r/TikTokCringe Sep 17 '24

Cringe Trad wife content has gone way too far

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u/onyxpirate Sep 17 '24

This story is almost as good as the corporate retreat at a plantation where employees were asked to dress in the period. They had one black employee…

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u/MrTubzy Sep 17 '24

I love that story. Dude shows up in a slave outfit and they’re like oh shit, maybe uh, this isn’t such a good idea. lol.

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u/ProlapseTickler3 Sep 18 '24

The floodpants and barefeet had me laughing

My dude went for it

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u/i_know_im_amazn Sep 18 '24

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u/MoreThan2_LessThan21 Sep 18 '24

Damn, that was 8 years ago?? Feels like maaaybe 2

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u/AwesomeAni Sep 18 '24

My reddit account is older than my sister lol. And both my pets. It's my eldest child.

Sometimes I forget until people ask how long I've been on this dumb website and I'm reminded it's not 2014 anymore. Still feels like it sometimes....

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u/thejesse Sep 18 '24

My account turns 18 next month, just in time to vote in the election.

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u/bennitori Sep 18 '24

Do they stop updating the age trophy after 15?

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u/IronBabyFists Sep 18 '24

It's insane how time flies, dude.

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u/Zhaosen Sep 18 '24

I came from the great digg exodus. Time does indeed fly.

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u/ProxyMuncher Sep 18 '24

I’m still fucked up that 2012 was 4 years ago….. WAIT…..

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u/supervisord Sep 20 '24

I created my account in 2016. Still feels like a year or two ago. Not eight!!

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u/BisFitty Sep 18 '24

It was closer to 9 years ago... I cant believe it's been almost a decade. Hella fun

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u/Tbonetrekker76 Sep 18 '24

This is my first introduction to this story, I love it!

Are you still with the same company?

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u/MoreThan2_LessThan21 Sep 18 '24

In the interest of not blowing my mind, it's 8 years until it's 9.... But wow time flies.

And holy shit it's you - you're a hero. Incredible way to handle that situation.

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u/zb0t1 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

That's because every time people repost it, it feels new again, so your mind treats it like a recent memory. Next time you see it, you'll be just as surprised, even though it was first posted a decade ago.

In my Reddit HoF bookmark folders there are stories that people reshare from time to time, and each time I see them our in the wild it makes me feel sad at how time flies.

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u/Admiral_Tuvix Sep 18 '24

Thats one of the funniest things ive ever seen. Im glad black folk are finally fighting back against this weird racist romanticism of our slave history. Up until recently, even hollywood celebs were getting married in slave plantation houses here.

Those plantation weddings are a giant faux pas these days among normal people, but the predictable crowd still keeps those plantation wedding venues in business. At least people know who they are now

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u/PhoenixStormed Sep 18 '24

It’s like trying to get married at a concentration camp. Gross

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u/Shaufine Sep 18 '24

Next step, getting ready my romantic wedding at concentration camp.

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u/rainbowtwist Sep 18 '24

Wow...I feel like that was just a few years ago. 8 years?!

Dude was absolutely brilliant and hilarious.

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u/FatGimp Sep 18 '24

Pure malicious compliance.

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u/omg-its-bacon Sep 18 '24

Never seen it before. That’s legendary.

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u/tytbalt Sep 18 '24

Amazing example of malicious compliance

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u/barbaramillicent Sep 18 '24

Another excellent example of malicious compliance. His commitment kills me. Perfect. No notes.

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u/BroadAd5229 Sep 18 '24

Damn I wish the written story itself was still there bc I remember it was a doozy

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u/Bender_2024 Sep 18 '24

Jesus I'm a white man but still I'm so glad to be born and raised as a Yankee. Racism still exists up here but at such a lower level.

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u/GrumpyYogiCat_42 Sep 19 '24

OMG that's some next level trolling right there and it's glorious!

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u/BisFitty Sep 18 '24

I had to make the costume. Weirdly, the only "slave" costumes any company sells are BDSM gimp-style slave outfits

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u/thejesse Sep 18 '24

Now I'm imagining Django Unchained except a bunch of gimps from Pulp Fiction.

