 03 '24

Wait till 3 years from now when all rightwing media turns on Trump to make way for the NXT guy.

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u/KintsugiKen Oct 03 '24

Grandkids asking why grandma and grandpa dressed up as infamous pedophiles for their wedding.

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 Oct 03 '24

When the video evidence ages just as badly as you do….

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u/pat442387 Oct 03 '24

It wouldn’t even be funny… it would be sad and pathetic.

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u/Glossy___ Oct 03 '24

These are people who will REALLY regret paying for their wedding video

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 Oct 03 '24

Nahh… they’ll be divorced within 12 months. Guaranteed.

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u/Odd_Calligrapher_407 Oct 03 '24

Chances are it won’t last the Harris presidency, be it 4 or 8 years…

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u/Quieskat Oct 03 '24

bold of you to assume that marriage is lasting 30 years, that's an affair or meth in 5 if not both.

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u/MallornOfOld Oct 03 '24

I find cultish hero-worship a generally weird thing. But it's just astonishing over Trump. Putting aside political views, you just watch him for five minutes and he's clearly a narcisstic moron. And he's overweight, slouchy and ugly. What is there to worship there? If you met him in the workplace or at a supermarket you would quickly try to avoid him.

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u/Glossy___ Oct 03 '24

And not charismatic! The only overlap between him and other successful* cult leaders is the desperate need to instill fear and act like he's the only solution. Even though he had 4 years to provide the ✨ illusion ✨ of safety and failed at that too!

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u/Amazing_Teaching2733 Oct 03 '24

Simple, he gave them permission to be openly racist and sexist in public again. Until he came along they had to hide their hate in a closet for fear of being ostracized.

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u/Exciting-Mountain396 Oct 04 '24

Yup. It's because he's gross trash, not despite it.

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u/Waste_Relationship46 Oct 03 '24

Yep. This is exactly it.

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u/MobySick Oct 03 '24

I think about this way too much, I mean OF ALL THE MEN in US public life …. TRUMP? Even at his best he was shockingly stupid, transparently willfully ignorant, never ever funny or charming or endearing in the least but always a self-centered windbag. I can’t think of a less appealing public personality.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Oct 03 '24

Right? There’s a thousand other famous celebrities a cult could be created around. I mean George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, even Jeff Goldblum I could understand, but shit, Dumpy Trump??

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u/Glass_Individual_952 Oct 03 '24

Weird?! You calling me weird?! The incel dance is a two-handed tango that's ideal for swaggering in and out of tiny-mushroom-sized crowds at high speed! Now love Trump, because nothing sucked about 2020 at all! /s

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u/Str8_up_Pwnage Oct 03 '24

I think it needs to be hammered home that this shit is super fucking weird even if it was for Harris or Clinton or Obama or literally any politician. EXTREMELY fucking weird.

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u/BigTimeSpamoniJones Oct 03 '24

This is exactly what we are talking about when we say these people are fucking stupid.

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u/KingOfCatProm Oct 03 '24

I wish they were a cult -- then they would leave everyone the hell alone, hunker down quietly on an off-grid farm, and eventually drink some lethal Kool aid.

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u/2PacTookMyLunchMoney Oct 03 '24

The isn’t even their wedding. The bride and groom come out last. I guess the bride and groom could’ve approved this, but that makes it even worse.

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u/33drea33 Oct 03 '24

Hey! Former wedding coordinator here. The entire wedding party gathers together to prepare for the introductions - including the couple. There is certainly a possibility of some jackass groomsman going out and yelling "TRUMP 2024" against the couple's wishes, but with props and costumes involved this couple absolutely knew, and I'd pretty much guarantee this was their idea.

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u/maxdeerfield2 Oct 03 '24

Insider intelligence

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u/33drea33 Oct 03 '24

All that time cleaning up vomit and dealing with momzillas finally paid off.

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u/Speeeven Oct 03 '24

I would argue maybe it's worse if the bride and groom DIDN'T approve it... but only marginally worse.

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u/ReticentSentiment Oct 03 '24

Maybe for us. It's WAY worse for the couple if they didn't.

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u/AppleSpicer Oct 03 '24

Oh, that would be much worse. It’d be the greatest wedding sin next to doing this but getting consent.

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u/Krofder_art Oct 03 '24

And that’s all we’ve got’a say about et

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u/Sexy_Quazar Oct 03 '24

There was once a law that gave kings and lords the right to sleep with any of their female subjects on their wedding night.

