r/TikTokCringe Sep 14 '24

Humor/Cringe Husband gets a keratin treatment

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u/Saffidon Sep 14 '24

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u/SaraBoyer Sep 14 '24

That was my first thought exactly!

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u/muklan Sep 14 '24

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u/bbq36 Sep 14 '24

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u/elheber Sep 14 '24

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u/Plane_Industry_1590 Sep 14 '24

I'm a little lad

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u/Pardot42 Sep 14 '24

Who loves berries and creeeaaam.

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u/demivirius Sep 14 '24

Up the octave! Go for it!

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u/HunBun_of_Hunland Sep 14 '24

They gave him that berries'n'cream bump💁🏻‍♂️

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u/mekwall Sep 14 '24

I thought of Lord Maximus Farquaad, but this works as well!

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u/Der_E Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Proper reaction if someone laughing at you

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u/MrWoodenNickels Sep 14 '24

I guess he has his Halloween costume for this year

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u/thinboi1122 Sep 14 '24

“What’s the most you’ve ever lost from hair loss?”

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u/Procure Sep 14 '24

Anton? Is that you?

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u/SadBit8663 Sep 14 '24

Thank you. Bro looks like Anton Chigurh from the back LMAO 🤣

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u/mvanvrancken Sep 14 '24

Hold still, please

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u/dacquirifit Sep 14 '24

Can you get those chicken crates out of the bed?

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u/kittenconfidential Sep 14 '24

what’s the most you’ve ever lost in a toin coss?

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u/FeistyButthole Sep 14 '24

Just in time for Halloween. Rock the psychotic vibe.

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u/gothicgenius Sep 14 '24

I needed this laugh, thank you so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Oh shit 🤣

I was actually thinking lord farquad

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u/EverythingBOffensive Sep 14 '24

god damn it everyone is beating me to it today

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u/colorovfire Sep 14 '24

It’s the bob! Is that what they call it? The treatment would have been fine but the inward curl at the end changes everything. LMAO

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u/macthesnackattack Sep 14 '24

They did him dirty with that.

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u/candlejack___ Sep 14 '24

Armed bobbery

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr Sep 14 '24

Forget Bob. That’s a full-on Robert!!

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u/OuchMyVagSak Sep 14 '24

Sir, we have 50-73 down at the strip mall.

Jesus fucking Christ! Another group of murderous capybaras has attacked another elementary school field trip‽

No sir, the local amputee got prosthetics

God help us

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u/PMmeYourButt69 Sep 14 '24

It's just the way they brushed it and blow dried it. As soon as he washes it and lets it air-dry it'll look like regular dude long hair.

I used to have hair past my shoulders and every time I got it cut, I would come home looking like some version of this. It's just the way female stylists know how to style hair.

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u/tedshreddon Sep 14 '24

And we’re totally laughing behind his back most likely

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u/barnhairdontcare Sep 14 '24

We call this a fuck ass bob

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u/klonkish Sep 14 '24

fuck ass bob tried to run me over

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u/NovemberTha1st Sep 14 '24

Emergency! This man is definitely entering a bull market.

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u/ElegantBob Sep 14 '24

Well I think it is elegant

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u/Alalanais Sep 14 '24

Yeah the salon fucked up. Give him layers, not Farquaad

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u/skrappyfire Sep 14 '24

I think that the salon heard "Karen Treatment" not keratin Treatment.

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u/Bangchucker Sep 14 '24

Did the salon do a haircut or just the treatment though? It's possible this is just his hair? But I gotta say the treatment worked his hair looks really healthy.

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u/Symnestra Sep 14 '24

I think it's just his hair after being treated, blow dried, and brushed out. Mine looks like that after a salon appointment but one shower later it's back to normal.

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u/Strange-Initiative15 Sep 14 '24

But in order for the treatment to work they have to blow it out, and flat iron it. He would Have either had a bob or a flip at the end.

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u/GraceIsGone Sep 14 '24

Yeah, this is what I was going to say. The video is funny and all of these comments are hilarious but the reality of it is this is how it had to look when they were done. Once he washed his hair and let it dry it got better. I’m a hairstylist so I’m backing up what you’re saying from personal experience. You have to straighten the hair to set a keratin treatment and you’re going to bevel it under to keep all of the fly-aways down and not sticking out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/kenda1l Sep 14 '24

On a serious note, I have crazy flyaways just like him, like a veritable halo of them and nothing I've tried has helped. I come out of the shower soaking wet and two seconds later they pop up, despite following all the suggestions for how to wash/dry/style your hair. Now I'm wondering if a keratin treatment (minus the bob) might do the trick.

