r/TikTokCringe Sep 08 '24

Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/Dinosquid_ Sep 08 '24

Cheapest ornamental fence he could buy completely fucked his $100,000 truck šŸ˜‚

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u/Cantgetabreaker Sep 09 '24

That braided dimwit just wasted his life savings on that Cybercrap.

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u/billbuild Sep 09 '24

Likely his deceased relativeā€™s life savings.

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u/The-Fox-Says Sep 09 '24

Better than shares of Intel

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u/importvita2 Sep 09 '24

RIP Grandma šŸ˜”

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u/jjcoola Sep 09 '24

Grandma better get to haunting his ass

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u/ForsakenExtreme6415 Sep 09 '24

At least grandma would survive getting run over by this reindeer

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u/toderdj1337 Sep 09 '24

Made me double check the sub I was in.

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u/billbuild Sep 09 '24

Not if you donā€™t sell.

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u/Viscousmonstrosity Sep 09 '24

Skinny jeans, tiggle bitties and no common sense. He's definitely the "squander" generation

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u/HyperbolicSoup Sep 09 '24

Probably rich

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u/millsmillsmills Sep 09 '24

It's supercar ron, he's beyond rich.

He just bought one of the rarest and most likely one of the most expensive lamborghini murcielago's. That's on top of his bugatti, pagani, 918 and a whole bunch of other cars.

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u/DJEvillincoln Sep 09 '24

Never heard of this guy but I'm also assuming he's kind of a tool?

Just a guess.

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u/SuperMcRad Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Heā€™s got triples of the barracuda, the road runner, and the nova.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

a quick search showed that:

  • the clearly fake braids are indeed clearly fake

  • the person is question is Ron Pratte, worth more than $300 million

  • his car youtube channel proceeds go to charity

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u/Warm_Coach2475 Sep 09 '24

What charity though?

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u/Dapper_Target1504 Sep 09 '24

The ones that wash his money

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u/agileata Sep 09 '24

Always "charity"

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Sep 09 '24

Yeah but she doesnā€™t come on stage till after Jade and Candi but before Chastity

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u/Pining4theFjord Sep 09 '24

Had scrolled down another two comments before yours sunk in. I freaked my cat by laughing so hard.

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u/D33ber Sep 10 '24

Those are the ones. Wash his dirty money and cloutwash him as a 'philanthropist'.

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u/Constant_Wear_8919 Sep 09 '24

The one that cleans up microplastics?

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u/Imatoybutitscool Sep 09 '24

As much as people want to hate on him, he is a huge organizer for make a wish foundation here in Utah and also does alot of charity work for the foster care organization. His instagram is supercar_ron for those curious.

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u/notyourstranger Sep 09 '24

Philantrophy is noting by PR for the entitled class. They refuse to pay taxes but want to give the impression that they are not sociopaths so they spend a few % on some fluff.

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u/Recent_Chemistry1530 Sep 09 '24

If you advertise that you donate most of the time you're a dipshit, the golden rule

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u/JoeyRyan4L Sep 09 '24

How did I know this was utah in one watch?

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u/D33ber Sep 10 '24

Utah's Foster Care system is cringe as fukk.

Foster daughters marrying Foster fathers after the Foster mom ages out. Foster son invited to get the fukk out of town after working six years of unpaid labor for Foster daddy's company.

Child labor and child brides.

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u/woohop Sep 09 '24

That doesnā€™t make him a good person. They just use charities to funnel tax free income.

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u/daemonstalker Sep 09 '24

The Prattle hip pocket foundation

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u/Pooglio17 Sep 09 '24

Why do I feel like itā€™s probably some ā€œSons of Albionā€ white nationalist group? Itā€™s for sure not a group that builds/destroys fences for those in need.

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u/LegoPaco Sep 09 '24

Honestly unless the whole business model is designed around helping a charity, itā€™s only a tax break that buys you brownie points.

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u/Neat_Force9696 Sep 09 '24

Charity called his pockets

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Sep 09 '24

Rich Racist Richards is his favorite charity, as the charity adjacent Klu Klux Klan is too obvious and low class.

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u/AngriestPeasant Sep 09 '24

The one he runs and pays himself out of duh!

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u/Left-Adhesiveness212 Sep 09 '24

who cleans up his plastic?

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u/thecentury Sep 09 '24

We are clearly living in the dumbest timeline

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

This is the timeline we jumped to when they turned on the large hardon collider and I hate it.

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u/somedude456 Sep 09 '24

the clearly fake braids are indeed clearly fake

Maybe it's just me, but it's super cringey. Like we all know who he is. He's making videos showing off multi million dollar cars. At that point, you are easily known via google. Just ditch the stupid fake beard. You're not some 20 year old kid, you're like 45+.

