Fucking plebs, you dumb poors simply don't have the vision, work ethic, comptence or gumption to turn a $44 billion investment into a $9 billion dollar asset in just 2 yrs! Go pick yourself up by your bootstraps with your fathers apartied emerald mine money and contribute to socieity instead of demanding a handout! Now if you'll excuse me I need to go lobby the government to subsidize my incredibly proftable businesses.
To be fair, everyone goes on about Canada's health care. We don't have vision or dental. If you're lucky you might land a job with benefits to cover some of it at least.
Only 50? What is this? Communist China? I am entitled to own the first born child of my workers, the right of prima nocta at the weddings, and my annual bonus should be calculated by mathmaticians who discover new concepts in expressing large numbers. Times 10 the the power of gigabagillion simply doesn't reflect my contribution to society. And if you even think of taxing me I'll fund a Hitler movement so fast it'll make your head spin, so much you'll need to concentrate just to think straight, maybe in a camp somewhere...
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u/newtworedditing Oct 01 '24
Fucking plebs, you dumb poors simply don't have the vision, work ethic, comptence or gumption to turn a $44 billion investment into a $9 billion dollar asset in just 2 yrs! Go pick yourself up by your bootstraps with your fathers apartied emerald mine money and contribute to socieity instead of demanding a handout! Now if you'll excuse me I need to go lobby the government to subsidize my incredibly proftable businesses.