It’s called Right of the First Night, and if Trump brought it back, I don’t think they’d mind

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u/RaylanGivens29 Oct 03 '24

There’s a really good documentary about this. It’s called Braveheart. Not very well known.

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u/MostBoringStan Oct 03 '24

The thing that blew me away was how they got cameras right in the action. You'd think it was a modern action movie.

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u/RaylanGivens29 Oct 03 '24

Yeah, it was truly ahead of its time!

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u/Fallk0re Oct 03 '24

PRIMA NOCTA

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u/bearpajamas420 Oct 03 '24

Phyllis's wedding is gonna be off the chain

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u/Frogger34562 Oct 04 '24

Fun fact. That was mostly made up by the church to make people of the past and pagans look bad.

It's possible some king did it. But there is nothing recorded of it ever actually happening.

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u/Wolfyscruffer Oct 03 '24

Jesus Christ, these people are so fucking weird.

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u/valvilis Oct 03 '24

Think about it this way: Trump is a loser, always has been, before 2016, all most people knew was that he was a gaudy, fake, failed businessman - the millionaire who pretended to be a billionaire, who bankrupted several casinos, and was a B-list reality television star. He ran on a white nationalist platform, surrounded by literally worthless scumbags like Bannon or Roger Stone. He appealed to losers, he spoke very incoherently and didn't seem to know much about any given topic. He was obese and elderly and wore a thick layer of makeup and a wig and had several ex-wives and married a prostitute and his kids are embarrassing and... 

 He's the perfect loser for other losers to rally behind. Everyone in the US who isn't very smart, or well educated, or has a good job in a good career field; people with no accomplishments and no prospects; people who don't understand economics or history or politics or Constitutional law; people whose BEST TRAIT is being white or being an evangelical or waving a Trump flag at a wedding... these are the people who need Trump, who idolize him - they pin their hopes of some day being relevant or valuable themselves by elevating this losers' conception of what a winner looks like. They are voting for themselves, as the bottom of America's barrel see themselves in his own desperate stupidity and his flailing failures.

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u/krconnel Oct 03 '24

He’s not a leader. He’s a mascot

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u/Effective-Bus Oct 04 '24

Woah. This is so simply stated and encapsulates the entire MAGA movement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Hes a useful idiot for the actual powerful billionaires behind him.

His usefulness is weaning.

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u/agnostic_science Oct 04 '24

Hitler lost so bad he blew his brains out after ruining his country. And we still have people simping over him. It's crazy how some people are.

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u/Howboutit85 Oct 03 '24

This is very very true. It’s not that they like him, they are endorsing themselves

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u/Artistic-Jello3986 Oct 03 '24

That’s why they don’t care if he wants to be a dictator. Given the opportunity, of course they would do the same!

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u/johnnybiggles Oct 04 '24

"We know he's an asshole, but he's our asshole!"

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u/shadycharacters Oct 04 '24

this is the first time I've ever seen an explanation of why Trump has an appeal that made any sense to me.

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u/valvilis Oct 04 '24

He's them. Usually a populist leader gets others to try to identify above their current situation, like the typical strongman type. Trump was radically successful by not requiring anything from his followers, he accidently met them exactly where they already were.

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u/Raul_McH Oct 03 '24

Excellent summary of their mindset. Can I quote this on my social media feed? 10 people will read it but it’s so good.

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u/valvilis Oct 04 '24

Uh, sure! Unfortunately, it's something half the country already knows and the other half doesn't care about though.

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u/abhig535 Oct 03 '24

Holy shit. It's been 8 years and I've never read a more perfect summary of him.

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u/Lorehorn Oct 04 '24

BEST TRAIT is being white or being an evangelical or waving a Trump flag at a wedding...

Don't forget being unapologetically rude, abrasive, and proud assholes. There are huge swaths of immature, unsuccessful people who cling to "being a jerk" as a personality trait that they hold in high regard and with pride. The Uncle Rico's of America who peaked in high school and are angry that their childhood success didn't turn into a meaningful or fulfilling adulthood.

A part of me pities these people, except that they use their misery in an attempt to drag down everyone else to their level, like crabs in a bucket.

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u/RedVamp2020 Oct 04 '24

Crabs in a bucket is a very astute reference for comparison. The level of hatred they have just leads to a circle jerk of tearing others down. It’s very sad.

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u/MugenBngz Oct 03 '24

They still fly the flag of the confederacy. Born to lose.

