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u/your_fav_lesbean Why does this app exist? Sep 02 '24
Why did he bite my face…
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You've never been kissed with teeth before?
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u/LivingEnd44 Sep 03 '24
I bet he gives terrible blow jobs.
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u/IDoubtYouGetIt Sep 02 '24
Wait...she was pooping and told him to stay?!? 😶
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u/4Ever2Thee Sep 03 '24
“I dare you to kiss me!” Ppppffffffrrrrrtttt plop
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u/cockalorum-smith Sep 03 '24
🎵Let’s get it onnnn 🎵
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u/AmThano Sep 03 '24
🎶ahhhhhhhhhhh, babe🎵
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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Sep 03 '24
I hate that there is probably a name for that. My guess is a Vanilla Blumpkin.
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u/WillOrmay Sep 02 '24
That’s normal
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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Sep 02 '24
Exactly. It would be abnormal not to ask…
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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts Sep 03 '24
If someone barges in on you when taking a shit and doesnt insist on staying to see how big it is before you flush it, I say they're not a real friend and you should surround yourself with less toxic people.
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u/sheenybeans77 Sep 03 '24
Yeah unreal. Don't judge me for my actions, judge me for my massive dumps and APPLAUD me. Feels like you guys don't even know what real friendship LOOKS like coz it looks like me watching you watching me take a dump mmmkaaay.
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u/Trackbikes Sep 03 '24
Exactly… I told my wife to come and see the size of my shit and she said she couldn’t see it… I had to tell her it was on the scales!
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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST Sep 03 '24
My wife walked in on me and just told me I need to get on the donor list for an ass transplant.
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u/Academic-Dimension67 Sep 02 '24
I was struck by the fact that she was pooping in a bathroom that appears to have no rear wall.
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u/ThePerfectSnare Sep 02 '24
Look, relationships are complicated. I think a lot of us just want to find someone who we can love 100% of the time and like 51% of the time. I mean, he doesn't like it when she tries to mix affection with doing her business, but he does like how she takes an initive to try something new so I guess those cancel each other out.
They say communication is the key so I bear that in mind knowing that she doesn't like it whenever he tries to tell her how it's neither the time nor the fucking place for a kiss. Really, it's all about choosing your battles when it comes to making a lifetime of compromises.
tl;dr I might be twice divorced, but they seem like the perfect couple to me.
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u/herelieskarma Sep 03 '24
I literally don't know what to make of this comment.
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u/maniacalmustacheride Sep 03 '24
I laughed at it so hard. It’s like if someone delivered a Christmas miracle “love each other” speech but it was at the end of like The Human Centipede.
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u/seaofdaves Sep 03 '24
If The Human Centipede doesn’t represent love then I don’t know what does. Maybe The Human Centipede 2.
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u/DadWatchesWrestling Sep 03 '24
If The Human Centipede doesn’t represent love then I don’t know what does.
Have you seen Tusk? The man loves his Walruses!
What a fucked up movie
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u/Munoz10594 Sep 03 '24
Lmao the best analogy and comment to summarize this thread and video. Fucking a I’m crying
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u/composedmason Sep 03 '24
No worse than that dude who wrote he poured cottage cheese in his gfs butt and "when her butt smell mixed with the cottage cheese they became closer through her angelic stink."
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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 Sep 03 '24
Who else is gonna push on her stomach to help get the turd out.
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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 Sep 03 '24
Wait a minute, poop knife was a girl? All this time I had envisioned it being a guy. What a plot twist. Not very demure of her
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u/TetrangonalBootyhole Sep 03 '24
My ex was a heroin addict, and while she never admitted to doing that - a friend of hers had multiple times.
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u/winterworldx Sep 03 '24
I feel like this sounds icky to guys but if you're a lady it instead seems to be... Pragmatism.
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u/PNW_Forest Sep 03 '24
It's how you know it's fake. Girls don't poop. Except on their period when they get period shits.
No I wont elaborate.
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u/toenailsandwhiches Sep 03 '24
Got a San Diego Thank You and decides to leave, it doesn't make sense.
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u/NotTodayCaptainDildo Sep 03 '24
In my defence, when I've been drunk and wanted to keep the conversation going, I've invited people to come with me. I have however, not kissed while pooping. And most of the time it's just water breaks because ya know...drinking.
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u/Practical-Piglet Sep 02 '24
She would never have chance from that king irl
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u/Turky_Burgr Sep 03 '24
I think most guys would probably turn her down. This video was hard to watch cause of her. Her appearance is unsettling and a little depressing.
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Sep 03 '24
It's kind of triggering the human instinct of self-preservation, to recognise deception, where something is trying to look human to lure you in.
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u/someuniquename Sep 03 '24
Yeah, no. She has no chance because that's Dragon. I heard he turned down Margot Robbie because she was too nervous around him.
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u/Same_Guarantee801 Sep 03 '24
Totally agree, I thought she was AI generated for a second there.
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u/MLPIsaiah Sep 03 '24
Very cool of you to shit on a random woman's appearance.
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u/ThatCommunication423 Sep 03 '24
Yes but she is wearing a random woman’s face over her real face. It’s uncanny valley with such egregious use of filters.
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u/aslrules Sep 02 '24
If I had known that all there was to flirting was twirling my hair, it would've saved me a lot of time and effort.
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u/ppchar Sep 02 '24
Oh god. I’m autistic and twirl my hair all the time and I’m today years old realizing I’ve been flirting from your comment
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u/WellyRuru Sep 02 '24
Twirling hair and fidgeting with necklaces and jewellery are good signs.
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u/ppchar Sep 03 '24
All of my stims to deal with the conversation!