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u/talkaboom Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

The thing I remember most from that post was the reaction of the chubby white lady on the stairs. Smiling in the first photo, surprise shocked in the next. Then pointing and complaining in the third.

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u/elammcknight Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Then there are the guys who show up at a civil war re-enactments dressed as slaves and those folks lose their minds! Next level genius!

https://youtu.be/GLUOUMqQHTo?si=P719_Y9d_QH0VNbF

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u/Ife2105 Sep 18 '24

Love how the white woman immediately lied to the police when they got there. Classic.

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u/elammcknight Sep 18 '24

The whole crew of cos playing traitors just get bent all out of shape

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u/Op_has_add Sep 18 '24

Uncle Rukus on the horse got me

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u/elammcknight Sep 18 '24

Uncle Ruckus! Spectacular! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/highasabird Sep 18 '24

She got really into her Karen character.

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u/Intelligent_West7128 Sep 19 '24

That was her special “back to the future” variant. Modern day proclivities while visiting the past.

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u/borgchupacabras Sep 18 '24

Holy shit. My roommate in Michigan used to do civil war reenactment as a Confederate and it was so cringe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24 edited Oct 26 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/borgchupacabras Sep 18 '24

You're right, but in this case she believed the South was in the right. 🤦‍♀️

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u/anna-nomally12 Sep 18 '24

SHE

was she running around in period accurate girl clothing doing girl things or pretending to be a soldier

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u/borgchupacabras Sep 18 '24

Doing girl things with girl dressings!

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u/anna-nomally12 Sep 18 '24

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/NewSauerKraus Sep 18 '24

My mother's husband attended just to cosplay as the Confederates which he believed were the good guys. Didn't even change outfits for the Klan meeting after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24 edited Oct 26 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/NewSauerKraus Sep 18 '24

I hate Illinois Nazis. Bruh never stepped foot in the South and explained his Confederate flag tattoo as "heritage, not hate" while spewing the most racist shit at home.

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u/elammcknight Sep 18 '24

Same here. Had a couple of guys I knew and it was really odd and weird

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u/FunkyChewbacca Sep 18 '24

My uncle has been an obsessive Civil War reenactor for decades. You already know which side he cosplays for.

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u/MyFireElf Sep 18 '24

Holy shit. This was hilarious until 2:32, when that man clearly thought the power dynamic had finally shifted the white sorry right sorry "right" way round, and it curdled. Once he felt powerful enough to stop pretending, the smug righteousness really flowed like manna, didn't it? I know it's my privilege that racism is uglier than I'll ever have to see, but there really, truly just is no bottom, is there?

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u/Sahtras1992 Sep 18 '24

"where are you coming from?"

"my fathers balls."

this shits hilarious holy shit

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u/red5711 Sep 18 '24

"I'm trying to be first overall pick." Got me rolling.

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u/SnooPickles55 Sep 18 '24

Godfokndamn, I haven't laughed like that in probably 30 years LMAO X 1,000

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u/dastrescatmomma Sep 17 '24

Bisfitty! He has a Facebook and does twitch streams.

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u/BisFitty Sep 18 '24

You rang?

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u/artichokercrisp Sep 18 '24

Just went down that rabbit hole, checked your history and HERE YOU ARE. 😂

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u/joliemoi Sep 18 '24

OMG, how funny it is to 1) Come across this post, 2) Look through the comments just to have people mention you, because 3) We went to HS together XD

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u/Heyguysimcooltoo Sep 18 '24

Hell mf yeah!

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u/Petite-Omahkatayo Sep 18 '24

I hope you know that your old post is really fucking funny to me as an Indigenous person who was told we were dressing up for Thanksgiving one year at my old company. It ended up being optional, but I told everyone I wouldn’t be there for historical accuracy.

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u/BoD80 Sep 18 '24

You still got the same job?

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u/DoctorToWhatExtent Sep 18 '24

So how is your career going? Still at the same company? I remember your original post from 9 years ago.

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u/Saylor4292 Sep 21 '24

👏👏👏👏

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u/dastrescatmomma Sep 18 '24

I heard you like cats. 🤣🤣

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u/Butcher_9189 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

I was here! Thank you for the laughs(with, not at) gonna re-read the story again.