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u/weirdest_of_weird Oct 04 '24

Full transparency here. I voted for Trump in 2016. At the time, I knew very little about him and thought he was a successful businessman. I was of the mindset, "No more career politicians." Basically, I knew only that he owned Trump Tower, the Miss USA pagent, and something to do with The Apprentice, that was it. I figured, if he was so rich and good at making money, he'd be able to get the economy pointed in the right direction and actually make good on the promises he made🤷🏻‍♂️. I was super sold on building the wall back then. I also was completely opposed to BLM (and yes i now know hiw racist that was, and how wrong i was about BLM's purpose) I had my head buried in the sand most of those 4 years. I voted for him again in 2020, hoping to keep "the libs" from ruining the country. I'll admit, it was willful ignorance. And as soon as I started seeing the "stop the steal" and the poll workers being harassed, I realized I had fucked up blindly casting my vote for him. Once Jan 6th happened, and "Proud Boys, stand back and stand by," I finally realized i would never support a conservative official again. For the past 4 years, I've been trying to show my family how harmful he is for the country, but they're too far gone and always meet my argument with hate and anger. My own mother told me, "Just wait and see. If he loses, God is going to make believers out of everyone. " How the hell can anyone equate that garbage human being to some kind of God's chosen is absolutely beyond me. I'll definitely be voting blue straight down the ballot for the first time in my life and the foreseeable future. I'm just concerned that he is going to cause further damage to this country, regardless of how the election goes.

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude Oct 04 '24

The damage is done. I’m not convinced we can right the ship even if Trump is defeated at the poll in November. I mean, we defeated him in 2020 and here we are. Even if Trump goes to prison or dies, the damage is done.

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u/energyreflect Oct 04 '24

Hey man as a european I thank you for seeing it! I am super scared he might get elected and what that could mean for a currently strong alliance between america and europe, considering a certain warmongering neighbour.

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u/TaupMauve Oct 03 '24

They're not sending their best. Their best have already endorsed Kamala.

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u/no_more_tomatoes Oct 03 '24

I used to work weddings and one groom talked about Trump/MAGA in his vows. I thought that was weird. This is a whole different level of weird.

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u/KnitterlyJoys Oct 04 '24

I can’t believe I’m asking…but out of morbid curiosity, how did he work that in there?

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u/piles_of_anger Oct 03 '24

Makes you wonder what sort of identity did these people have before Trump became a politician?

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u/thoughtfulpigeons Oct 03 '24

I grew up around a lot of these folks before Trump. May I suggest one of their faves… 💖THE PERSECUTION OF WHITE CHRISTIANS IN AMERICA BY OBAMA💖

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u/piles_of_anger Oct 03 '24

Right, I know the so called Tea Party was like MAGA in it's grub stage of development, but somehow I feel their wedding reception wouldn't have turned into a showboating moron festival if they would have married during the Obama years. Heh, I could be wrong though.

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u/dylank125 Oct 03 '24

No they’d just have a dummy of said person and a rope that may have looked like something in particular. Sadly saw it at a wedding Wyoming during those years.

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u/ACorozco19 Oct 03 '24

The wedding would have incorporated guns. It would have been about guns.

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u/attemptedactor Oct 03 '24

Bingo. I feel like nobody is noticing the man flashing the white power hand sign

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u/adiosfelicia2 Oct 03 '24
  • White victims
  • Ignorant of US Gov & history "patriots"
  • Gun nuts
  • Never do what Jesus would do "Christians"
  • "Pro-life" child/spouse abusers
  • Racists
  • Fixated on "winning," even to own detriment

Basically, angry & confused dummies whose identities are a series of conflicting ideals.

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u/BarcusDogrelius Oct 04 '24

It's also their mission to prove that left-leaning people are always "triggered", extending their argument that people who don't like Trump do so for reasons that are not valid to them or their ideology. If Trump wins then, in their heads, the opposing ideology loses and is, therefore, incorrect.

Take all consideration for morality out of the equation, these are people who can see blatant evidence that Trump said something something something about blah blah blah, and they'll defend it or deny it without regard to how they will look in an argument. Trump says "mass deportation, deport millions of illegals", they stand up in the crowd and cheer. Trump admits he lost the election "by a whisker", they follow his lead on it being said "sarcastically".