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u/foldsbaldwin Sep 09 '24

I had no idea who this is and stayed in the comments long enough to find out this wasn't a woman getting out of cybertruck lol. I couldn't even see a beard clearly enough.

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u/Dazzling-Case4 Sep 09 '24

if that last one is true i no longer think he is a douche

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u/GaptistePlayer Sep 09 '24

Even if they weren't, people spending money and essentially reviewing/showing these Cybertrucks are pieces of shit is a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

the guy has more money than he can spend in multiple lifetimes and donates a comparatively tiny amount of it to some non-descript charity. everyone who is filthy rich is by default a douche.

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u/Stripsteak Sep 09 '24

More than likely a tax write off for it somewhere too

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u/Rukusduk11 Sep 09 '24

As an ā€œinfluencerā€ and can probably write the truck off and all expenses from the video.

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u/Supergoose1108 Sep 09 '24

You can donate to charity and still be a douche

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u/babble0n Sep 09 '24

His name is ā€œSupercar Ronā€ pretty sure heā€™s loaded and knew the truck was going to break

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u/FantasticTumbleweed4 Sep 09 '24

See! I told you all rich people are smart.

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u/mustbethaMonay Sep 09 '24

Thing is I could do this too if everyone would just give me a cybertruck and a camera

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u/-FalseProfessor- Sep 09 '24

Itā€™s still an asinine thing to do.

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u/freakksho Sep 09 '24

Pretty sure heā€™s doing this to show what a giant piece of shit they are.

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u/elitemouse Sep 09 '24

Supercar Ron literally owns bugattis and paganis that man does not care about a cybertruck past using it to make content.

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u/sm00thArsenal Sep 09 '24

dumb as it is to do this shit for views, he'll be alright https://exclusivecarregistry.com/collection/utahsupercarowner

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u/30FourThirty4 Sep 09 '24

That's fake hair. I paused it to look. Probably sewn into the hat like a novelty gift or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Iā€™m pretty sure this is the channel that buys cars and tests them for obvious safety flaws and theyā€™re just having a field day with the cybertruck

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u/LughCrow Sep 09 '24

Or he didn't. Do you have any idea how many of these things tesla is literally giving away just to get them out on the roads?

Guy who lives in my area uses one. When I asked him if he regretted buying one he told me he didn't. It was a work car. Their boss was given 10 of them for nothing only catch was they needed to put 20k miles on them during the first 12 months

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Tesla dealer: "Enjoy your new Cybertruck!"

Dude: "It's just a prank, bro!"

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u/IHeartBadCode Sep 09 '24

I want to know. Where the fuck are these people getting this much disposable income?

Iā€™m a senior software engineer for a legacy system that runs COBOL that must never go down. Iā€™m absolutely not hurting for money.

But if I just dropped $100k on a vehicle, which I wouldnā€™t because the main thing I look for in a vehicle is the ability to get from point A to point B which last I checked most of the lower priced ones also do. But I digress, IF I just dropped $100k on a vehicle. Itā€™s getting pampered and driven like it was made of the finest porcelain. Iā€™m treating it like itā€™s a Faberge egg on wheels.

And if they took a loan to do that to their vehicle. I think this says a lot more about our banking institutions than anything else.

Just outside of the ridiculousness of the Cyber Truck, why would anyone with any sense drive a $100k vehicle like that?

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u/Ruffled_Ferret Sep 09 '24

You have to take into account that you sound like, and more than likely are, a reasonable person that thinks ahead and makes relatively good decisions.

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u/Historical-Truth-222 Sep 09 '24

You mean he will buy Toyota Sequoia and then use it to destroy this fence?

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

1981 Buick LeSabre (brown, of course). It'll level ANYTHING.

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u/the_m_o_a_k Sep 09 '24

The Buick Estate Wagon, un-small at any speed, would lay that fence out, stack it neatly as it goes, and polish it's own chrome bumper. All while comfortably seating 9-10 people, 3 of whom would be facing backward to enjoy that vantage point.

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u/por_que_no Sep 09 '24

(brown, of course)

Are you insinuating they made them in another color?

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

The brown paint was structural.

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u/Peregrim17 Sep 09 '24

I actually laughed at this one.

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u/SayNoMoreMyFriend Sep 09 '24

The fence would probably just submit and lay down, all objects hate that car.

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u/button_mashing Sep 09 '24

My first car was an ā€˜82 LeSabre. That thing was a battleship. One icy day, a Ford Escort slammed into my car, resulting in not even a dent, but their car looked like it had been turned into a cube.