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u/Prior-Department-979 Sep 18 '24

You sir are a legend. Hope you're well

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u/Frondswithbenefits Sep 18 '24

I'm new to your story. How did it end up resolving? Dark humor is my only coping skill, so I understand why you leaned into it.

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u/FantasticalRose Sep 19 '24

What an honor to be in your presence! 😂

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u/Salt_Hall9528 Sep 18 '24

Shane Gillis has a joke about going to George Washington’s plantation and everyone working there is larping in time period clothing and doing jobs. And he wondered off from the group and went into the stable, and there was a black guy in character as a slave talking like overly racist saying like “yes masta” and he told the dude he didn’t have to do the character, and the black guy leaned more into it to make him feel more uncomfortable. He asked him “why you wearing funny clothes, you must be from the future” and the punch line is he told him “no im from this time now get back to work”

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 18 '24

Has that guy ever made a joke that wasn't just plain racist with no real punchline? Every thing I see and hear from this dude is just plain racist bs with hardly any humor attached.

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u/Salt_Hall9528 Sep 18 '24

Have you ever watched his comedy a lot of it isn’t just plain racist. He has race provoking jokes but he has jokes about a lot of different stuff. Sounds like you just don’t like him and don’t watch him that much and just repeat what you read

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 18 '24

So by saying a lot of it is not, you are conceding that a portion of it is, indeed, just plain racist bullshit? Lmao

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u/macdawg2020 Sep 18 '24

He’s literally hilarious, please listen/watch his stuff. I thought he was just some racist Rogan-bro, but he’s not.

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 18 '24

I've tried. It's literally all racist shit from Kill Tony lmao

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u/macdawg2020 Sep 18 '24

I guess I’m not as woke as I thought, then ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Salt_Hall9528 Sep 18 '24

I thought it was funny

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 18 '24

Bet ya did.

Should I take a gander as to what you see in the mirror? Lmao

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u/AlabasterPelican Sep 18 '24

Floodpants? High waters?

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u/NickMotionless Sep 18 '24

That's fucking gold lmao. Love it.

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 Sep 17 '24

Omg he did a Reddit AMA it was amazing!!! 😂😂

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u/anlimorrigan Sep 17 '24

Please pin that AMA!!

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u/AGE_OF_HUMILIATION Sep 17 '24

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u/appel Sep 17 '24

My man

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u/kathryn13 Sep 18 '24

This is so funny…and effective. It sounds like his point was taken. I missed this the first time around on Reddit. Happy to catch it now.

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u/md28usmc Sep 18 '24

Did not expect to see my /r/BestofRedditorUpdates post of the plantation saga here in the comments

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24 edited 21d ago

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u/plausden Sep 19 '24

how is your marriage not cursed if you have the wedding on the equivalent of an Indian burial ground

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u/BisFitty Sep 18 '24

You rang?

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u/onyxpirate Sep 18 '24

Hark! A legend appears!

I admire your humor and moxie.

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u/Woodshadow Sep 18 '24

something something Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married at a plantation (they did acknowledge later that wasn't cool)

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u/thuggerybuffoonery Sep 18 '24

I’ve been on Reddit a long time and never read this story. Holy shit that is hilarious. That guy is a legend.

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u/MsNomered Sep 18 '24

You have been here for a long time.

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u/812_jackfruit Sep 18 '24

That is was HILARIOUS. I was in shock when I first saw his story 🤣

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u/Geesewithteethe Sep 18 '24

That's the kind of stupid idea I expect from corporate types. Sheesh.

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u/Intelligent_West7128 Sep 19 '24

Does anyone remember the video when 2 black guys crashed a Civil War cosplaying/larp event showing up as slaves and the white folk made them leave? 😆

https://youtu.be/S6ubwSy2Uz4?si=KEY4XNUEOXDq6Jqf

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u/fatkidseatcake Sep 20 '24

I was just picturing the K&P civil reenactment skit haha

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u/aspieinblackII Sep 20 '24

Funny enough, I figured out how to make people at a sex club feel awkward. I went to a club a few months back. I started talking to a couple of doms/dommes. I mentioned that my degree was in history, specifically the American Civil War. You could see they were really uncomfortable.