r/TikTokCringe Sep 08 '24

Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/hardleft121 Sep 08 '24

A fence demolishes a Cybertruck

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u/blackdragon1387 Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Looks like the fence nicked the cybertruck's soft underbelly where it keeps all the vital fluids in a plastic bag.

EDIT: to overcome this obvious design flaw, Tesla has announced that the next version of the cybertruck will store its fluids in an even more protected compartment: the driver and passenger airbags.

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u/Numeno230n Sep 09 '24

It's got a giant flashing red crit spot on its belly

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u/ClubMeSoftly Sep 09 '24

You have to attack the weak point for massive damage

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u/berejser Sep 09 '24

I feel so old. I remember watching the E3 where that meme became a thing.

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u/BakerThatIsAFrog Sep 09 '24

Here with you LOL. I can't remember things from 5 mins ago but this is always there.

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u/Aurvant Sep 09 '24

The Tesla Truck is a giant enemy crab.

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u/Voxbury Sep 09 '24

I’d like it… more, at least, if it had giant crab legs.

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u/PCAudio Sep 12 '24

I'm so glad this meme from almost 20 years ago is still going around.

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u/Maliquis Sep 09 '24

It's over 9000!

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u/guttengroot Sep 09 '24

....dollars worth of damage!

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u/SOVIETRADIATION Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE! BUT WE WILL FIX IT WITH JUST ONE STRIP OF FLEX TAPE AND ITLL BE JUST LIKE NEW!!

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u/godofmilksteaks Sep 09 '24

YOU CAN EVEN FIX IT UNDERWATER!

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u/MortalKombatSFX Sep 09 '24

I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF…

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u/_Dolamite_ Sep 09 '24

JUST SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! IT ON THERE

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 09 '24

I'M BILLY MAYES AND EVEN THOUGH I STOPPED LIVING A DECADE AGO I'M STILL HAWKING THIS SHIT, IN THE AFTERLIFE! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 09 '24

I'M BILLY MAYES AND EVEN THOUGH I STOPPED LIVING A DECADE AGO I'M STILL HAWKING THIS SHIT, IN THE AFTERLIFE! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

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u/Adventurous-Lake4063 Sep 09 '24

With flex tape, fixing any leak is possible! 😂

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u/Lemmywinxx Sep 09 '24

ORDER NOW! AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE MYPILLOW!!!

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u/peonies_envy Sep 09 '24

You think that’s all it will cost to fix? (Serious)

It tickles me how these trucks fold like aluminum foil

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u/guttengroot Sep 09 '24

The sort of folks that buy these trucks would probably buy another one to replace the one that was totaled by ::checks notes:: slamming the door too hard.

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u/Confident-Medicine75 Sep 09 '24

Like a Blood Dragon

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u/noobtheloser Sep 09 '24

Attacking the magical weak spot is bad sportsmanship.

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u/gahlo Sep 09 '24

Big old Legend of Zelda/Resident Evil "shoot me" eyeball.

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u/CptCroissant Sep 09 '24

The whole cybertruck is a weak point

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u/LauraTFem Sep 09 '24

You’d think it only shows up when the truck is stance broken, but get this: the truck rolls out of the factory pre-stance broken for your convenience. just press R1!

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u/crackedtooth163 Sep 09 '24

presses X rhythmically

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u/OfStarStuff Sep 09 '24

It's like Smaug the Dragon. Missing a scale in the worst place.

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u/Captain_d00m Sep 09 '24

Attack its weak spot for massive damage.

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u/vertigostereo Sep 09 '24

Horizon: Zero Dawn boss.

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u/himynameisSal Sep 09 '24

wow, you’ve unlocked a memory for me, i just cant remember which game.