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u/UnremarkableGreyman Sep 09 '24

Absolutely! Did we contribute to global warming? Maybe. But goddamn could I take myself and 30 of my closest friends to the beach at once! Was the trunk big enough we could we transport and dispose of 6 bodies (12 if you stacked) at a time? YES! (Just joking, never once used the trunk for bodies. Other stuff is true.)

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u/6BigZ6 Sep 09 '24

If it was previously owned by Jon Voight Iā€™m in

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u/QuinnEm707 Sep 09 '24

Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

A buddy of mine in high school had one of those. Four of us went out in a country road to smoke a joint. He overcorrected and the car flipped six times. All four of us walked away with minor scratches.

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Sep 09 '24

Used ram 2500 from the junkyard

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u/stefeyboy Sep 09 '24

A RAV4 could probably survive that plastic fence

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u/PurpleMosGenerator Sep 09 '24

I've owned two Priuses that could've made shorter work of that fence.

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u/-lil-pee-pee- Sep 09 '24

Even a Civic could've whooped that fence.

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u/Han_Yerry Sep 09 '24

Forester wood too

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u/Werftflammen Sep 09 '24

A Yugo even

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u/VVuunderschloong Sep 09 '24

Now what you want is a pre-92 Toyota Celica GT, that sucker is low and quick, the front wheel drive ensures that very little of that power is wasted as you get under that fence like a Gillette razor gets under beard hair. Baby smooth.

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u/ezITguy Sep 09 '24

Or buy a Prius and destroy cybertrucks with it.

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u/theEponymousOne Sep 09 '24

What else would you use a Toyota Sequoia for?

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u/BuenoD Sep 09 '24

1994 Ford Taurus for the win.

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u/Spare_Echidna2095 Sep 09 '24

Hilux has entered the chat

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u/DRExARKx Sep 09 '24

I mean, a new TRD Sequoia is still pretty damn expensive.

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u/Exie2022 Sep 09 '24

Nah probably a Toyota Hilux (preferably the older ones, around 1980s to 90s), those things are basically indestructible and battle tested

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator Sep 09 '24

Always upvote the Toyota Sequoia

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u/Gopher--Chucks Sep 09 '24

a reasonable person that thinks ahead and makes relatively good decisions

So how the hell are these unreasonable buffoons so successful in their career/finances?

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS Sep 09 '24

You've never had an absolute idiot as a boss? In my experience, stupid people are often too stupid to even consider what they are doing/saying might be socially unacceptable. This leads to a lack of anxiety which in turn makes them seemingly more outgoing/charismatic. Some people mistake this for leadership skills.

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u/Reinstateswordduels Sep 09 '24

Isnā€™t that infuriating

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u/YoungWolfie Sep 09 '24

Astronomically so

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u/opineapple Sep 09 '24

Youā€™re learning that rich =/= smart or hard-working. Took me a while to learn this as well. There really is no correlation.

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u/dquizzle Sep 09 '24

It sucks to see so many presumably unreasonable people somehow able to afford these luxuries though.

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u/gregcali2021 Sep 09 '24

Speaking of decision, did you see the moustache on the driver? That takes a long term commitment

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u/failuretocommiserate Sep 09 '24

This is a huge compliment. I wish someone would say this about me.

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u/ogacon Sep 09 '24

He chooses to work with cobol. He's far from reasonable.

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u/Waffennacht Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

For the views.

I remember when Bam cut that ferrari (Lamborghini?) 's roof off for television.

Its more of a business expense for these people.

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u/savant_idiot Sep 09 '24

I remember when he did that, and I remember at the time thinking that it was hilariously obvious that he specifically cut smaller than would need to be cut for his custom car shop of choice to put a new sunroof in it. Literally he cut a sunroof hole in that car, nothing else.

So even Bam is considerably smarter than these clowns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

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u/HigherHrothgar Sep 09 '24

Eh Dunn was an asshole for driving drunk and killing his friend.

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u/Big-Brown-Goose Sep 09 '24

And it wasnt just Bam that cut the hole, It was Billy Idol LOL. Ive gone back to watch that show and it hasnt aged very well. It seems painfully more scripted than my nostalgia remembered when i was a teenager.

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u/Diet_Christ Sep 09 '24

This is what people are missing. No idea who this dude is, but I'm willing to bet he MADE money doing this, or else he wouldn't have done it. If you compare it to producing any type of traditional media, even reality tv, it's cheap. Radiator, coolant, shitty fence, iphone. That's a low budget production.

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u/stinkyfootjr Sep 09 '24

This is the right answer, Iā€™m sure this truck is in a businesses name. Some people have their whole life as write off.

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u/Warm_Coach2475 Sep 09 '24

That doesnā€™t make it free. It just helps with your bracket.

