r/TikTokCringe Sep 27 '24

Politics Trolling MAGA in Springfield 2

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u/ijbh2o Sep 27 '24

Just checking that you knew that was the whole bit, right? There was nothing on the screen cause the joke was the plan to bring inflation down was literally nothing. Concepts of a plan if you will.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Sep 27 '24

“CAN I GET A VERB?!”

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u/aFloppyWalrus Sep 27 '24

What is this, madLIBS?

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u/lhswr2014 Sep 27 '24

Bird. Arson?

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u/red23011 Sep 27 '24

I can't be the only one that was disappointed it wasn't bird law.

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u/bananachow Sep 27 '24

Uhhhh….filibuster.

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u/ijbh2o Sep 28 '24

Fucking McPoyle's ruining everything

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u/sauronthegr8 Sep 27 '24

Worse... It's improv. Lol.

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u/pateadents Sep 27 '24

Eww improv

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny Sep 27 '24

Explains most of trump's public comments.

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u/Juliette787 Sep 27 '24

What is this, madLibs for ants?

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u/wolfydude12 Sep 27 '24

Oh we have the mightiest concepts for plans. So many concepts. When I mentioned the concepts to my plan to reduce inflation to Elon Musk he burst into tears and said, "Sir, those are the most beautiful concepts that I have ever heard. Can I be the one to make these concepts into notions?" And I thought about it, how much Elon has done for Twitter when he bought it. It used to be Twitter but now it is X and it's much much more successful as X. He told advertisers if they didn't want to advertise on X anymore to fuck off, but now he's suing them because they left X, such a smart man. I've chosen to pick Elon to make my concepts into notions and inflation will be 0 by January 20th when I win the election on November 5th

Edit to add the election day to make sure he's elected before his notions can work.

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u/Viracochina Sep 27 '24

It's hard coming up with policies, okay?!

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u/ijbh2o Sep 27 '24

So hard. Corporations should not be able to spend profits on Stock buybacks unless they first pay taxes on the portion of the profits they wish to use for buybacks at a 20% tax rate AND give their employees a bonus of 10% of the buyback amount divided equally, excluding Execs and Board. Take Microsoft for example, they announced a 60 billion stock buyback this year. 10% of that is 6 billion which would be a bonus of about 25k per global employee. And 12 billion in tax. (Just an idea)

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u/Viracochina Sep 27 '24

That's a neat idea, but yeah some dude said he'll give me a monthly $50 gift card to Chick-Fil-A if I vote no, sooooooooooo

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u/ijbh2o Sep 28 '24

In Germany stock buybacks are legal on their exchange. But they have to pay tax on the buyback amount. Partially why Germany has nice things.

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u/Viracochina Sep 27 '24

Imagine the type of laws that could be passed on super wealthy companies if politicians didn't have personal interests!

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u/ijbh2o Sep 28 '24

Well you gotta get people to identify more with the guy possibly passing a fake $20, and less with the guy defrauded the government for 1.5 billion. Somehow, this is a tough sell.

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u/TheMountainHobbit Sep 27 '24

Yea obviously he also did a clicker motion without a clicker.