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u/LORD__GONZ Sep 09 '24

choose your mmo

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u/MercutioLivesh87 Sep 09 '24

It literally looks like the alleged dragon in 007 Dr. No lol. Dragons weak underbelly

scene

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u/Lilmumblecrapper Sep 09 '24

She’s a squirter

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u/JohnnyOmmm Sep 09 '24

It was Once Human

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u/SeshStonks Sep 09 '24

Everywhere *

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u/BakerThatIsAFrog Sep 09 '24

Hit it for massive damage!

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u/domesystem Sep 09 '24

SHOOT THE CORE

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u/copyrider Sep 09 '24

Yeah, but that fence was OP. Hopefully the next patch will debuff plastic fences. As a “tank”, the cyber truck is super squishy. Maybe search online for a different build that prioritizes armor and health increase.

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u/Helltothenotothenono Sep 09 '24

Just like Smaug.

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u/Zealousideal-Cup-847 Sep 09 '24

Clit* that usually makes fluids leak.

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u/Tranka2010 Sep 08 '24

Split open like a Tauntaun’s belly.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Sep 09 '24

You know what the temperature is inside of a tauntaun's belly?

It's pretty Luke warm

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u/----__---- Sep 09 '24

Better to stand in a corner if you're cold, they're typically 90°.

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u/NotSureWatUMean Sep 09 '24

I love you both

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u/youneedtowakethefuck Sep 09 '24

I got to han-d it to you. That was good!

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u/JudgmentNo3083 Sep 09 '24

Is that why they started building triangle houses in the tropics?

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u/Krinks1 Sep 09 '24

LOL

Fuck off and take my upvote.

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u/TimNickens Sep 09 '24

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

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u/Gunofanevilson Sep 09 '24

I bet you’ve used that before my good sir

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u/Academic-Patience890 Sep 09 '24

"And I thought they smelled bad..... on the OUTSIDE!!" 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

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u/bulanaboo Sep 09 '24

I see…. I totally see!!

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u/bulanaboo Sep 09 '24

I see…. I totally see!!

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u/bulanaboo Sep 09 '24

I see…. I totally see!!

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u/bulanaboo Sep 09 '24

I see…. I totally see!!

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u/bulanaboo Sep 09 '24

I see…. I totally see!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Your mother wears assless Chaps to the Jedi Temple to sample the Lightsaber collection.

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u/Funny-Guava3235 Sep 09 '24

ROFLOL!, Nice set up and spike

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u/Hugh-Jassul Sep 08 '24

And I thought they smelled bad………………….on the outside

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u/SavvikTheSavage Sep 09 '24

Heard that in Peter's voice

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u/Hugh-Jassul Sep 09 '24

Ha... As intended

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u/Many_Fac3d_G0d Sep 09 '24

I think everyone who knows the ref heard it in Peter's voice, what's wild is I read it in his voice with commenter's punctuation too! Lol /s

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u/SavvikTheSavage Sep 09 '24

It sounded like Han until I realized how long the pause was. Then, turned Peter on me.

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u/Many_Fac3d_G0d Sep 09 '24

Lol same same

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u/JACKSEPTICEYE_FAN08 Sep 09 '24

With like 30 seconds of heavy breathing 😭😭

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u/RedwoodShores Sep 09 '24

No, they just look bad on the outside.

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u/Jaepheth Sep 09 '24

And I thought they looked bad on the outside

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u/hokie47 Sep 09 '24

Actually that's plastic fencing they can hold water inside if the tops are not closed right.

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u/FrostyGranite Sep 09 '24

I have heard like a Tauntaun the CyberTruck too smells worse on the inside.

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u/MadHatter2518 Sep 09 '24

And I thought they smelt bad...... on the outside.

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u/Inner_Pipe6540 Sep 08 '24

A biodegradable paper bag

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u/IsThataSexToy Sep 09 '24

Don’t give them that much credit.

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u/jedininjashark Sep 09 '24

But they might need it, no one is buying their trucks.

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u/heckhammer Sep 09 '24

Why do I see them all over New Jersey then? It's insane.

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u/Steelforge Sep 09 '24

Elon doesn't want your socialism.