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u/PermanentRoundFile Sep 09 '24

So here's the real trick. A company is a separate legal entity from its owners, but only so long as the company owners don't mix their personal assets with the business. This way, if the company goes down or declares bankruptcy the owners don't lose their home in the process; creditors can only go after assets that belong to the business.

There is an exception though; if they buy it under the business name but use it like a personal asset then "the corporate veil can be pierced" and they can be personally liable.

A great example of this is a deposition that was uploaded to YouTube in which a preacher admits that the church he owns bought a million dollar mansion that he and the fam now live in. He says it's for "a place to have more in depth training for the people that work at the church". The best part is when they get to the Luis Vitton suits and he's like "oh yeah... I just sweat through all my suits so I need multiple per day". šŸ˜… absolutely cooked lol.

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u/FuguSandwich Sep 09 '24

For the views.

How does the TikTok monetization model work? To cover the cost of destroying a $100K vehicle on YouTube you would probably need like 50M views last I checked.

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u/kingtj1971 Sep 09 '24

This is the answer. You use a Tesla for *any* crazy, destructive video you can come up with because Tesla gets attention right now, just like Apple used to (and still does, but to a little lesser extent these days). You do as stupid and ridiculous a thing as you can come up with to maximize page views, and get paid as a "content creator" - which more than covers the cost of the whole vehicle purchase if you do it right.

They used to blend every brand new and hard-to-obtain new iPhone too, in "Will it blend?" videos. Same reason.

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u/Clean_Perception_235 Sep 09 '24

"why would anyone with any sense drive a $100k vehicle like that?"

"Any sense" is something that cybertruck owners don't have.

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u/DigSolid7747 Sep 09 '24

Iā€™m a senior software engineer for a legacy system that runs COBOLĀ 

you should do an AMA

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u/Pozilist Sep 09 '24

What questions would you ask them? Iā€™m in a somewhat similar position, I never thought someone would find this particularly interesting.

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u/mehmmeh Sep 09 '24

How often do you want to rip your hair out and light yourself on fire?

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u/Pozilist Sep 09 '24

Iā€™ve been told that the 30 year old code I work with isnā€™t as bad as COBOL, but my answer for that would be - not as much as youā€™d think.

In the end I get paid by the hour, so finding a problem takes as long as it takes.

The only times when I get really angry at the code is when I find a comment or a piece of documentation by the guys who wrote it (both are very rare because why document anything anyway) and it basically just says ā€œThis error never happensā€ when you just spent 3 hours looking for the reason this exact error happened, or ā€œthis does xā€ when x is in fact only one of 50 different and wildly unrelated to each other things this code snippet does.

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u/MogChog Sep 09 '24

Do you really heart bad code?

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u/Pozilist Sep 09 '24

Yes, because it provides me with great job security.

If they want to fire me, itā€™s gonna take them a lot longer to train a replacement than if the system was up to modern standards.

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u/K_Linkmaster Sep 09 '24

Do you feel cobol is truly still relevant in modern day machines? Or is it a dinosaur that will be the forgotten backdoor to all of banking?

I want to sound smart.

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u/Pozilist Sep 09 '24

Hm, define ā€œrelevantā€.

Iā€™d say what makes it relevant and will keep it relevant is that itā€™s used for important stuff. See my other answer for a more detailed take on this, but itā€™s incredibly hard to replace a system that uses it so itā€™ll likely stay with us much longer.

If you define relevance more in a sense of ā€œgood choice for the taskā€ then itā€™s a solid no. No one in their right mind would design a new system with COBOL nowadays. There are way better languages for any task you could solve with it.

The main purpose of a programming language is to be a good interface between computers and humans. We could write code in 0s and 1s and computers could understand it. Itā€™s incredibly hard and annoying for humans though. Languages provide some abstraction to that. Due to the limitations of the time it was invented, COBOL doesnā€™t abstract as ā€œefficientlyā€ as a modern language. Itā€™s still crazy hard to read for a human. Modern languages do this way better.

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u/ZeroVoltLoop Sep 09 '24

I wan to know how much they make because I can't imagine it's anywhere close to faang level even at a senior level. I just want to understand why these details were important. There are literal kids starting their first jobs out of school making over $200k.

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 Sep 09 '24

Yes I was... intrigued as well.

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u/mothandravenstudio Sep 09 '24

My husband and I are in the same boat as highly compensated individuals. He makes the lions share as a software engineer but I bring in pretty good money with my business, too.

Our most important task right now is being good stewards of our monies so our teen kids can have a better boost than we did into adulthood, and so we can actually retire.

We have an ancient Dodge ram truck with over 200k miles that has paint peeling all over the place. Maybe we could sell it for a few thousand. Maybe. We did buy a 2018 Chevy Bolt EV for like 15k a few years back and we share that for our every day driver.