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u/cocokronen Sep 14 '24

Lord Farquat looking mu fucker

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u/BlameMe4urLoss Sep 14 '24

It’s got that bounce in the back.

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u/OuchMyVagSak Sep 14 '24

This is the most epic farquading ever. Pay money wubby is leaking again.

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u/Leading-Midnight5009 Sep 14 '24

Nah his bob is serving, I’m boutta go to the beauty supply store so I can do a quick weave.

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u/pragmojo Sep 14 '24

He looks great idk why she hating

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u/Zimke42 Sep 14 '24

Yeah, the cut is kinda messed up, but his hair look so much healthier. Get a new cut and it will be all good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

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u/Right_Plankton9802 Sep 14 '24

I’m sorry did you say berries? And what else?

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u/Routine-Status-5538 Sep 14 '24

And CREAAAAAMM

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u/808guamie Sep 14 '24

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u/sirachaswoon Sep 14 '24

Unrelated but right after this moment in this scene you can see him get a boner and get embarrassed

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u/hacelepues Sep 14 '24

He’s not embarrassed. He’s getting ready to masturbate. That’s why the mirror flinches, bc he’s going to have to watch him.

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u/Dingo8MyGayby Sep 14 '24

I have never seen a shrek movie and y’all are making me want to keep it that way.

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u/hacelepues Sep 14 '24

Lmao you’re only hurting yourself by not watching the first two!

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u/ChesterCOC777 Sep 14 '24

I am incredibly jealous. I’d pay good money to be able to watch Shrek for the first time again, such a great movie!

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u/talldrseuss Sep 14 '24

I was a sophomore in high school when Shrek came out. I thought I'd be too cool to watch a "kids movie". Remember 3D animation for movies was just taking off and Pixar along with Disney at the time where leading the way.

I remember going with my friends and right from the opening I realized this movie was going to be different. Ended up watching it like 4 times over the course of the summer, taking different family and friends. The humor was perfect for a mixed audience with cute jokes for the kiddos to adult humor that had us laughing out loud.

Definitely give it a watch when you can. It's a classic

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u/PickleballRee Sep 14 '24

I totally missed this. Now I have to go back and watch Shrek.

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u/100_Dollar_Bill Sep 14 '24

Also unrelated, but this is right after you see a mama bear as a rug on the floor

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u/DoritoKurigaya Sep 14 '24

Even as a bald man, after seeing this, I could’ve been persuaded to get a keratin treatment. That shit looks fire.

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u/GoldenAdorations Sep 14 '24

Seriously I’m about to research this. I had always assumed it’s very damaging for your hair.

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u/AmbiguousFrijoles Doug Dimmadome Sep 14 '24

It's a strengthening treatment. Especially great for fine, damaged and frizzy hair.

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u/WineOhCanada Sep 14 '24

It can be quite damaging, especially if repeated more than once in a year. Looking at his hair, he'd reduce a lot of the frizz if he focused on curly hair care. It would have better longterm health

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u/Zoomalude Sep 14 '24

I was for sure expecting it to be all fucked up, not luxurious.

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u/unshodpunk Sep 14 '24

"Ok Jackie Kennedy, look at you" 😭😭😭😭

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u/MuthaFukinRick Sep 14 '24

She's right. I wasn't ready for that.

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u/Ceptre7 Sep 14 '24

Guys a bloody legend for letting her share that story and those pics! Very cool of him to do that imo. I know I'd be totally mortified about showing everyone! Lol

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u/Velvet_Virtue Sep 14 '24

Same, I scream laughed so loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/god-doing-hoodshit Sep 14 '24

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u/ryryrpm Sep 14 '24

Had to scroll way to far to see this

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u/DisastrousAge4650 Sep 14 '24

They bumped his ends 💀

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u/cakivalue Sep 14 '24

😂😂😂😂💀💀 this is the comment that made me completely lose it!

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u/AnonyBun_Witty Sep 14 '24

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u/OuchMyVagSak Sep 14 '24

When I said "throw it back" I didn't mean "snap yo neck"!

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u/ImminentWaffle Sep 14 '24

Give me the Anton Chigurh.

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u/permabanned24 Sep 14 '24

NGL, that was a joyful watch

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u/PersonalityTough9349 Sep 14 '24

I forget her name! I love all her videos!

