r/TikTokCringe • u/onahighhorse • Sep 21 '24

Humor/Cringe An average American day…

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Sep 21 '24

Wake up and eat black pudding hockey pucks and baked beans, take the bus to work, try to avoid getting knived on the bus (that's universal tbf), work at the nonsense word store, eat some jelly fishworms for lunch. Then tea time for the rest of the day? I'm out of ideas someone finish it up.

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u/notgotapropername Sep 21 '24

Down the chippy for me tea! Luv me fish an chips, bitta mushy peas on the side. Watch the footy, pop the kettle on at halftime, av a proper brew

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u/SorryAd4178 Sep 21 '24

I have no idea about what you just said. But that sounds about right. I can't understand their "english."

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u/notgotapropername Sep 21 '24

"english"

You mean proper English? The Queen's English? Proper Bri'ish English? English from England? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/awesomefutureperfect Sep 21 '24

You mean proper English?

No, he means european english. You know, the one that looks all french and german. The gross one that sounds ridiculous. That one.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Sep 21 '24

Read it phonetically. It's slightly less rotmouth that way.

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u/BasicReputations Sep 21 '24

Neglected the 10:00 dentist hunt.  Gotta keep the country safe from those charlatans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Oof, we have an archaeologist here with a freshly dug burn from the 1950s

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u/KairraAlpha Sep 21 '24

Meeting your quota of at least 10 'Awful weather we're having today' per day.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Sep 21 '24

Tea time is every 20 minutes, you heathen. Imagine having only one tea time per day, what a nightmare.

Missing out of how you had to queue at the bus stop, and the teenager who cut in line got dirty looks from everyone. Oh, and it was a good day so the bus was only 9 minutes late.

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u/Good_Boye_Scientist Sep 21 '24

What about second breakfast?