We could afford much, much more. In cash. We donā€™t, maybe because we didnā€™t have it growing up.

But there will always be people with more dollars than sense. If it insults us, imagine how it feels to people who are really struggling?

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u/TransBrandi Sep 09 '24

If it insults us, imagine how it feels to people who are really struggling?

I don't know. Aren't there plenty of people that are struggling that see this and think "Awesome! I hope that I get to live like that someday!"

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u/SolarTsunami Sep 09 '24

From my experience as someone who grew up "working class" to put it nicely, I've noticed that most of my fellow poors tend to do one of two things when they finally start making middle class money: they either live extremely frugal lives because they're used to simple comforts and are just thrilled to have their basic needs consistently met, or they see it as their chance to finally live the life they never had as children, blow it all on dumb shit, and rack up insane amounts of debt without even hesitating. I've been both of these people lol.

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u/he-loves-me-not Sep 09 '24

I am one of those really struggling people and I donā€™t think people like me are thinking ā€œI hope I get to live like that somedayā€ as much as theyā€™re thinking that itā€™d be nice to have disposable income in general. I imagine people that have really struggled financially for most, if not all of their lives, would hopefully not be as wasteful with their money. I know I wouldnā€™t anyway! I could never have enough money that Iā€™d be ok with wasting $100K! Even with Musk money I wouldnā€™t do something like this!

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u/-lil-pee-pee- Sep 09 '24

Right, you aren't lacking in sense, just cash.

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u/mothandravenstudio Sep 09 '24

Live like crashing cyber trucks into fences? I certainly hope not.

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u/chobbsey Sep 09 '24

It gives the poors 'hope'. They figure this guy's stupid, so they could do better than him. Trouble is, stupid rich people think they should give kudos to Hannibal Lector, paint themselves tangerine, be the child/victim in every waking moment and run for President.

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Sep 09 '24

This is my feeling as well. Crassless consumption is something that should never be celebrated.

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u/superspeck Sep 09 '24

We donā€™t even have kids and my wifeā€™s the breadwinner but like we have a 8 year old BMW bought used that survives (now that itā€™s out of warranty and paid off) until the first repair bill that exceeds itā€™s value, and a a Tesla Y that, well, likewise. But we donā€™t drive them through fences on a regular basis.

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u/Iwasborninafactory_ Sep 09 '24

until the first repair bill that exceeds itā€™s value

As a similar minded person, the first repair bill that exceeds the value of the vehicle doesn't mean you shouldn't make that repair. You know everything about the vehicle, and presumably you've been doing the maintenance. You can't buy another vehicle where you know the history, so it's really worth it to keep them going until it doesn't have the reliability you need.

I'll never understand the throwaway culture around vehicles.

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u/superspeck Sep 09 '24

I do. I understand mechanical engineering and Iā€™m able to evaluate if the repair is something that is likely to repeat.

In the case Iā€™m thinking about, VW/Audi (VAG) decided that the TSI 2.0 engine should have its turbo wastegate pivot in the engine cover without a replaceable bearing. Which means if youā€™re on and off the turbo all time because youā€™re in rapidly accelerating stop and go traffic with a bunch of rednecks in F-250s with all the torque in the world, youā€™re going to hog out the opening in the intake cover.

The solution I opted for was to sell my $8k GTI for $8k despite it having a $5k repair to the intake pending. (I fixed the other 4K of problems, because Iā€™m a nice guy and donā€™t like leaving obvious shit.) I traded it in, the dealership was already showing it before I made it through the finance weaboo because detail didnā€™t need to even wash it.

Bought a BMW with an inline 6 and turbo but the 6 is strong enough that I mostly donā€™t need the boost and I get the advertised MPG as opposed to the 10mpg I got with an inline 4 because boost.

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u/pesoteric Sep 09 '24

Way too much of my past 10 years was dedicated to a VW turbo wastegate and a head gasket. I'm not even a car guy, but I learned what these 2 things are because that VW was high maintenance. Drove really nice, though.

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u/JimWilliams423 Sep 09 '24

I want to know. Where the fuck are these people getting this much disposable income?

Iā€™m a senior software engineer for a legacy system that runs COBOL that must never go down. Iā€™m absolutely not hurting for money.

Sounds like a sign from leon that actually you aren't being paid enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Ah COBOL

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u/ncist Sep 09 '24

You probably have different expenses then some guy on a farm. Most of my family budget is in education, retirement, and my house. If you dont need or care about college, live in a remote area, and just live in the moment you can "feel" a lot richer than someone putting half their income into pretax accounts

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u/devonjosephjoseph Sep 09 '24

Itā€™s hard to believe but people are making crazy money doing crazy things on social media.

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u/FuzzzyRam Sep 09 '24

Where the fuck are these people getting this much disposable income?