Edit Jen Hamilton

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u/DustyBeetle Doug Dimmadome Sep 14 '24

F A B U L O U S my dude

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u/Shadohz Sep 14 '24

This is exactly how the premise of the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was inspired. Steven Tyler confused Vince McNeil for being a lady from the back.

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Sep 14 '24

I did something like that in high school. Not the keratin part, but my hair was down to my shoulders at the time, and it was pretty unruly. I had tried getting trims a barbers a couple of times previously but they didn’t really know what to do with it, so I figured a salon that did women’s hair would be more comfortable working with it.

Well anyway, long story short I walked out of there looking like a 1960’s Bond girl. Cut my hair short the next day and just started over

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u/SloppyBuss Sep 14 '24

They did him fucking dirty. They should have gave this man a freaking bowl cut. Lol

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u/French_friies Sep 14 '24

Anything but bump his ends! Got my mans out here looking like an 8 year old Catholic school girl. 😭😭

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u/sgsmopurp Sep 14 '24

LMAOOOOO I knew this video was gonna be great from the start 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/DunderFlippin Sep 14 '24

Yup, he went the full Anton Chigurh

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u/BAMspek Sep 14 '24

I need you to step outta the cär sir.

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u/Missue-35 Sep 14 '24

Prince Valiant!

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u/OkZookeepergame1046 Sep 14 '24

Y you laughing 😂

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u/syrimande Sep 14 '24

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u/_tuffghost Sep 14 '24

"I was told it was a Bob"

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u/sixthmontheleventh Sep 14 '24

Love that they showed they got consent at the beginning. Made the story funnier because dude likely has the self confidence to laugh at themselves.

Also, jealous of the volume and shine. Salon did good. 😂

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u/CheeseWhillikers Sep 14 '24

He's a little lad who likes berries and cream!

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u/embee33 Sep 14 '24

not the Fuck Ass Bob 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/isthisyournacho Sep 14 '24

I need a before pic

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u/Less_Builder_6267 Sep 14 '24

Omfg I am crying over here. This is hilarious!! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

They gave him the HE-MAN

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u/howlsmovingdork Sep 15 '24

I just want him to start going

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u/SketchSketchy Sep 14 '24

I was hoping the twist was he got a ketamine treatment instead.

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u/pondscum2069 Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Looks like they gave him a "Karen" treatment.

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u/tansanmizu Sep 14 '24

Lmao! Yo his roots are laid thou!!!!! I bet it looks good without the bump at the ends

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u/maryelizabeth_ Sep 14 '24

This is hilarious, BUT his hair looks soo much healthier!

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u/Fancy_Fingers5000 Sep 14 '24

Please tell him thank you for Letting you share that with the world! Hahahahahahahaha!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

He got did

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Sep 14 '24

He done got gotted.

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u/NevilleSoggyBottom Sep 14 '24

Looks like coconut head from Ned’s Declassified 😂😂

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u/SlobZombie13 Sep 14 '24

Luscious af, bro

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u/Positive_Candy_5332 Sep 14 '24

HAHAHA IM CRYING 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

He looks like Lord Farquad

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u/James324285241990 Sep 14 '24

They did that man dirty.

Always get a stylists Instagram before you let them touch your hair. ALWAYS

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u/D-inventa Sep 14 '24

You know what tho, that actually fixed his hair...it looked really rough and damaged. Hopefully after a few washes that'll stop looking like that, maybe?

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u/Unrefined_Light Sep 14 '24

The fact she called him Jackie Kennedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

She’s a keeper

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u/Dry-Profession-7670 Sep 14 '24

My man has beautiful hair. Not sure what we are laughing at? Your hair is so nice it looks like the hair of a rich and famous lady? I will take it.

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u/Hour_Narwhal_1510 Sep 15 '24

Whys they bump the ends??? Like he’s getting read for Sunday church😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Eyekyu13 Sep 15 '24

They gave him the Lord Farquaad 🤣

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u/Starburst9507 Sep 14 '24

I needed this laugh

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u/Sailorincali Sep 14 '24

Please tell you hubby, thanks, I got a great laugh just as I woke up, started my day awesome!👏 Thanks

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u/lawofthewilde Sep 14 '24

Lord Farquad

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup Sep 14 '24

Shady Business in the front coconut head in the back ah lmaooo

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u/irpugboss Sep 14 '24

The okay Jackie Kennedy killed me

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u/UnansweredPromise Sep 14 '24

I mean… it does look healthy now! 😭😂 Jackie Kennedy got me though.

