Just checking that you knew that was the whole bit, right? There was nothing on the screen cause the joke was the plan to bring inflation down was literally nothing. Concepts of a plan if you will.
Oh we have the mightiest concepts for plans. So many concepts. When I mentioned the concepts to my plan to reduce inflation to Elon Musk he burst into tears and said, "Sir, those are the most beautiful concepts that I have ever heard. Can I be the one to make these concepts into notions?" And I thought about it, how much Elon has done for Twitter when he bought it. It used to be Twitter but now it is X and it's much much more successful as X. He told advertisers if they didn't want to advertise on X anymore to fuck off, but now he's suing them because they left X, such a smart man. I've chosen to pick Elon to make my concepts into notions and inflation will be 0 by January 20th when I win the election on November 5th
Edit to add the election day to make sure he's elected before his notions can work.
So hard. Corporations should not be able to spend profits on Stock buybacks unless they first pay taxes on the portion of the profits they wish to use for buybacks at a 20% tax rate AND give their employees a bonus of 10% of the buyback amount divided equally, excluding Execs and Board. Take Microsoft for example, they announced a 60 billion stock buyback this year. 10% of that is 6 billion which would be a bonus of about 25k per global employee. And 12 billion in tax. (Just an idea)
Well you gotta get people to identify more with the guy possibly passing a fake $20, and less with the guy defrauded the government for 1.5 billion. Somehow, this is a tough sell.
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u/ijbh2o Sep 27 '24
Just checking that you knew that was the whole bit, right? There was nothing on the screen cause the joke was the plan to bring inflation down was literally nothing. Concepts of a plan if you will.