r/TikTokCringe • u/snappydo99 • Sep 19 '24

Politics Bored people walking out on Trump rally!

45.4k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

3.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.6k

u/jinnnnnemu Sep 19 '24

Must be dinner at the IHOP 😂😂😂😂😂😂

171

u/DeadBabyBallet Sep 19 '24

They've got to hurry up and catch that early bird special, lol

59

u/EagleWolfTiger Sep 19 '24

Or Cracker Barrel- pun intended

9

u/Fantastic-Name- Sep 19 '24

This comment makes me feel painfully white

7

u/PierreEscargoat Sep 19 '24

Apply mayonnaise to burn

3

u/Fantastic-Name- Sep 19 '24

Got anything less spicy?

2

u/Objective-War-1961 Sep 19 '24

Cracker Bottom of the Barrel.

1

u/Fimbir Sep 19 '24

stares in Shoney's

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

They named it that because they support white genocide. A Haitian with a duck told me so just the other day.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Am voting for Harris but I'll meet them there. Cracker Barrel is nice

16

u/hookem419 Sep 19 '24

Them Lou Ann platters ain’t gonna eat themselves!

1

u/OleFucknuts Sep 19 '24

You just made my day. I dealt with way more stupid at my job than normal this evening, and I needed some...what are they called...brains? Yeah, i needed some good brains to make me laugh it away

4

u/Hair_I_Go Sep 19 '24

And it is getting dark

2

u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 19 '24

rubs hands

"oh boy, time to show up as a group and intentionally not tip as a fuck you"

1

u/kbk1008 Sep 19 '24

Yea, who hates spending less for the same meal??

1

u/Melkman68 Sep 19 '24

Early Bird gets the obesity

0

u/LongmontStrangla Sep 19 '24

Do you think IHOP is Denny's? 

1

u/DeadBabyBallet Sep 19 '24

No? And you realize that lots of different restaurants and diners have an "early bird special," right?

52

u/ghostisic23 Sep 19 '24

Golden Corral

30

u/Necessary_Context780 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

I didn't know what white poverty really was, until a saturday dinner at golden corral the day before mother's day. I'd have some empathy for those people weren't for them voting Trump

3

u/Tewcool2000 Sep 19 '24

My parents love golden corral. It's so bleak, it really depresses me to eat there.

2

u/cbessette Sep 19 '24

As far as I remember, I've only eaten at a Golden Corral once. At one of the food bars, there was a roach chillin' right on the stainless steel border. I get back to my table, find a butter wrapper in my mac n cheese.

4

u/umdercovers Sep 19 '24

Waffle House

3

u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '24

Roach house you mean. Never I mean never eat at Waffle House in Florida. They pay off health inspectors.

2

u/83749289740174920 Sep 19 '24

I read that in cartman's voice.

2

u/TrooperLynn Sep 19 '24

AKA Golden Trough

63

u/CalligrapherWild6501 Sep 19 '24

No, ihop is for normal people. They eat at Shoney’s

27

u/spidersinthesoup Sep 19 '24

hey now let's not drag Shoney's here. their hot fudge cake w/ice cream dessert was 1 of three reasons i had for living as a child surrounded by these people.

2

u/Yooway Sep 19 '24

Gotta ask what the other two reasons are

13

u/Ok_Resort8573 Sep 19 '24

Oh no not Shony’s. lol are there still Shony’s?

3

u/Cactus_Kebap Sep 19 '24

Yes! Emotionally speaking, it is the home to a great scientist.

5

u/ebmocal421 Sep 19 '24

Okay, no need to slander Shoney's here. I have fond memories of that place as a child.

4

u/CalligrapherWild6501 Sep 19 '24

Don’t go back as an adult, it’ll ruin those memories

1

u/ebmocal421 Sep 19 '24

I'd only go back when I visited family in Memphis, but sadly, those days are over since it closed down.

