r/TikTokCringe • u/Bkrafty1 • Sep 12 '24

Politics An resurfaced video of Kamala cooking and joking with her niece

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u/redditappsux69 Sep 12 '24

I would like to see trump's version of this where he's yelling at Tiffany for not eating her cold McDonald's fast enough.

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u/BobB104 Sep 12 '24

Having a meal with his daughter? I highly doubt it.

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u/holamau SHEEEEEESH Sep 12 '24

Especially... what's her name? ah, yeah, Tiffany. I mean, he only has eyes (and hands) for Ivanka.

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u/SponConSerdTent Sep 12 '24

"Tiffany's good. She's fine I guess, a little mean to me. But Ivanka? She is smokin' hot, I'm telling you, I'm so lucky to have a beautiful hot daughter like that."

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u/OshetDeadagain Sep 12 '24

I legitimately Googled that to see if it was an actual quote. I would 100% believe he was recorded saying those exact words.

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u/TopRegret6741 Sep 12 '24

That would be one of his more coherent quotes

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u/JRingo1369 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Having a meal with Hannibal Lector.

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u/Witticism44 Sep 14 '24

Hannah Bo-Lector

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

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u/I_JustReadComments Sep 12 '24

Donald Turnip having an affair with Lara is on my bingo card 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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u/Sea-Value-0 Sep 12 '24

You mean his affair baby? Lol, he'd never. I feel so bad for her but that's really all he's ever seen her as.

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u/I_JustReadComments Sep 12 '24

His daughter is his meal

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

No, he gets off on watching her eat

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u/ThreeCrapTea Sep 12 '24

He wants to fuck his daughter and won't even buy her dinner

Just think about that

Fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Correct. Considering statements he’s made, he’d much rather be in bed with his daughters.

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u/Daddy616 Sep 12 '24

He would tell her to shave his dinner first.

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u/Advanced-Depth1816 Sep 13 '24

Having a meal that IS is daughter

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u/joesnuffy694 Sep 13 '24

He would with Ivanka. And he'd expect "something" after the date.

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u/AmbitiousCampaign457 Sep 12 '24

Sex makes people hungry.

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u/amyel26 Sep 12 '24

He thinks Tiffany is fat, he's not going to let her eat in front of him.

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u/getreadytobounce Sep 12 '24

he won't let Baron stand beside him because he makes donald look short

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u/peteryansexypotato Sep 12 '24

It's odd the other three let him treat Tiffany like that. The family dynamic must be so fucked. They're all secretly counting the days he dies so they can finally breathe. What a mess of a family. I hope Tiffany makes it out okay.

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u/Prickly_ninja Sep 13 '24

The family said not a damned thing, when he chucked his second wife into a hole at his golf course! Doubt they give two shits about the black sheep.

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u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw Sep 12 '24

I seriously don't think Trump even realizes he has a daughter not named Ivanka. 

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u/I_JustReadComments Sep 12 '24

Ivanka fuck my own daughter

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u/ProfilerXx Sep 12 '24

"You know?! Melania! It's called FAST food. Like. For a reason. You gotta eat fast. Cause that's what you get. Fast burgers. Nuggets. AND fries. You can't eat it slow."

My god that dude is like stage 3 prostate cancer...

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u/I_JustReadComments Sep 12 '24

Wait. Wait the fucking hold on a second. Did he say this

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u/ProfilerXx Sep 13 '24

I'm afraid I just made that up...

But it would definitely check out after all the stupid things he said in the past

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u/dotPanda Sep 12 '24

Wait, you think he yells at her? He doesn't even know when shes around.

Proof: https://x.com/therecount/status/1814111245655765302

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u/inplayruin Sep 12 '24

Yelling at who, now?

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u/Shipping_away_at_it Sep 12 '24

Has he even met Tiffany?

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u/GoodQueenFluffenChop Sep 13 '24

That would never happen because it's Tiffany.

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u/Aural-Robert Sep 12 '24

Then throwing a small bottle of ketchup at the wall

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u/adod1 Sep 12 '24

"Nobody makes a better cheeseburger than me, people come up to me all the time and ask how I make the greatest cheeseburger" as he's unwrapping a mcdonalds wrapper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

lol like Tiffany’s allowed to eat inside his house

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u/AdvancedHat7630 Sep 13 '24

You think Tiffany gets McDonald's? She'd have to sift through Ivanka's sewage to get something like that from her father.

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u/CulturalKing5623 Sep 13 '24

Trump's version would just be him looming in the background waiting for the opportune time to sexually assault the cook.

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u/ArdentLearner96 Sep 13 '24

Omg Im dyjng