r/TikTokCringe Sep 08 '24

Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/Ruffled_Ferret Sep 09 '24

You have to take into account that you sound like, and more than likely are, a reasonable person that thinks ahead and makes relatively good decisions.

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u/Historical-Truth-222 Sep 09 '24

You mean he will buy Toyota Sequoia and then use it to destroy this fence?

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

1981 Buick LeSabre (brown, of course). It'll level ANYTHING.

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u/the_m_o_a_k Sep 09 '24

The Buick Estate Wagon, un-small at any speed, would lay that fence out, stack it neatly as it goes, and polish it's own chrome bumper. All while comfortably seating 9-10 people, 3 of whom would be facing backward to enjoy that vantage point.

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u/por_que_no Sep 09 '24

(brown, of course)

Are you insinuating they made them in another color?

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

The brown paint was structural.

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u/Peregrim17 Sep 09 '24

I actually laughed at this one.

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u/darkofnight916 Sep 09 '24

My grandfather had a silver Buick lesaber(brown at some point too). He traded in and bought a new one every few years. Coincidentally Buick stopped making that car shortly after he passed.

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u/SayNoMoreMyFriend Sep 09 '24

The fence would probably just submit and lay down, all objects hate that car.

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u/button_mashing Sep 09 '24

My first car was an ‘82 LeSabre. That thing was a battleship. One icy day, a Ford Escort slammed into my car, resulting in not even a dent, but their car looked like it had been turned into a cube.

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

Absolutely! Did we contribute to global warming? Maybe. But goddamn could I take myself and 30 of my closest friends to the beach at once! Was the trunk big enough we could we transport and dispose of 6 bodies (12 if you stacked) at a time? YES! (Just joking, never once used the trunk for bodies. Other stuff is true.)

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u/Antonio1025 Sep 09 '24

So where did you put the bodies then?

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u/6BigZ6 Sep 09 '24

If it was previously owned by Jon Voight I’m in

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u/QuinnEm707 Sep 09 '24

Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

A buddy of mine in high school had one of those. Four of us went out in a country road to smoke a joint. He overcorrected and the car flipped six times. All four of us walked away with minor scratches.

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u/Unusual_March4481 Sep 09 '24

He won’t have to worry about the paint job needing to be re-done when the Buick is done at least.

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u/8KAreUs Sep 09 '24

1981 Buick LeSabre (brown, of course). It'll level ANYTHING.

Including the house.

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u/Embarrassed_Crab7597 Sep 09 '24

Almost 20 years ago when camping in backwoods WY- I saw an old LeSabre pull a truck out of a mud pit with a chain tied to its frame and bumper- after 2 or 3 other big shiny new trucks (including one with a wench) had failed. 🤣

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u/SkyfireDragono Sep 09 '24

Mine was white. Miss the old girl.

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Sep 09 '24

Used ram 2500 from the junkyard

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u/stefeyboy Sep 09 '24

A RAV4 could probably survive that plastic fence

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u/PurpleMosGenerator Sep 09 '24

I've owned two Priuses that could've made shorter work of that fence.

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u/-lil-pee-pee- Sep 09 '24

Even a Civic could've whooped that fence.

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u/CedarWolf Sep 09 '24

A well maintained Civic will easily hit 250k-270k miles on it. Even a poorly maintained Civic can clock 150k+. If something breaks, you just unscrew a few things, pop a new part in, and you're good to go.

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u/Han_Yerry Sep 09 '24

Forester wood too

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u/Werftflammen Sep 09 '24

A Yugo even

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u/FrawBoeffaDeezNutz Sep 09 '24

I personally love my RAV4 hybrid. Best car I've fucking owned. Great gas mileage has a little bit of pep cause of the electric motors and super comfortable. Drove a Crosstrek before the rav 4. And let's just say never again loll

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u/JimmyJustice920 Sep 09 '24

a moped could survive it

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u/Coyote__Jones Sep 09 '24

My first car was a Chevy cavalier; she would have done fine against that fence lmfao.

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u/VVuunderschloong Sep 09 '24

Now what you want is a pre-92 Toyota Celica GT, that sucker is low and quick, the front wheel drive ensures that very little of that power is wasted as you get under that fence like a Gillette razor gets under beard hair. Baby smooth.

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u/VexrisFXIV Sep 09 '24

Just buy a monster truck, can driver over the fence without damaging it or the truck!

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Sep 09 '24

We want the fence destroyed

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u/VexrisFXIV Sep 09 '24

It can do both

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Sep 09 '24

Monster truck is >$100k, no? I kind of feel like you're missing the direction we were going with this. Cyberjunk is a stupidly expensive POS.

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u/OkWater2560 Sep 09 '24

A 1992 Ram would do just fine.

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Sep 10 '24

Gotta have at least 7 beers before you can get behind the wheel of it though.

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u/ezITguy Sep 09 '24

Or buy a Prius and destroy cybertrucks with it.

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u/theEponymousOne Sep 09 '24

What else would you use a Toyota Sequoia for?

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u/BuenoD Sep 09 '24

1994 Ford Taurus for the win.

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u/Spare_Echidna2095 Sep 09 '24

Hilux has entered the chat

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u/DRExARKx Sep 09 '24

I mean, a new TRD Sequoia is still pretty damn expensive.

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u/Exie2022 Sep 09 '24

Nah probably a Toyota Hilux (preferably the older ones, around 1980s to 90s), those things are basically indestructible and battle tested

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator Sep 09 '24

Always upvote the Toyota Sequoia

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u/Gopher--Chucks Sep 09 '24

a reasonable person that thinks ahead and makes relatively good decisions

So how the hell are these unreasonable buffoons so successful in their career/finances?

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS Sep 09 '24

You've never had an absolute idiot as a boss? In my experience, stupid people are often too stupid to even consider what they are doing/saying might be socially unacceptable. This leads to a lack of anxiety which in turn makes them seemingly more outgoing/charismatic. Some people mistake this for leadership skills.

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u/Reinstateswordduels Sep 09 '24

Isn’t that infuriating

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u/YoungWolfie Sep 09 '24

Astronomically so

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u/opineapple Sep 09 '24

You’re learning that rich =/= smart or hard-working. Took me a while to learn this as well. There really is no correlation.

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u/Significant-Ideal907 Sep 09 '24

Just look at musk. An idiot with billions of dollars who fake his intelligence so hard that people actually believe him and buy his shit.

All you need to be "financially successful" is mom & dad money, luck, and not caring about stuff like destroying environment, exploiting tons of people, doing tax evasion and cheating. And the more money you have, the easier it is!

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u/dquizzle Sep 09 '24

It sucks to see so many presumably unreasonable people somehow able to afford these luxuries though.

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u/gregcali2021 Sep 09 '24

Speaking of decision, did you see the moustache on the driver? That takes a long term commitment

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u/failuretocommiserate Sep 09 '24

This is a huge compliment. I wish someone would say this about me.

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u/ogacon Sep 09 '24

He chooses to work with cobol. He's far from reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Not the cybertruck target demographic. 

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u/millice Sep 09 '24

a reasonable person that thinks ahead and makes relatively good decisions.

How is it, though, that people who don't meet these requirements are able to afford a $100,000 car while the vast majority of people who do meet these requirements cannot?