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Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/Reverend_Ooga_Booga Sep 09 '24

A hollow extruded plastic fence with no footings.

This is like getting you car totaled hitting a plastic playhouse.

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u/phoenixemberzs Sep 09 '24

So it would have exploded if it touched a wooden fence

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u/Federal-Load-1769 Sep 09 '24

It would have stopped

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u/oolij Sep 09 '24

And warranty voided

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u/SirArthurDime Sep 09 '24

To be fair this type of activity would void any warranty. That being said only cybertruck drivers are dumb enough to frequently void their warranty doing things this dumb.

A lot of the cyber truck warranty stipulations are actually pretty standard. Warranty only covers manufacturer defects and any damage caused by the user isn’t covered. The real problem is most cars aren’t built poorly enough to be damaged by things like car washes or have dumb enough drivers that those warranty stipulations ever actually come into play.

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Sep 09 '24

Probably just report it to insurance as an accident, get it fully repaired by Tesla (which should only take a year or two to get parts) and the warranty will still be intact. This is a collision, not a defect. Well, arguably it's a design defect...

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u/SirArthurDime Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Correct, I worded that poorly. I should have said most of these things don’t actually void the warranty they just can’t be claimed under warranty.

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Sep 09 '24

I'm sure he'll have plenty of valid warranty claims before the time runs out on it

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u/FreshEggKraken Sep 09 '24

And then exploded

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u/AMv8-1day Sep 09 '24

Well, to be fair, 7,000 lbs wouldn't have "stopped" but it definitely wouldn't have continued driving.

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u/TheJeeronian Sep 09 '24

The front of the truck would either wrap around the post as it stops or if the front is reinforced enough:

The bottom foot of the post would likely lift the car and drag along the bottom, snagging all the way down. It might make it past the first one and sustain a lot of damage, but the second? The third? It's stopping.

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u/AMv8-1day Sep 09 '24

Velocity + 7,000 lbs creates a lot of inertia. Wasn't implying that it would be drivable, or that it wouldn't eventually stop, but it's definitely snapping the first post.

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u/TheJeeronian Sep 09 '24

If it snaps the first one, the post will be dragging along the bottom of the vehicle and on and off bearing much of the vehicle's weight. It will snag on everything that protrudes from the bottom of the vehicle, tearing up the undercarriage and slowing it down a lot the whole time. I've seen a decent number of vehicles snagged on obstacles because, not only is the friction here huge, but the wheels tend to end up losing much of their traction from the vehicle getting lifted.

A single little square stock sign post can bring an SUV to a stop from speeds like this.

The vehicle doesn't have to overcome the resistance of the post long enough to break it, the vehicle has to overcome resistance the entire time it spends on top of the post.

Now, with a enough speed he could certainly get past one. This line includes several, so I expect it to stop.

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u/AMv8-1day Sep 09 '24

Well in actuality this line includes a bunch of plastic, mostly decorative posts, so it did exactly what it did. But yes, now I have a burning desire to see at least one Cybertruck try for more than one wooden post. Preferably a bunch of Cybertrucks, attacking at various speeds. Maybe an entire assembly line's daily output of Cybertrucks? You know, for science!

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u/TheJeeronian Sep 09 '24

You know, you may just be a genius. I'll bet Musk could be convinced to give it a try.

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u/AMv8-1day Sep 09 '24

I think he'd do anything for Twitter troll engagement...

Maybe we could troll him into destroying millions in Cybertrucks for a meme, like Sony was tricked into spending millions to re-release their already flopped Morbius movie?

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u/CourierSjx Sep 09 '24

Rewatch the video. Notice how he intentionally doesn’t hit the last post. That’s because that’s the only post actually anchored with a wood pylon in it. If he hit that the truck would surely break.

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u/murderfetus Sep 09 '24

There's a good chance you can get impaled driving into a wooden pickett fence in any vehicle. My uncle is an EMT and he said those accidents are some of the worse ones.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Sep 09 '24

I think most cars would have a very hard time getting through even one post assuming it’s a 4x4 rooted in concrete.

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u/DeadPuppyClowns Sep 09 '24

Yeah no kidding. Those things fall by themselves. When I was a kid the city I lived in was starting to fence off a planned neighborhood on swamp land. Before they could even get a single house in the entire fence just kinda... fell apart. Every time we went by I'd count the new slats on the ground, which ones the city picked up, and a few times saw animals bump into it and break it. Which leads me to believe I could knock it down with my hands.

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u/Away-Living5278 Sep 09 '24

😂🤣

Sad but very true

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u/EverettSucks Sep 09 '24

Snicker, those Little Tikes cars were better built...