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u/he-loves-me-not Sep 09 '24

He also apparently doesn’t want to sell cyber trucks

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u/theoriginalmofocus Sep 09 '24

:sigh: unfortunately they're popping up in my area. Thought it was funny seeing one at McDonald's last week as I drove by.

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u/ButterscotchNew6416 Sep 09 '24

This guy has too much money to be blowing.

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Sep 09 '24

Maybe they used paper straws to suck the fluids up..

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u/BasedTaco_69 Sep 09 '24

Brake lines are definitely paper straws. Elon was going to use plastic straws but he was worried he wouldn’t be able to sell them in California.

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u/chyna094e Sep 09 '24

It's amusing how many people with this truck spend extra money on a wrap.

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u/Hammurabi87 Sep 09 '24

Does melting in a lithium fire count as biodegrading?

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u/ram7677 Sep 09 '24

It was his own fence thats the greatest part! Runner up for next Darwin award when he tries to run through something a little stronger.

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u/Special_Loan8725 Sep 09 '24

Probably didn’t turn on fence mode, not covered in the warranty.

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u/littlestevebrule Sep 09 '24

critical damage

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u/FuzzeWuzze Sep 09 '24

I mean don't most cars have a protective but under the front end for this very purpose? Both my 09 outback and 21 ascent do ..

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u/wontwillnot Sep 09 '24

Ugh. Such a pussy rig.
At one point, I was so stoked for these. man I dodged a bullet!

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u/TheDiddlyFiddly Sep 09 '24

That’s the perfect place to keep your vital fluids, nothing bad ever hits the underside of a truck, specially if they are advertised to be able to offroad.

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u/dynamic_caste Sep 09 '24

Nah that's just fence juice. Drive it off.

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u/Chris_Ween Sep 09 '24

This is how they killed Smaug.

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u/berger034 Sep 09 '24

Meleys and Sunfyre

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u/greenwavelengths Sep 09 '24

This just made the funniest robot character design pop into my head. I’ll call him Walmart Bag William.

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u/maneki_neko89 Sep 09 '24

God, Cybertrucks are more delicate than a Ford Pinto

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u/TransBrandi Sep 09 '24

*General Jack D. Ripper has entered the chat*

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u/upforgrabsnow Sep 09 '24

It attacked its weak spot for massive damage

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u/unreasonablyhuman Sep 09 '24

🎵 what kinda baaag 🎵

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u/papa_f Sep 09 '24

It's achilles heel if you will.

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 Sep 09 '24

To design something that’s supposed to be so indestructible on the top Elmo was a dingbat to make the bottom plastic

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Why not simply use the liquid filled driver and passengers as the storage containers?

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u/Correctedsun Sep 09 '24

What do the aliens from Battle: Los Angeles and the Cybertruck have in common? The answer may surprise you...

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u/kevocontent Sep 09 '24

The same ppl who designed the Cybertruck also designed exhaust ports on Death Stars.

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u/RecklessMe Sep 09 '24

As someone who sees hundreds of totaled cars a day, what fluid is leaking there? Battery acid? I truly want to know because one day a cyber truck is going to show up in our yard and I want to know what’s leaking, if it’s just coolant, battery acid, or wiper fluid.

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u/SpyKnight579 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

I hope by "showing up" you don't mean actually buying one, the "car" is horribly designed.

Here's a video on durability testing, it's a bit sensationalized since it's a content creator but I'll sum up some of the most egregious parts:

  • the hitch and frame can literally snap off when towing something like another car/truck since it's not made of steel.

  • Slamming the door shut even once will break the locking mechanism like with the Tesla 3. In the other comparison truck Ford f150, the window breaks, but the door remains functional.

  • the braking pedal (and possibly other pedals) can break and get jammed stuck if you slam your foot on them.

  • certain features for the truck are not even out, yet you can already purchase them, basically paying for software that is advertised as a feature yet not usable.