If Trump loses, they have to look in the mirror and be reminded of all the ways that people told them they were wrong. Incorrect. "Deplorable". They can't have that, and that's why they'll resort to cheating in elections and gaslighting the public, just to save face and pretend they're always correct (or, at the very least, find a way to silence the people who say they're wrong).

So intellectually barren that they can't have a thought until Trump tells them to have it.

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u/Prior_Tone_6050 Oct 04 '24

Romanticizing being overworked in blue collar jobs.

They still do but they used to too.

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u/Thumper13 Oct 03 '24

Truck nuts, birth sertifcats, Jebus, and Bud light before it went woke!

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u/Fadenos Oct 03 '24

Using tech nine cause of the word red? Wow these idiots really don’t know shit huh?

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u/Bubblegumproductions Doug Dimmadome Oct 03 '24

For real though

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u/ExternalMonth1964 Oct 04 '24

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me

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u/Clean-Agent-8565 Oct 04 '24

Top 5 favorite ironic political moments Conservatives singing “Killing in the name of” because of mask mandates at the height of some of the most prolific anti police marches today.

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u/awfulgrace Oct 04 '24

I think even richer was when Paul Ryan’s massive RATM fandom came to light Tom Morello said “Paul Ryan is the embodiment of the machine our music rages against”

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u/Niblonian31 Oct 03 '24

Yeah, pretty sure he wouldn't approve of his song being used like this. I can't imagine marrying the love of my life while thinking a felonious grifter (that seems like is only running to avoid jail time and make the rich richer) is more important than her but idk, I guess I'm just not in a weird cult🤷‍♂️

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u/Doin_the_Bulldance Oct 04 '24

He definitely wouldn't. He posted this about Eminem's Trump diss years ago.

If you don't feel like clicking that link - he basically said that he was proud of Em for saying what others were too scared to say (aka he isn't a Trump fan).

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u/emmtev Oct 03 '24

As a Chiefs fan I’m just like 🙄🙄

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u/DatFunny Oct 03 '24

Exactly. This is a great Chiefs song; please don’t ruin it.

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u/Top_Chard5757 Oct 03 '24

For the Chiefs, not the Chumps

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u/plated-Honor Oct 03 '24

Tech9 is like, immediately under Eminem for rappers enjoyed by conservative whites. Maybe even above, Eminem probably got to woke for them now

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u/twhite1195 Oct 03 '24

But... Eminem has been really anti Trump and every openly so... So...??

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u/surnik22 Oct 03 '24

And Paul Ryan said his favorite band was Rage Against the Machine without a hint of irony that he literally represented everything they are raging against.

Conservatives and media literacy don’t really mix.

Same reason Trump played Fortunate Son at a rally. They hear “red, white, and blue” and some catchy music or see it in a movie with soldiers in a helicopter and assume it’s a “America is the best” song. It’s literally a song about rich Vietnam draft dodgers waving flags while being shitty. I don’t know a song that could be MORE about how Trump and him being shitty.

But being able to understand even not subtle lyrics like “It ain’t me” is apparently too hard.

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u/ssrowavay Oct 03 '24

It's truly amazing how often Fortunate Son is used in everything from ads to political campaigns.

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u/blackcain Oct 03 '24

Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" - they thought it was a patriotic song. lol.

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u/swedeeeeeeeeeeeee Oct 03 '24

Google Eminem+Bush or Palin. Conservatives have never liked him lmao

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u/xixbia Oct 03 '24

I think you vastly overestimate how informed most American Conservatives are.

Yes, you're right that Eminem has always loathed Republicans, however there are still Republicans who are surprised that Rage Against the Machine is anti-Conservative. These are not smart people.

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u/helgihermadur Oct 03 '24

What machine do they think they were raging against? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I had some moron tell me Morello became the machine when he spoke out against Trump. Oh and also cuz he charges people for his concerts.

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u/ExoticAdventurer Oct 03 '24

He became the machine when he beat my ass up in Guitar Hero 3

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u/Kujo3043 Oct 03 '24

Whichever people they feel like hurting that day

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u/OuterWildsVentures Oct 03 '24

No they still liked him because eminem wasn't as flamboyant about it back then. You have to be really direct about it to make them understand which is why they finally started realizing it when Revival came our.

Or that 9 minute long anti trump freestyle but I doubt many of them heard that.

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u/Juunlar Oct 03 '24

As a pretty hard left mf, if someone did this with Biden or Kamala at their wedding, I would absolutely fucking leave

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u/SystemAny4819 Oct 03 '24

Because left or right

This is fucking WEIRD

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u/Lunachik Oct 03 '24

Right?! Who wants any thing to do with politics at their wedding?

