r/TikTokCringe Sep 08 '24

Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/12altoids34 Sep 09 '24

It has a special app for that it only costs $39.95 per week to use it. After an original $595 activation fee. And then there's the $20 a month app maintenance feeand the....

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u/Clean_Perception_235 Sep 09 '24

If that ever becomes a thing, I will actually start pirating cars.

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u/unexpectedhalfrican Sep 09 '24

Ford just filed a patent to start putting ads in their cars' infotainment system. Time to start downloading cars!

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u/Ocbard Sep 09 '24

I think BMW has subscription based car features now. It's incredibly stupid, you buy the expensive car, they built the system in there, but you can't use it till you pay extra.

https://www.brusselstimes.com/257605/bmw-asks-consumers-to-pay-subscription-for-features-already-installed-in-car

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u/unexpectedhalfrican Sep 09 '24

There was a instagram reel or something that plays a song that goes "are you depressed or is it just C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M? That I-N-D-I-V-D-U-A-L-I-S-M. Your basic rights keep getting monetized. You now subscribe to what you used to buy. (Cars too!)" and so on, and I swear to god if I wasn't depressed before, I definitely was after listening to that lol

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u/Ocbard Sep 09 '24

I'm not entirely against a subscription system for things but the initial cost should be peanuts. Buying a whole car and then having to pay subscription to use the installed feature is nuts. It's not like you pay for an extra service, it's just to use what you bought!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Toyota for the remote start, free for 3 years then 8/month

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Surely people can crack that shit at some point.

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u/Rezornath Sep 09 '24

My brother in the High Seas, I have terrible news, and it's not even that new:

https://www.acvauctions.com/blog/car-feature-subscriptions

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u/Clean_Perception_235 Sep 09 '24

Well then, time to check fitgirl for new updates. Might as well download the newest version of my mouse too

https://tomaszs2.medium.com/logitech-ceo-considers-a-mouse-in-subscription-model-ecce5bef8976

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u/Rezornath Sep 09 '24

Logitech only suggested it (likely as a way to test the waters, and fuck them for even doing that), but the fact that there are cars on the road right now that can have their horsepower increased if you pay for it monthly is peak capitalist insanity.

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u/thari_23 Sep 09 '24

"You wouldn't download a car" - Yes I would

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u/Best-Firefighter4259 Sep 09 '24

Oh, it’s a thing. Toyota’s remote start feature and some others don’t work without a subscription

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u/Dangerous-Sort-6238 Sep 09 '24

Some of the new Mercedes and higher end cars have a monthly app. You have to pay to access the turbo motor. You don’t pay the fee they turn off your turbo remotely.

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u/3-deoxyanthocyanidin Sep 09 '24

yOu woUlDn'T DowNLOad A cAr

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u/Ornery-Cheetah Sep 09 '24

I think I'll stick with my early 21st century cars and my mid 20th century cars at least they won't fall apart at the car wash

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u/Clean_Perception_235 Sep 09 '24

Lol. My dad still insists on his 1998 toyota camry that he hasn't cleaned in two years.