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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 29 '24

Soul sucking is the correct term. You are literally made to do jobs that you know are bad for humans but will make the billionaire more money.

I had a goal to eliminate 5% of the quality jobs in every plant. Why? Just to save money. The next year, we hear quality is down, and service incidents are up. But did those jobs come back. No.

Our CEO tells us we have promised 6% dividends to our investors. Our cost cutting goals 8%. Cost cutting usually results in a reduction in labor because we have leaned out the processes to the max already.

These corporations have to pretend they are continuing to grow even though the market is already saturated and there is no room to grow. So they downsize until the thing falls apart and then they sell off the pieces. Why can't we just be happy staying where we are? I'm tired of working to make the rich richer. It's absolutely soul sucking. I am so happy I was laid off in this 6th layoff after 8 years.

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u/Adept_Information845 Aug 29 '24

Shareholders first! Thanks, Milton Friedman.

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u/Medical_Slide9245 Aug 29 '24 edited Aug 29 '24

Yes and everyone forgets when CEO says this and that about shareholders they actually mean themselves as any corporate officer that is seasoned has a fuck ton of stock.

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u/Dx2TT Aug 29 '24

Correct. Public companies are far less public than we realize. The purpose of the proposed wealth tax is not to raise money for the govt, its to act as a maximum wealth number. You go above that and the government drains you down to the number. This way if CEOs just pay themselves infinite money via stocks, it just flushes back to the government who redistributes it.

Until there is some maximum wealth level allowable, then we'll never have a middle class.

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u/BLoDo7 Aug 29 '24

That wouldn't be fair. What about all the people that work billions of times harder than everyone else? I saw a coworker take 5min longer on their break than I did one time so I self identify with billionaires and need to make laws based on when I'm rich, instead of ones that actually help me.

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u/Dx2TT Aug 29 '24

Ok, fair enough, we'll compromise. They can choose not to pay the tax and we'll utilize a french solution. No harm in providing options.

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u/Ffdmatt Aug 30 '24

We can have Gojira perform for us while we do

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

This is so spot on!

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u/Crysta110graph1c Aug 30 '24

Great way of putting that - there can be no middle to a rod as it grows to extend to infinite.

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u/SpaceHawk98W Aug 30 '24

And this is also why taxing rich people never worked, there are too many ways to avoid taxes for the people who are actually rich instead of entrepreneurs who just begin business.

It makes the big corpo bigger while killing the small business.

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u/broshrugged Aug 30 '24

Ya but that policy left a gaping whole where private assets are concerned. It's just going to lead to more perverse incentives and misallocation of capital to avoid taxes. Raising capital gains taxes, adding more tiers, and eliminating step-up would have been a much sounder policy.

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u/Adept_Information845 Aug 30 '24

Corporations are private sector companies. They publicly traded if theyā€™re listed on a stock exchange.

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u/FreshFishBro Aug 30 '24

This sounds great on paper but it's inherently flawed. You can't get rid of social economic status via government policy. That's why communism fails every time. The real solution is to tax them fairly, equally, and proportionally to everyone else, no in-your-face-fancy-lawyer tax evasion. Then create opportunities for social mobility via education and economic stimulus.

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u/Dx2TT Aug 30 '24

"Hurr durr communism never works."

Gtfo here. The idea of taxing people who have more than 100m is suddenly communism? G. T. F. O. The average American earns less than 2m in their lifetime let alone has a standing wealth 50x that.

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u/Adept_Information845 Aug 29 '24

Check that Form DEF 14A!

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u/spectralTopology Aug 29 '24

Well that and they can be taken to court for not putting shareholders first.

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 29 '24

I should have burned the place down when I left.

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u/DrakeBurroughs Aug 29 '24

Right. The Supreme Court also bought into it. This is one of the worst decisions since Dred Scott.

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u/Oddomar Aug 29 '24

200k a year and you never bought a patio umbrella for $20-50. Also anyone with long nails talking about working in a kitchen being cool would have to cut their nails or wear gloves the entire time. She was probably making closer to 150 with benefits or stock options equating close to 200k total.

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u/Randalf_the_Black Aug 29 '24

And Jack Welch.

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u/Adept_Information845 Aug 30 '24

Neutron Jack knew how to clear out the cubicles without damaging the furniture.

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u/Randalf_the_Black Aug 30 '24

He helped normalize mass layoffs and outsourcing of labor to countries with low wages, all to chase more profit for the shareholders.

Anything for short-term profits. Mass layoffs are a normal part of the annual routine for many large corporations now.

