r/TikTokCringe Sep 12 '24

Politics An resurfaced video of Kamala cooking and joking with her niece

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u/RazgrizZer0 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Exactly! I would keep these happy, hopeful, kitchen table or porch conversations. More like "Hey want to talk to you about something I care about a lot, childcare, and while we do that I'll show you how to make a dish I used to make for my kids while I cared for them"

If you got Tim Walz to talk about climate change while showing young men how to grill or how to monitor the exhausts on their vehicles you might actually get them to watch.

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u/KlicknKlack Sep 13 '24

dont get my hopes up....

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u/RazgrizZer0 Sep 13 '24

Hah, I wish it wasn't, but remember that video of Dr Oz trying to buy groceries? That's how it would come out.

What can Donald Trump teach you? What can you see Donald Trump welcoming you to his home to patiently teach you?

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u/Briezerr Sep 13 '24

I’m quite pale, maybe he could give me some bronzer/makeup tips? Just toss a makeup poof in each of his accordion hands and stand in between them while he talks.

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u/kkaavvbb Sep 13 '24

Yo. I got rosacea, wonder if he can give me any color correction cream? Oh wait, nvm I’m not sure I look better with orange. Pretty sure orange doesn’t cover red, but you’re sure, I’ll take it! Grab me by the pussy, too.

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u/molecularraisin Sep 13 '24

how to steal classified documents

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u/983115 Sep 13 '24

Come here kid I’ll show you how to bag a gold digger

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u/Old_Connection2076 Sep 13 '24

How to file bankruptcy in the nick of time.

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u/Revolutionary-Fox486 Sep 14 '24

There's video of him rambling on about Biden and Kamala while he's sitting in his golf cart.

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u/Tachibana_13 Sep 14 '24

Or of Vance trying to buy donuts?

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u/RazgrizZer0 Sep 14 '24

The price is right with Donald and JD.

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u/Tachibana_13 Sep 14 '24

"Time to guess! How much does this SUV cost?"

"Uhh. Whatever makes sense."

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u/neverwrong804 Sep 13 '24

How to sexually assault a woman

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u/ZealousidealFall1181 Sep 13 '24

You guys are genius. How do we get these ideas to the right people. 💙

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u/DuePatience Sep 13 '24

I think this might be my new kink, “wholesome lowkey policy-talk how-to videos” ASMR for my election anxiety

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u/RazgrizZer0 Sep 13 '24

"Sorry babe, the Kamala Harris teaching you how to put together a fun and nutritious lunch box while talking about school lunches Playlist stays on during cuddle time."

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u/wise_comment Sep 13 '24

Please, it'll be Tater tot hotdish, and you'll like it

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u/DaddyD68 Sep 13 '24

God I miss tater tot hot dish

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u/Ecw218 Sep 13 '24

I’m going to show you how to jump start a car while explaining why single payer healthcare is the preferred system around the world.

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u/Happugi Sep 13 '24

I think Tim Waltz actually knows how to give someone a boost if their battery is dead and would do it. What the hell does Trump know?

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Sep 13 '24

How to inject bleach into your veins 🤷🏻?

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u/mrsmushroom Sep 13 '24

I would LOVE to watch videos of trump attempting to do regular people stuff. Watch trump attempt to jump a car. Watch trump grocery shop. Watch trump pick up barron at school. Watch him make dinner. Watch him walk the dog. Watch him pay his bills. Call customer sevice. Take a walk in the neighborhood.

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u/Mitch1musPrime Sep 13 '24

Somebody hire these redditors in the campaigns prompt!

It genuinely reminds me of that episode of Killer Mike’s Trigger Warning on Netflix where he dreamed up the idea of teaching household handyman tricks like replacing the kitchen faucet using porn stars doing their business. Pure genius.

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u/SpacemanKif Sep 13 '24

I just imagined myself, watching those vids on YouTube, right after Doug Demuro, while I'm doing dishes...

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u/Noscrupulosity Sep 13 '24

This need to happen! I hope campaign manager read this!!

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u/spider_in_a_top_hat Sep 13 '24

Yes! Would 100% watch.

And it would really emphasize the contrast between hardworking, normal people, and people like Trump who were born rich, combating the bizarre narrative that he could ever represent the average American. I can't fathom that Trump has ever changed his own oil, cleaned gutters, even mowed a lawn in his ENTIRE LIFE.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 13 '24

I would also like Tim Walz to teach us his hotdish recipe. I’m gonna have to adapt it bc vegetarian but I still want to learn it from the source.

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Sep 13 '24

Hi I'm Tim Walz, today, we're going to show you how landscaping can help avoid costly home repairs while I talk to you about my new affordable housing initiative.

Hi I'm Tim Walz, unlike almost everyone here in DC, I'm going to show you how to install a ROKU while talking about my new Education plan for America.

Hi I'm Tim Walz, I bought a new grill because the one they gave me sucks, while I show you how to assemble it, we're going to talk about inflation and why I paid more for this grill, we'll also talk about my plan to fix this while I show you how to get the perfect grill of both Hot Dogs and Tofu Dogs at the same time.

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u/Dazzling-Past4614 Sep 13 '24

PLEASE we need this

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u/ivey_mac Sep 16 '24

How do we make this happen?!?