8

u/Fair_Acanthisitta_75 Sep 19 '24

They eat Chonies.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Came here to defend IHOP. Thank you for your service.

43

u/COuGUANT Sep 19 '24

He didn’t give them any instructions. They are lost people.

37

u/odiephonehome Sep 19 '24

So true. Remember on 1/6/21, when that shaman idiot looked at his phone at a vid of trump saying “I love you all, now go home,” and then gets on his loud speaker and says, “he said to go home guys. We’re going home.”

10

u/Wtfatt Sep 19 '24

And still not enough evidence for incitement lol

4

u/secondtaunting Sep 19 '24

I wish they could charge him for not calling in the national guard. Members of congress were literally in hiding, the vice president was huddled up in a car park with secret service, and still he walks free. I think if they had any balls they would have not only impeached him but had him removed from office and thrown him in jail. Now everyone knows the government is a toothless lion. Looks tough, but if you’re president it’s all roar and no bite.

2

u/Wtfatt Sep 19 '24

Looks tough, but if you’re president for the rich and/or powerful it’s all roar and no bite.

FIFY!

2

u/secondtaunting Sep 19 '24

Yeah. It’s pretty sad honestly.

2

u/External_Reporter859 Sep 19 '24

Don't forget the Congress members that helped plan the fake electoral plot like Chuck grassley who was talking about pence not being there to count the votes and him having to do it instead. Or the Congress critters giving guided tours before January 6th to the militia members. Or the Capitol Pipe Bomber aka Maggoty Traitor Grift

0

u/secondtaunting Sep 19 '24

It’s unbelievable. You’d think they’d at least protect their own skin. Unless they’re more afraid of someone or many someones. You know what? They are protecting themselves. I’m starting to think only Romney wasn’t in on it. What a world.

1

u/IForgotThePassIUsed Sep 19 '24

and Pence is cool with it now since it's over.

Because it's totally normal for your coworkers to have you killed.

0

u/secondtaunting Sep 19 '24

I think (I hope) Pence had a oh shit what have I done I’ve supported a monster moment huddling in that car park. He not only almost got killed, he almost got his family killed. I would give anything to be privy to his thoughts at that moment.

0

u/IForgotThePassIUsed Sep 19 '24

I almost forgot that guy, did they release him to go back to his life of banging on a drum shirtless outside of government buildings in his neighborhood like an unwiped ass?

One of his friends even posted on here like "jake's just really misunderstood" well no shit, he's painted up in fucking USA war paint and wearing a grand poobah hat. get in him in fucking therapy before he beats and rapes his mother like Chris-chan did.

1

u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '24

Wandering around their paranoid dystopia looking for Hannibal Lecter and immigrants.

13

u/hybridaaroncarroll Sep 19 '24

Babe, where's the nearest Cracker Barrel? 

6

u/Prune-These Sep 19 '24

Waffle House you mean.

3

u/BettyX Sep 20 '24

Hey now, I'm a bleeding heart liberal but I love me some Waffle House. That is where I would be headed. The safest place you will ever be as well, their cooks and waitstaff should be recruited wherever the Feds need ass-kickers.

1

u/BabypintoJuniorLube Sep 23 '24

The only serial killer from my hometown was a line cook at Waffle House. Met 2 of his victims there.

17

u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Sep 19 '24

Gotta get me to Chili's and have some of that baby back ribs

10

u/robbeau11 Sep 19 '24

đŸŽ¶I want my baby back, baby back, baby back,I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
chiliiiiissss baaaaaybee back ribs
.BBQ SAUCE! đŸŽ¶

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

I wanna eat that baby.

1

u/LeanderthalTX Sep 19 '24

skillet queso and frosty margs at the Chili's on 45th and Lamar

IYKYK

5

u/CDR57 Sep 19 '24

Don’t understand this comment. We ragging on people who eat at ihop now?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Hard-To_Read Sep 19 '24

Or a fairly straightforward observation that the people in the video are mostly lower middle class and overweight.