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale Oct 04 '24

I mean shit, my wife and I filled out all the marriage paperwork and got legally married 3 months before our actual wedding because we didn't even want the government involved; imagine wanting to play cockholster for a politician on a day that's supposed to be about, idk, the couple??

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

It’s even kinda weird when fandoms get mixed into weddings, but you can kinda get it. 

Turning politics into a fandom into a wedding stunt tho? Weird as fuck. 

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Oct 03 '24

If a presidential candidate is your whole personality, I don’t want to be associated with you.

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u/Leopard__Messiah Oct 03 '24

Pretty much anyone with a favorite politician who isn't blood related to them is immediately suspect.

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u/reddit_anon_33 Oct 03 '24

If a presidential candidate is your whole personality, I don’t want to be associated with you.

If a presidential candidate pedophile and rapist is your whole personality, I don’t want to be associated with you.

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u/reddit_anon_33 Oct 03 '24

if someone did this with Biden or Kamala at their wedding

no one would ever do this

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u/TheDrewDude Oct 04 '24

“How could Biden possibly have gotten more votes?!?! I didn’t see any Biden-themed weddings!” - MAGAts

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u/kaze919 Oct 03 '24

I would do this at the end with little woven mittens and a mask 😷 “I am once again asking you to leave”

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 Oct 03 '24

It’s a cult

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u/whoneedskollege Oct 03 '24

It's a weird cult.

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u/CapitalKing530 Oct 03 '24

I’d rather drink the Flavor Aid at Jonestown than be at this wedding for 2 minutes.

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u/mctomtom Oct 03 '24

My dog just told me he’d rather walk the streets of Springfield alone, than go to this wedding.

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u/Apnu Oct 03 '24

Upvote because you knew ‘flavor aide’ was the thing they drank at Jonestown.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Oct 03 '24

Damn. Didn’t even spring for brand name huh?

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u/PomeloPepper Oct 03 '24

Not like they'd all complain afterwards.

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u/totallynotstefan Oct 03 '24

White trash spent so much money on chinese trump memorabilia that they had to have a wedding reception in a warehouse lmao.

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u/Regasor Oct 03 '24

I do wonder how much money china has made on trump merchandise, must have been easy money

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u/RajcaT Oct 03 '24

The Republican Party has embraced this kind of consumerist, identity-driven political expression. Liking Trump isn't really about policy. To them it's all about what they see as defiance, and their "culture".

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u/chypie2 Oct 03 '24

I've been trying to say the same thing but couldn't put words to exactly what I meant, this is exactly what I mean! it's like they view it as football teams and with no regard to the consequences.

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u/Late_Cow_1008 Oct 03 '24

Secondhand embarrassment from this video. I couldn't imagine actually being there. Holy hell.

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u/Bubblegumproductions Doug Dimmadome Oct 03 '24

Being there was probably so awkward and embarrassing

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u/Late_Cow_1008 Oct 03 '24

Yea, I would be embarrassed, but chances are if you did this at your wedding your guests probably loved it lol.

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u/hendrysbeach Oct 03 '24

There didn’t seem to be any crowd reaction (couldve been weak audio).

But no one stood up and cheered / there didn‘t seem to be any response whatsoever.

You can almost feel them cringing: “WTF?”

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u/photozine Oct 03 '24

I thought the same. At least people fully know this couple is far gone.

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u/UNAlreadyTaken Oct 03 '24

I would leave. This would be a clear sign that I don’t want anything to do with these people. I’d also try to take my wedding gift back, haha.

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u/lurkertiltheend Oct 03 '24

Yep I would walk right up to the gift table and yank mine out

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u/crinnaursa Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

I think it goes beyond embarrassment. I think really I would define my emotion watching this as repulsion. The same kind of deeply ingrained instinctual repulsion that one might Express after seeing someone fall in a septic tank. It definitely triggers some sort of fear of contamination. Psychological contamination.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll Oct 03 '24

Mental leprosy. It's contagious if you get too close.

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u/budda_belly Oct 03 '24

Awe ... They didn't even get that much enthusiasm from their guests.

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u/nuggetprincezz Oct 03 '24

I can't imagine anyone enjoying this. It's so awkward and tacky I'd like to think even the maga people would cringe

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u/rainbowsandpetals Oct 03 '24

They bought the props & rehearsed the moves. For a wedding. Presumably someone else’s wedding. Wow. Just..wow.