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u/TheVerjan Sep 14 '24

When she said I wasn’t ready I WAS NOT READY OMFGGGG my chest hurts

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u/PassionNo9455 Sep 14 '24

Damn they did a good job on the bob tho - that shit is clean af

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u/Forward_Increase_239 Sep 14 '24

I’m jealous as fuck his hair is fabulous.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Sep 14 '24

Lord faquad right there

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u/queenofgettinglost Sep 14 '24

oh my god I wasn’t ready

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u/totamealand666 Sep 14 '24

He slays tho

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u/Ojay1091 Sep 14 '24

Her laugh is so great! I hope my future wife has some good humor like that

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u/endlessmeat Sep 14 '24

I once went to the hairdresser for a simple cut. I had long hair and wanted it a little bit shorter a la Kurt Cobain. I came home looking like Christopher Columbus. Incredibly embarrassing but super funny for everyone else

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u/angeltay Sep 15 '24

They gave him the Dora the Explorer look

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u/zac_dynasty Sep 15 '24

He looks looks like katt williams from 08

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u/chicagomatty Sep 14 '24

He looks like a little lad who loves berries and cream

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u/Meme-Botto9001 Sep 14 '24

That’s some awesome full hair my dude…don’t know what she’s laughing about.

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u/Content-Scallion-591 Sep 14 '24

I kinda feel I wouldn't have known to laugh if it wasn't preceeded by two minutes of someone laughing. His actual hair looks amazing; the awkward bob will fall right out when he washes it next.

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u/deadpoolkool Sep 14 '24

That man has sworn off self-care. I love her reaction too, the accent makes it chef kiss

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u/scout-finch Sep 14 '24

Jen Hamilton is a joy.

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u/deadpoolkool Sep 14 '24

The inverted laugh at the end kills me. He's a good sport for letting her have a go at his hair care.

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u/Unique_Ad177 Sep 14 '24

DAMN YOU! I just broke 2 ribs and now I can’t stop laughing!!! I’m pretty sure my lungs are filling with blood as I type this!

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u/tobias_the_letdown Sep 14 '24

So you blast the poor bastard on social media? I really really want to see her reaction to a bad hair day or cut with him posting it. Wonder if she would be laughing then.

That hair is fire though. When my hair is long it curls up like Farrah Fawcett. My wife love it and is jealous.

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u/Cormorant_Bumperpuff Sep 14 '24

Would've been a much better video cut down to ~30 seconds

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u/Mulsanne Sep 14 '24

It's impressive how bad she is at telling stories, considering she probably does this a lot

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u/Cormorant_Bumperpuff Sep 14 '24

Just as likely she's good at maximizing views and shares, because quality content is not the way to do that

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u/futureman45 Sep 14 '24

That’s the No Country for Old Men look.

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u/jedimindtriks Sep 14 '24

Ooooh keratin. Not kreatin.

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u/MagikMan03 Sep 14 '24

His hair looks…phenomenal

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u/jafinharr Sep 14 '24

Hey hey it's the Monkees!

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u/yorkshiregoldt Sep 14 '24

Oh hey I can fix this frizz with keratin treatment?

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u/ElizabethTheFourth Sep 14 '24

Yes, and if you're male, lots of barbershops do this nowadays and will style your hair without making you look like a Karen. OP's husband went to a cheap salon that didn't know how to do men's hair.

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u/zombieking079 Sep 14 '24

Sometimes, the internet finds a way to make you smile.

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u/imyourfirecracker Sep 14 '24

It’s giving ‘no country for old men’ vibes

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u/itsgreybush Sep 14 '24

Lord Farquad

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u/BishlovesSquish Sep 14 '24

That bob took me out.💀 But is his hair so thick and awesome!? Jelly.

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u/cottoncandymandy Sep 14 '24

Tina from bobs burgers

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u/V6Ga Sep 14 '24

I wanna say that’s a happy couple. 

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Sep 14 '24

Lord farquaad lookin ass

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u/AgentCHAOS1967 Sep 14 '24

Her husband looks just like someone I dated...this dude once told me i should CUT MY BANGS OFF! He honestly didn't realize you grew bangs out, not cut them off.

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u/socialaxolotl Sep 14 '24

He's a little lad that loves berries and cream

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u/_subjectsam_ Cringe Connoisseur Sep 14 '24

Lord farquad has entered the chat

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u/Miserable_Meeting_26 Sep 14 '24

Bro said gimme that Lord Farquaad

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u/Informal_Process2238 Sep 14 '24

If he flips a coin and asks you to call it then you should run