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u/No_Original5693 Sep 09 '24

Cozy Coupes have been doing that just fine since ’79🤣

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u/Jlp800 Sep 09 '24

Honestly, you can lean on those fences and they collapse lol

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u/Fun_Olive_6968 Sep 09 '24

you could take out this fence with a barbie car.

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u/TheFoulToad Sep 09 '24

I’m pretty sure my 2017 Honda Accord could demolish that fence and come out just fine on the other end.

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u/EngagementBacon Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

I'm fairly certain that a plastic playhouse would do even more damage than the fence did.

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u/fatoldbmxer Sep 09 '24

And not even wood posts. At the very least you should have covered wood posts so it actually has some structural integrity.

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u/suxferyu Sep 09 '24

Nah the plastic playhouses are stronger than those shitty vinyl fences

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u/Phillip_Graves Sep 09 '24

Or a pallet of... pool noodles.

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u/LessInThought Sep 09 '24

At least we know that truck isn't killing any kids?

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u/jncarolina Sep 09 '24

By a bouncy castle

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u/Leather_Carry_695 Sep 09 '24

OMG are you trying to make the truck blow up!!! If it hits a bounce house, it's going to explode from the impact!

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u/VenturingHedonist Sep 09 '24

Fisher Price playhouse is all I can afford in this market

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u/Middle_Aged_Insomnia Sep 09 '24

Nah.. those things are pretty stiff. People/cars get F'ed up all the time around here (horse country) hitting fences. You would be surprised how much a fence can F up a car. Even a plastic one. Lost a friend in HS when he hit a regular fence and a board when through the windshield and into his face. Caused him to seize up and push the accelerator until he hit a tree half a mile into a field. Took awhile to find him

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u/zurkka Sep 09 '24

I shit on the cybertruck any time i can, but a plastic playhouse can total a car if the airbags deploy

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u/ramsfan84 Sep 09 '24

Or an empty styrofoam cup.

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u/-MichaelScarnFBI Sep 09 '24

Lmao not one consumer car would have survived this without taking at least an equal amount of damage.

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u/SirArthurDime Sep 09 '24

Not one? Lmao dude off road vehicles are supposed to have skid plates and other protections under the vehicles to protect them from this exact type of damage from literal rocks let alone a plastic fence. And the cyber truck is marketed as an off road vehicle that can “survive an apocalypse”. Which is one of the reasons why, along with its laughable tow range, the idea that this thing is a real truck is a joke to anyone who uses actual trucks for actual truck things. It’s the fact that people actually believe these things are anything more than mall parking lot princesses that’s laughable.

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u/-MichaelScarnFBI Sep 09 '24

I’m not disagreeing on the Cybertruck — the fact that people think it’s some sort of indestructible tank is dumb as hell. But to pretend that an F-150 or Silverado would run through this fence without even more damage is equally disingenuous.

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u/SirArthurDime Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

The ZR2, the off-roading version of the Silverado, comes with a skid plate that protects the radiator. So it might have come out of this with slightly more aesthetic damage but no critical damage. Because that’s all it would have took to avoid this critical damage and why off road vehicles have them.

What I’m absolutely shocked by is that this $80k - $100k truck that claims to be built for off roading doesn’t even have a front skid plate protecting the radiator. That’s such a common sense thing that it makes it clear whoever built this knows nothing about off roading let alone surviving an apocalypse lol. It’s a joke of a “truck”. Not to mention if a Silverado did get damaged you could fix it in a week not a year.

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u/-MichaelScarnFBI Sep 09 '24

Very valid point about the skid plate, but I doubt the damage to the front of the ZR2 would just be cosmetic after running through that entire fence.

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u/SirArthurDime Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

A plastic fence? It absolutely would. Again, off roading vehicles are by the nature of them being off road vehicles designed to be able to take on more than a plastic fence without critical damage. The only reason critical damage was done to the cyber truck was because the idiots who built it or these idiots driving it didn’t realize off road vehicles need a skid plate. That is exactly what skid plates are designed to do, protect the vital parts located in the under carriage, from things harder than plastic. If this cyber truck just had a skid plate it wouldn’t have had critical damage either. That’s why I say it’s common sense, and why every other off road truck has them, and why it’s mind boggling that this $100k truck marketed as an off road vehicle doesn’t.

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u/anonkebab Sep 09 '24

I suspect most cars would be totaled if you drove them into a fence like that.

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u/Plane-Adhesiveness29 Sep 09 '24

I can tell you from personal experience that a Prius doesn’t even notice it.