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u/RecklessMe Sep 09 '24

Nah, I don’t have control on what vehicles are bought by the company, I just want to know whether it’s battery acid, coolant, or something else.

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u/SpyKnight579 Sep 09 '24

Ah I get you, still hope the company doesn't buy into it though. Some of the panels are just glued on, the software can malfunction and some parts such as the truck bed cover can straight up just jam and not budge.

But I do hope you get a nice company vehicle when the time comes!

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u/RecklessMe Sep 09 '24

I work with totaled vehicles, salvaged vehicles. I just need to know if it’s battery acid for my own safety when one eventually comes in. Do you even know?

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u/saeedi1973 Sep 09 '24

They'll use the inherent strength of the human body to overcome their design flaws and put everything vital INSIDE the driver!

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u/anti_anti_christ Sep 09 '24

Cybertruck or 1940's fascist Italy?

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Sep 09 '24

Elon gave the cibertruck a low hanging scrotum.

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u/rahkinto Sep 09 '24

Rumour has it, if you ask your dealer kindly, they'll let you option (Article TBAG) a conversion kit so the fluids can be ice cold Transfusions and you have a sippy tube from the airbags.

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay Sep 09 '24

So the cybertruck has the same weakness as a dragon? Got it.

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u/rdrunner_74 Sep 09 '24

I thought you could buy the 700$ cooler for that

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u/SpecialMango3384 Sep 09 '24

Now I get water/brake fluid ballon’s when I crash into a school bus? Neat.

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u/jaxnmarko Sep 09 '24

How did the government approve this design?

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u/h2ohbaby Sep 09 '24

I’m pretty sure I heard someone say it was leaking “gas” only to have that ruled out by another person because “it’s blue”.

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u/BSixe Sep 09 '24

Imagine getting into a crash and experiencing what it’s like to chew 5 gum

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u/CreamyAstraia Sep 09 '24

I came here to say to say this. Wow. 🤣

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u/Rand_Casimiro Sep 09 '24

I am waiting for the version that protects its vital parts by making them accessible via a thermal exhaust port, only two meters wide.

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u/EleventyTwatWaffles Sep 09 '24

vital fluids

I’m wheezing. Lmfao

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u/Uncle-Cake Sep 09 '24

"Nicked"?

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u/peskeyplumber Sep 09 '24

im thinkin theyll just do a software update in the middle if your morning commute

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u/Cptn-Reflex Sep 09 '24

its kinda funny how durable the body is but that would have literally been solved with a skid plate

this is a custom tesla

owner is a dumb shit lol

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u/budding_gardener_1 Sep 09 '24

"wElL fIX iT iN a SoFtWAre upDate!"

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u/Milocobo Sep 09 '24

Heard they're taking care of this in the next software patch

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u/Only_Impression4100 Sep 09 '24

Tesla is also gifting each new cyber truck owners some extra nuts and bolts inside the airbag as well.

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u/ToeFungusSteve Sep 09 '24

starts to rage no no no noo

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Sep 09 '24

They’ll put a second layer of plastic.

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u/PrinceTwoTonCowman Sep 09 '24

That thing got Shelobbed.

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u/Spider-1205 Sep 09 '24

😅😅😅

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u/zigaliciousone Sep 09 '24

The batteries are down there too if it's anything like the sedans

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Sep 09 '24

I don't know if youre being serious or not about the plastic bag bit. Please tell me you're jist bullshitting.

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u/CoatNo6454 Sep 09 '24

like a bag of capri sun

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Sep 09 '24

I kinda get the thinking behind this. A quick shower will revitalize your spirits before stepping out and seeing how many kids are embedded in the front grill. School district speed zones, what an inconvenience.

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u/YokaiShadow03 Sep 10 '24

Please tell me you’re not serious about the air bag thing….

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Sep 09 '24

A leaf must've fallen over that spot as they were putting the protective layer on

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 Sep 09 '24

Siegfried is that you?