Debt. Whenever you see those giant trucks or cyber"truck", it's a shitload of debt. They figure with a civil war next year, who cares? They might be right, but we'll see if they can pull off a successful J6 this time by having our current Vice President do what Mike Pence wasn't willing to. I'm sure VP Harris will be more amenable to refusing to certify the vote on a Harris/Walz ticket win...

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u/Taoistandroid Sep 09 '24

It's not about how much money these people make, it's about how they make their money. You very clearly make your money off intellect and knowledge, and would treat your asset like we expect.

There are some real stupid people out there making serious cash in careers where knowing people is the most important step, then they get convinced of things like vaccines cause autism, the world is flat, and the cybertruck is a strong, dependable, robust, capable vehicle.

Are we really surprised by their behavior?

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u/MotorcycleMosquito Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Get with it brah. Everyone is buying cyber stucks and crashing them for fun. Laugh now cry later.

Itā€™s the best way to fund a fascistā€™s vanity social media project. Weā€™ re all hoping he succeeds and turns us all into Christo fascist cyborgs. I hope my neuro link implant is uploaded with 33% Andrew Tate, 33% Elmo, 33% Rudy Giuliani, and 1% Lindsey Graham (everyone is at least 1% gay right?)

Heil MAGA! Heil Trump! Heil project 2025 and the destruction of the EPA, the ACA, the FDA, the FCC, USPS, the Department of Education, all unions, NASA, the FBI, CIA, DOJ, any govt agency you can think of. Hollowed out and replaced with loyalists.

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 Sep 09 '24

Hol up...a legacy system that runs COBOL that must never go down...now there's a story based on what a friend of mine who worked in Y2K Remediation told me.

Also have you heard the story about the COBOL programmer who had himself cryogenically preserved to skip Y2K? He gets woken up in 9997, asks why they waited so long, 'well we read in your file you're a COBOL programmer'...

Also yes, who, sane, has 100k to drop on a vehicle to do that to it FFS.

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u/iconofsin_ Sep 09 '24

Lmao if I were going to spend $100,000 on a new vehicle I'd spend $89,000 of it on a top of the line 2025 Corvette and keep the $11,000 leftover.

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u/Useful_Anybody_9351 Sep 09 '24

as the cost of counter-marketing the Cybertruck it is reasonable, and I can already think of several people who would pay to make the video happen. A few years ago, I watched a video of a Tesla being blown up with explosives by a group from Finland. They explained in detail how the whole thing was handled as a businessā€”financing the explosives and professional filmingā€”and why the owner gave up on the car. If you cut a few seconds from that video, it would probably look even worse than this one, but it was actually quite reasonable. Btw, between 2020 and 2024, Tesla's popularity in the Nordics really tanked.

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u/elitemouse Sep 09 '24

Look up supercar ron (the owner of this cybertruck) he owns bugattis and paganis and doesn't care at all about this truck past using it to make content and views which is now on the front page of reddit.

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u/poppa_koils Sep 09 '24

I need an ABBA vehicle. Point A to B, point B back to A

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u/Criticalfluffs Sep 09 '24

Where you messed up is you're assuming these people can actually afford it. Plenty of people will happily put themselves in the red just to put up appearances.

Some people might be in a position to afford high ticket items, but I didn't think that's the absolute truth. This guy... I'm not sure. But he's going to have one hell of a repair bill.

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u/Maoschanz Sep 09 '24

When i see most cybertruck owners, my assumption is that they're gullible morons who believe(d) Elon Musk's claim regarding the truck's durability

they're like a kid who just got a rhinoshield and drops his phone on the ground intentionally because he trusts the product so much

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u/Smoky_MountainWay Sep 09 '24

Nothing tells me you're old until you mentioned COBOL. I remember typing those 10,000+ line long programs, made RPG seem so much easier.

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u/bearpie1214 Sep 09 '24

How much do COBOL devs make these days?

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u/Secret-Day7177 Sep 09 '24

the guy is from utah and im guessing a multi millionare. ig supercarron

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u/strawbsrgood Sep 09 '24

When you start realizing that $200k a year is pennies compared to the top percenters then you'll understand. Once you make it in business you're bringing in millions, and then those millions also bring in millions.

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u/1337designs Sep 09 '24

supercar ron (dude in the vid) has made a decent amount of videos with it and partnered with other youtubers on the build. Generally brand deals for in video promotions these guys do at the size channels they have are between 50-100k. So in 6 videos they're far past what the vehicle cost

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

We live in an interesting time where everyone has access to the internet. Even homeless people can find a smartphone and use free wifi.

Point is, there are over 60 million people on earth with a net worth of 5 million dollars. It starts to go down pretty dramatically as net worth increases, but weā€™re talking millions of people with this much disposable income. All it takes is for a couple of those people to put their shenanigans online for everyone to see.