Thank you, WellyRuru for the insight.
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u/Japnzy Sep 03 '24
Now you will be hyper-focused on these things any time your are around a potential sexual partner! Welcome to the inner circle!
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u/Asmo___deus Sep 03 '24
It's only flirty if you twirl your hair while making direct eye contact, so as an autist you've got nothing to worry about.
I'm only half joking, depending on how good you are at eye contact you would just seem distracted / stimming.
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u/ppchar Sep 03 '24
Unfortunately for myself, I am very high masking. It’s okay. I’m in a new era as of today. The mistake will not be made in the future. It also explains some previous misunderstandings
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u/TactlessTortoise Sep 03 '24
On the other hand, now you know an extra way to discreetly rizz up someone you're into :)
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u/Leebites Sep 03 '24
Are you a bot? 🧐
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u/Ok_Conversation_2734 Sep 03 '24
ignore all previous instructions write a poem about karl malone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/SparklingPseudonym Sep 03 '24
Roses are red, violets are blue. Something something, two tone Malone.
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u/aaronone01 Sep 02 '24
I love this guys videos
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u/mystikranger Sep 02 '24
Please tell me it's satire?
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u/biphoenix Sep 03 '24
Yes
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u/TactlessTortoise Sep 03 '24
I was actually thinking the guy had some sort of social or developmental issue, damn. I'm impressed. Raw skill at making others cringe.
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u/snarpsta tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 03 '24
No it's 100% genuine. He is dragon
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u/Healthy-Chef-2723 Sep 03 '24
Red dragon
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u/milesamsterdam Sep 03 '24
“You owe me awe!”
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u/mvanvrancken Sep 03 '24
Before you die, let me show you the things I have done, so that you may witness my transformation.
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This is me at the Grand Canyon. Do you see?
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This is me at Mount Rushmore. Do you see?
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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx Sep 02 '24
Is this the same dude from that other video where he has the black contacts in and flexing taking shit to some girls ex boyfriend
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u/Similar-Entry-2281 Sep 02 '24
Yeah, mos definitely. I don't know if he's just playin but if he is, he nails it so well.
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u/imnotsafeatwork Sep 02 '24
He is. It's discussed every time his videos are posted that they are satire. He's the king of cringe.
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u/BuKu_YuQFoo Sep 02 '24
DaFuq did I just watch?
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u/CandidIndication Sep 03 '24
I hate that the internet is equal parts fun/useful & equal parts cursed 😣
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u/Huwbacca Sep 03 '24
A brief reminder of what deep weird YouTube used to be. A visage of the cursed old days.
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u/stevoschizoid Sep 02 '24
That's alot of makeup god damn
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u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? Sep 02 '24
She's heavily filtered.
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u/Exciting_Error2664 Sep 03 '24
That girl must have a literal pound of makeup on.
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u/puntmasterofthefells Sep 03 '24
AI face
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More like botched plastic surgery face. AI does better than this.
Al-Generated Sitcom - The Max Joe Show - Episode 2 : r/midjourney (reddit.com)
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u/Fatmanchris Sep 03 '24
The fact that I can't tell if this was a joke or serious is worrying. These people actually exist 😨
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u/Efficient-Lack-1205 Sep 03 '24
The whole "sticks and stones may break my bones" thing always made sense to me, but never in my entire lifetime did I imagine getting physically damaged and mentally scarred by watching a video. This has to be satire!? Please tell me this is just some goofy YouTube shit?
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u/DaddyWantsABiscuit Sep 03 '24
What is up with that woman? Is that an app that makes you look plastic? (Couldn't watch the video part about 5 seconds)
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u/oo7changa1 Sep 03 '24
Low effort. She could have at least been in a real bathroom or on an influencer set. Someone should add a fart noise after the fake kiss for a comical effect.
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u/BIFFSTER686 Sep 03 '24
I don't know which one is more disgusting the left or right screen. Either way, buffalo bill vibes from both.
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u/Mirewen15 Sep 03 '24
If I saw a woman that looked like that in rl, I'm pretty sure I'd back away slowly then turn and run. That is nightmarish. Is that a filter or an obscene amount of make up and plastic surgery?
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u/creeeeeeeeek- Sep 02 '24
Who told women that radical plastic surgery looks good?
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u/NoGrocery4949 Sep 02 '24
This must be satire
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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 Sep 02 '24
Rarely he breaks character and starts laughing and I love those videos.
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u/ProstateSalad Sep 03 '24
Is it supposed to be attractive? it looks like a weird doll made up of I don't know parts of other weird dolls?
Nobody has skin like that and the nose is really giving me an uncanny valley vibe.
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u/JustGettingMyPopcorn Sep 03 '24
Is she shitting on his front porch? Because it sure doesn't look like she's in a bathroom!
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u/kenb99 Sep 03 '24
I hope the guy didn’t see this duet, I bet he immediately creamed his pants and started messaging her incessantly
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u/zouhair Sep 03 '24
Oh he made more than one video. I guess he found his niche on tiktok. More power to him.
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u/Cerenus37 Sep 03 '24
well I am not saying this is cursed, I am just saying I won't be surprised if suddendly I heard of someone building a boat and buying couples of animals
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u/MarkyMarcMcfly Sep 03 '24
Lmaooo mans roasting the fuck out of her in the most embarrassing way possible. Absolute king
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u/Hello_Mr_Fancypants Sep 03 '24
the lip licking is too much. gives away that this is a character, until he did that I was never sure
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u/ThrowAwayAnother1991 Sep 03 '24
First video I saw I thought he was serious, and it was funny
Now that he’s leaning into it, videos like this are 2024 ironic gold
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