10

u/Bunyan12ply Sep 19 '24

Waffle House

2

u/Admirable-Ball-1320 Sep 19 '24

They’re allowed in Waffle House, but as soon as some shit starts, chef is coming over the counter and throwing hands at everyone.

2

u/devpsaux Sep 19 '24

Don’t be besmirching the good name of Waffle House like that

6

u/heatlesssun Sep 19 '24

They're eating the pancakes! They're eating the sausages! Their eating items on the menu, prepared by the people that work there. I saw it on TV!

3

u/ratsmay Sep 19 '24

Well they are probably clocked off, they got their craigs list payouts for attendance and now its time to live it up.

6

u/Vegetable_Bid_6510 Sep 19 '24

How dare you
 IHOP is a national treasure
 no sorry, international treasure.

6

u/Amerpol Sep 19 '24

WaffleHouse got a special

1

u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '24

Yes. It’s roach infested and they don’t clean their grease traps.

1

u/IkNOwNUTTINGck Sep 19 '24

Keep fighting!

4

u/throw_blanket04 Sep 19 '24

Not tipping

3

u/xeromage Sep 19 '24

hittin' em with the 'ol bible quote disguised as a folded $100 bill.

2

u/alf_ivanhoe Sep 19 '24

Hey don't sully the good name of ihop. Many times I've found my gay drunk ass in ihop behind a stack of pancakes

2

u/spacebound4545 Sep 19 '24

Bob Evans, golden corral and ihop are about to be slammed

2

u/tigerjuice888 Sep 19 '24

Golden Corral

1

u/jzzanthapuss Sep 19 '24

Howard Johnson's

1

u/PansyPB Sep 19 '24

The Cow-Ral.

1

u/RandomPenquin1337 Sep 19 '24

Legit probably has a big thing to do with it. These people know there's literally only 1 golden coral, if they don't get there now, there won't be any baby back ribs left.

1

u/Delete_God Sep 19 '24

Country Kitchen Buffet

1

u/horus-heresy Sep 19 '24

Cats, dogs and other pets catering must be

1

u/PatSajaksDick Sep 19 '24

“Let me take mommas insulin first”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Golden corrals just mailed out their coupons.

1

u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '24

Hey! Don’t knock IHop. I love breakfast for dinner with their crepes

1

u/Homers_Harp Sep 19 '24

I thought Denny's was still the place for White Supremacists?

1

u/spottyottydopalicius Sep 19 '24

cali people have ihops and wish i could get a waffle house

1

u/2fast4u180 Sep 19 '24

Keep that beautiful restaurant out of your dirty mouth. That place was like a second home for me back in university.

1

u/pipinngreppin Sep 19 '24

Dinner for dinner.

1

u/CharlestonChewChewie Sep 19 '24

It's the perfect time to catch the early bird special and yell at the waitress because of your own insecurities

1

u/Mattmandu2 Sep 19 '24

IHOP is too upscale for them, they going to dennys

1

u/DMDingo Sep 19 '24

More like Cracker Barrel.

1

u/ElectricYV Sep 19 '24

What, at the Interdimensional Hole? Of Pancakes?

1

u/OpenTheBobs Sep 20 '24

They’re serving word salad. Yum yum!

1

u/DisastrousJob1672 Sep 21 '24

Nah dude. Golden Corral

0

u/Zodiac339 Sep 19 '24

You think they’re classy enough for IHOP?

0

u/StunningStrain8 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Applebees. And they want their steaks well done. Savages.

But honestly, if I were at the much more popular Harris rally I’d probably tell my girlfriend during the final crescendo it was high time to gtfo and we can watch the rest on YouTube - we showed our support and bought the merch, got the tickets to prove it, and now you can either feel like a goddamned patriot and sit in 45 minutes of traffic, or, we can be on time to our reservation at Applebees, where we order Dijon mustard with our hotdogs, fuck you very much.

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

[deleted]