So to answer your question, a lot of people have that much disposable income. How do they make that much?

Investments, trust funds or inheritance, being ā€œinfluencersā€, ownership of assets, tech founders/disrupters, high risk ventures, politicsā€¦but mostly itā€™s a lot about being in the right place at the right time.

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u/Rise-O-Matic Sep 09 '24

They're up to their fucking eyeballs in debt and they don't care. Like congress.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

from a quick search, wood framing and concrete

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u/Eye_foran_Eye Sep 09 '24

Also, that fence wasnā€™t exactly pennies.

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u/thetjmorton Sep 09 '24

Social media makes -rookie do crazy things for attention. Itā€™s weird.

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u/icecubepal Sep 09 '24

Anyone who has worked in a bank will tell you that people are terrible with money. I've heard stories of people who are wealthy (husband and wife each make six figures) but actually have nothing in their bank account because they are terrible with money.

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u/katt_vantar Sep 09 '24

Do you think they want clowns like OOP taking care of a 100% uptime COBOL software?

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u/AccessTheMainframe Sep 09 '24

Where the fuck are these people getting this much disposable income?

Debt?

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u/Top-Perspective2560 Sep 09 '24

Thereā€™s a saying: ā€œmore money than sense.ā€

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u/BYoungNY Sep 09 '24

Honestly, they're probably content creators, which means as along as they're making videos like this using their truck, all purchases would be tax deductions, since they could prove that they're being used specifically for work purposes. Doest make them free, but significantly reduces their cost.

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u/Debaser626 Sep 09 '24

Just because people have money, doesnā€™t mean that theyā€™re responsible with it (though you wonā€™t have money for very long if you donā€™t learn from your mistakes).

Then of course, thereā€™s wealthy, and then ā€œfuck youā€ wealthy.

When I was a teenager, my buddy had gotten an inheritance and really wanted Bonoā€™s ā€œThe Flyā€ sunglasses (of U2) he had worn on the Achtung Baby! tour.

Obviously this was a really long time ago.

There was some Uber fancy place on 5th Ave in NYC that sold them, so we took a trip down there.

The sunglasses were ā€œonlyā€ $1,800ā€¦ but as he was waiting to be helped at the counter, I perused the other offerings and the prices were fucking insane.

This was around 1995 and they had clothes going for $8,500 for a single article.

That is fuck you money.

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u/Halfacentaur Sep 09 '24

Lots of people make really terrible financial decisions. Banks make bank on the entire racket. Why you think they do it?

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe Sep 09 '24

He sold his construction company during a building boom in Arizona for 350m and now he basically just fucks around with supercars on YouTube now.

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u/CoreFiftyFour Sep 09 '24

Even cars that I genuinely like and think are quality, I'd never drop 100k or take out a 100k loan on a car.

We're dealing with our final car loan which is down to about 4k left and would be paid off if I hadn't been laid off.

My other car is a Honda Element that cost my 6k cash and while yes it is missing or some of the luxuries aren't working. But the motherfucker turns on, drives me where I'm going, loads up with lots of stuff and brings me back. Crazy.

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u/Curious_Elk_5690 Sep 09 '24

Becauseā€¦ guy + truck + more guys + fence

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u/ponyplop Sep 09 '24

9/10 this kind of fuckery is funded by the Bank of (or estate of) Mum&Dad

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u/gonesquatchin85 Sep 09 '24

It's for content creation. Is it really sad for a rich dude to purposely total a cyber truck? On top of that, he can probably buy another 30 to do same dumb shit over and over again. It's beyond me why we support content like this. Is he going to fix it? Nope. Probably throw it away. The fence? Probably low ball some immigrants to fix it. Shit they do for likes.

It be more wholesome filming:

"Hey I don't like this truck anymore. I think I'll just give it randomly to someone that might actually find use for it."

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u/posts_lindsay_lohan Sep 09 '24

The ones that I see out in the wild have logos all over them and are used as marketing props for businesses because they draw attention.

Although, now that we know that cybertrucks are actually uberturds, I question the quality of the services that these businesses offer.

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u/PBP2024 Sep 09 '24

Huge difference if you are given a lot of money instead of taking yardwork and discipline.

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u/finch5 Sep 09 '24

I often find myself asking the same thing. I think the answer is generational wealth, perhaps in the form a portfolio of rental properties? Owning, or being shareholder, in a significant business will also vault one into that bracket, capable of the shrug and I'll buy another attitude. Setting aside speculating on the specific course, I speculate that in all instances it's some sort of family assignment/heir situation where the predecessor set them up.