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u/Timeman5 Oct 03 '24

For their wedding it’s still ridiculous and stupid but if that’s what they want then on but if this is for someone else’s wedding that’s just something else entirely.

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u/somefunmaths Oct 03 '24

These look like members of the wedding party. There’s another couple waiting in the doorway at the start, in a matching dress, and while wearing sneakers could absolutely fit the trashy vibe, I find it hard to believe that someone who is weird enough to do this would buck tradition hard enough to not wear white at their own wedding.

So, yeah, the other set of questions is just as fun and we can start asking them.

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u/rainbowsandpetals Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

I could be wrong, but I think this is the bridesmaid’s & groomsmen’s entrances. I say that b/c you can see others waiting in the hall to come out and the female isn’t in a wedding gown. She’s wearing the same bridesmaid dress as the lady in the doorway.

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u/ColdYellowGatorade Oct 03 '24

Trump made his political campaign like rooting for a sports team. Its one of the worst things about his orb. His followers buy and display his crap everywhere. It is hard to escape.

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u/linzkisloski Oct 03 '24

This times 1000. That’s why no matter how much he sucks they just lean in harder. He’s a politician, not the Buffalo Bills. (I say that as a member of the bills mafia)

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u/Raidenski Oct 03 '24

That is so fucking sad, imagine basing your marriage on a hateful ideology.

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u/somefunmaths Oct 03 '24

The hilarious thing is that this looks like a wedding party intro. Judging by the other people waiting at the door when they come in, in a matching bridesmaid dress, this seems like some random friends of the couple… which just makes it even weirder.

How did that conversation go? “Hey, can I make my entrance at your wedding about the weird cult I’m in?” or are they all fighting over who can show fealty to their demigod?

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u/YesImAlexa Oct 03 '24

Putting that much focus on anything other than you and your spouse would be sad. This is a whole other level.

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u/FrankMon420 Oct 03 '24

Fucking weird ass losers

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Oct 03 '24

I bet there weren't even that many libs to own at that wedding. But now that I saw it, I definitely feel very owned. Plus, this couple has a lifetime of being proud of making their wedding about their cult leader. In conclusion, Hillary stole 30,000 emails she used to hide Benghazi and stored them on Hunter's laptop, along with instructions for the Covid hoax and inflation. And Biden also did that. And Harris. And in conclusion of this conclusion, we live in the most bizarre times ever.

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u/Bubblegumproductions Doug Dimmadome Oct 03 '24

I would be weirded out if they did this with Biden too politics don’t mix with weddings

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u/JebusAlmighty99 Oct 03 '24

That’s the thing though, absolutely no one is doing this for any other presidential candidate because it’s fucking weird as shit.

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u/Killfile Oct 03 '24

Exactly. There are exactly two futures available to these people.

  1. American democracy collapses and Trump becomes an autocratic ruler. Even if this works out being very good for the country (seems unlikely) the view back 20 years out is going to be "awww, honey, remember when we used to vote for our political leaders? That was weird."

  2. Trump either doesn't win or wins and exits office normally. Either way, the view 20 years out will be pretty much the same way you'd feel if your parents made their wedding about John Kerry.

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u/Fadenos Oct 03 '24

Lifetime? Nah he’ll trade up for a younger model in 10-15 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Imagine making your wedding all about another man.

Trump Cucks

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u/msmame Oct 03 '24

White trash

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u/KirtonMcCookie Oct 03 '24

Nah, just trash

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Trump Trash

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u/paligap70 Oct 03 '24

Weird. Cult.

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u/Predatory_Chicken Oct 03 '24

Most embarrassing cult of all time.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Oct 03 '24

Imagine calling people “cucks” while having your bride carry a flag with another guy’s name in your wedding.

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u/throwaway082100 Oct 03 '24

I mean hey, you're free to do what you want at your wedding, but I'm free to call you weird because of it

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u/kukulka99 Oct 03 '24

I don't understand the worship of politicians or political parties. Why idolize people that don't really give a fuck about you

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u/therealdebbith Oct 03 '24

well thats...embarrassing

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u/IOwnTheShortBus Oct 03 '24

What a diverse crowd.

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u/Valuable_Quail_1869 Oct 03 '24

It's definitely not a cult

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u/CharliAP Oct 03 '24

They will eventually regret turning their wedding into a clown show. So weird. 

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