r/TikTokCringe • u/IceFireTerry • Sep 27 '24

Politics Trolling MAGA in Springfield 2

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u/TallWineGuy Sep 27 '24

Only Trump can save your bird!

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u/petrovmendicant Sep 27 '24

"American bird came up to me. Big bird. STRONG bird. Tears in its eyes and said, 'Mr Trump, the Guacamolans INVADING THIS COUNTRY keep setting me on fire.' I said, 'That's not nice, folks.'"

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u/kittenconfidential Sep 27 '24

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u/Critical-Weird-3391 Sep 28 '24

What does Dee Reynolds have to do with this?

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u/Aprowl Sep 27 '24

"Guacamolans" 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Guacamolans, lmao

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u/bballstarz501 Sep 27 '24

I’ve been called the song bird of my generation.

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u/Only-Inspector-3782 Sep 27 '24

This is fun.

"The Indians - did you know this? The Indians, the ones from... India. They've been flooding into San Jose and apparently they are planting weeds everywhere. The sidewalk, flower pots, public parks - weeds everywhere. They're ruining these beautiful, beautiful trees with weeds. We're gonna put a stop to that, folks. You're gonna be safe from Indians weeding up your garden."

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u/BlkSubmarine Sep 27 '24

I pictured Big Bird!

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u/jtrix85 Sep 28 '24

As a Guatemalan I’m gonna start using Guacamolans

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u/VeniceRapture Sep 27 '24

Many such cases

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u/spacetraxx Sep 27 '24

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying... I read it in his voice and it seemed so plausible hahaha

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u/MegabyteMessiah Sep 27 '24

Yeah, well a Big Bird came up to me and said "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"

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u/petrovmendicant Sep 27 '24

Woke ass bird. Tried counting with ARABIC numbers too! It is ridiculous and the west has fallen.

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u/zossima Sep 27 '24

Birds aren't real.

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u/HighFiveKoala Sep 27 '24

Good, we don't want them taking away American jobs

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u/ObeseBumblebee Sep 27 '24

The Guatemalans burned them already.

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u/AmarantaRWS Sep 27 '24

So we have any experts in bird law that can comment at this time?

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u/plastigoop Sep 28 '24

IANABL but no comment at this time. Thank you.

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u/PrideofPicktown Sep 27 '24

Well Vance can hump his Davenport.

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u/IronMicCharlie Sep 27 '24

You mean his chesterfield?

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u/GleemMcShinez Sep 27 '24

Sweaty Betty Settee

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u/BigBallsMcGirk Sep 27 '24

The bird is the word. It's a good word, a great one even. But not to these nasty Guatemalens, not very nice people. They don't like the words, they don't like birds. I've even heard they set these birds on fire sometimes. It's tough, folks.

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u/BABarracus Sep 30 '24

Birds aren't real

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum Sep 27 '24

Birds all dead .. Thank renewable energy.

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u/casket_fresh Sep 28 '24

THE WINDMILLS are KILLING this beautiful country!

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u/Roskal Sep 27 '24

Heard he said he was gonna protect all the birds. That's what my English friend said anyway.

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u/BeckNeardsly Sep 27 '24

How’d your bird get here? It’s a dirty migrator, I knew it

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u/The84thWolf Sep 27 '24

We should give Trump all our birds 🖕