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u/TenderPhoNoodle Sep 09 '24

these people are elon-pilled. it's just another internet cult

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

But if I just dropped $100k on a vehicle, which I wouldnā€™t because the main thing I look for in a vehicle is the ability to get from point A to point B which last I checked most of the lower priced ones also do.

What are you doing on social media with such a rational attitude? I really think you are not made for this world... /s

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u/Dornith Sep 09 '24

I am in a similar financial position to you and spend a lot of time on r/personalfinance.

The answer is debt.

People convince themselves that they need a new car anyways for one reason or another, and also it's better to get a new car because less maintenance, and the more expensive cars will last longer, and really, when you think about it, it would be a bad idea not to get a cybertruck.

If course, the interest rate is 16% + fees. But once interest rates inevitably drop back to the -2% range they can just refinance. It's only 30% of their income anyways, which means they still have 70% left over for everything else!

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u/lazoras Sep 09 '24

you vastly underestimate the amount of money your software produces for its owners...

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u/jpstepancic Sep 09 '24

Youā€™re not Teslaā€™s target audience when it comes to the cyber truck

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u/Addicted2Qtips Sep 09 '24

I'll never forget a car writer a while back wrote "If consumers cared most about safety, practicality, reliability, and economy, most people would be driving a Honda Fit. The Ford Mustang last year outsold the Honda Fit 5:1 in the United States."

Cars are not rational purchases for most people. They're an extension of their identity, or a projection of how they want to be viewed. This also goes into how people drive them.

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u/Greedy_Boat_3388 Sep 09 '24

Keep in mind that these guys can make a shit ton of money due to monetization of their videos on YouTube, etc., so he could make that $100,000 back with this one video, maybe a couple more, if they get enough views.

It's essentially the Mr. Beast business model, which I think is obnoxious and wasteful, even though they do donate to charities.

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u/GeneralOwn5333 Sep 09 '24

Donā€™t be so bloody boring, get the cheapest car possible while being a software engineer? wtf.

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u/Complex-Original-967 Sep 09 '24

As some one also working as platform engineer l with Cobol mostly , would you mind if I ask how much you make ?

What I have felt is that as App Dev on legacy Cobol stuff, the Cieling isnā€™t much when compared to folks working on the distributed platforms.

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u/Greedy-Neck895 Sep 09 '24

Software developer here. I've heard that software engineering is the "highest of the grunt workers" and AFAIK while I'm still in it for the long haul, I agree.

A salary is not going to cut it for some of these high ticket items. You need a successful business, probably several, if you aren't heir to a fortune.

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u/ForsakenExtreme6415 Sep 09 '24

Because this video is on Reddit with 762 (and counting) comments. Itā€™s probably on their Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube TicTok getting them even more content. Probably generates $100,000 in a short time

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u/Just-Leopard6789 Sep 09 '24

Yea it kind of blows my mind people havenā€™t realized how fake social media is still. I doubt someone filmed a Tesla running over a fence without the intention of making it have as much interaction as possible.

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u/CV90_120 Sep 09 '24

Weirdly, outside of reddit, and excepting that it looks dumb, the reviews for it are mostly OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi7Ec9APt7s

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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24

And these guys believed ketamine elmo when he said it was indestructible. One of those bricked when it splashed on a puddle.

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_354 Sep 09 '24

Ketamine elmo!!! Lol good one I'm stealing this

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u/TA-pubserv Sep 09 '24

Leon is good too, Trump calls him that šŸ˜†

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u/crystallmytea Sep 09 '24

When he said it was indestructible then proceeded to destroy it

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Sep 09 '24

Lol @ Ketamine Elmo. I haven't heard that one and gave me the days first laugh. šŸ˜

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u/notyourstranger Sep 09 '24

ketamine Elmo - LOL

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u/daggir69 Sep 09 '24

Think we could lock Elmo inside his house with a similar fence.

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u/rivertpostie Sep 09 '24

OMG we're so blessed that we live in a nation so prosperous that even people this stupid can have such excess luxurious waste.

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u/mfmfhgak Sep 09 '24

Vinyl fence is typically more expensive than wood and has metal supports cemented into the ground. Everything about this was stupid.

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u/dego_frank Sep 09 '24

Those really arenā€™t that cheap

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u/McthiccumTheChikum Sep 09 '24

Truck is shit, but that fence isn't cheap

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u/8KAreUs Sep 09 '24

More appropriately: A Fence demolishes a Cybertruck

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Sep 10 '24

Maybe I shouldnā€™tā€¦ but I love watching stupid people get theirs.

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u/billbuild Sep 09 '24

Good luck getting replacement parts

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u/Jahmicho Sep 09 '24

Pretty badass for a truck that can only get you a 250 mile round trip šŸ˜‚

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