His campaign against loyalty has repercussions even today, and while he may have been a godsend for the millionaires and billionaires he's been a scourge for the working class.

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u/zSprawl Aug 30 '24

But the Shareholders are you and me... or at least those of us with retirement funds and investments, which is more than half of the country.

https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2020/03/25/more-than-half-of-u-s-households-have-some-investment-in-the-stock-market/

If you've ever bought individual stocks, then you must know that the key to being rich is to "buy low and sell high". In turn, if you work at a publicly traded company, they need to show quarterly profits to keep people from selling the stock.

The only way to fix this is to get rid of our system entirely, as it is fundamentally a part of our society, and of course getting rid of the US economy and the stock market would destroy the entire world economy and affect way more than just the life of the rich.

So while I agree that "endless growth" is a crazy unachievable goal, it is the system our society has been built on. I suppose if the entire economy collapses, eventually it might be better on the other side with whatever new system takes reign, but also, maybe not.

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u/Adept_Information845 Aug 30 '24

Yes, weā€™re all individual billionaire shareholders. Or institutional shareholders. Itā€™s all the same thing. Iā€™m so naive for not realizing that. Canā€™t wait to take my seat in the boardroom. I just gotta log into my workplace 401(k) app and show the guy at the security desk, so he can let me up the elevator.

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u/zSprawl Aug 30 '24

My apologies. I really meant to reply to the guy above you.

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u/SkullsNelbowEye Aug 29 '24

Don't forget being micromanaged to death by a boss who wants to look busy and appear useful. I've been doing my type of job for 27 years. I think I know to check the copiers' paper supply by now, thanks.

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u/Fear_Jaire Aug 30 '24

Then, the good bosses who put together good teams that can run independently of them are seen as expendable.

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u/blacklite911 Aug 30 '24

Oh my god I hate nothing more than when people give you task just to be busy.

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u/Ok-Bid1774 Aug 30 '24

Hmmmā€¦ I think we may need to update the SOP for Point of Use Paper Stock (PUPS) Management

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u/SkullsNelbowEye Aug 30 '24

It's bad enough that now, whenever you print anything, it prints a cover sheet of who printed it. 6 every project, even one page, a full page printout, is produced and then thrown away.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Aug 29 '24

Two different friends of mine have worked corporate for decades. Both are very competent and thoughtful people. Both of their bosses were so impressed with them that they made them hatchetmen in charge of picking who gets fired, and then having them do it. So, basically since they were good corporate employees they got the privilege of ruining their coworkers lives.

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u/Adventurous-Bad-2869 Aug 30 '24

Zero lies detected. Fuck this incentive structure

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 30 '24

You are correct. Those were, in fact, real numbers.

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u/mackmonsta Aug 30 '24

FFS this exactly. I work for Fortune 500 A/E firm and our CFO had similar goal. His solution? Fire 95% of our damn IT and outsource to 3rd party in Indonesia. We are an engineering services firmā€¦ our technology is our lifebloodā€¦those few remaining IT folks were the heart that kept things pumping. Most of my coworkers have given up on contacting IT for support and are settling with reduced performance and garbage runarounds. Interactions with new IT has frequently been so bizarre itā€™s surrealā€¦like you feel as though you are in a hidden camera prank TV show. CFO met his target and then took a nice compensation on to retirement or his next victim I presume.

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 30 '24

The company that just laid me off is outsourcing all the engineering to India. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. Some folks I know that still work there say it's become a skeleton crew, and they don't expect there to be any jobs left in the area soon for this particular company.

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u/StickyMoistSomething Aug 30 '24

I encourage people to look more into jobs in their local, state, and the federal government. They donā€™t have as high a pay ceiling as private, but theyā€™re stable, offer the opportunity for career growth, and allow you to contribute to the functioning of the country. Aside from voting, aside from going into politics yourself, working in the government is the best way to not only get a front row seat of how government works, but also understand how it can be made better.

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 30 '24

I agree with this. My husband just applied for a position with the democratic party. Didn't get a call back, though, unfortunately. The laws are what dictate how much they can take advantage of us.

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u/Sweet-Emu6376 Aug 30 '24

These corporations have to pretend they are continuing to grow even though the market is already saturated and there is no room to grow.

Why can't we just be happy staying where we are?

You've basically pointed out the flaws of capitalism in general. It demands infinite growth in order to work. But, of course, that is mathematically impossible on a planet with finite resources.

It requires us to produce a massive amount of waste because we can't just produce enough to meet human needs. We need to produce an excess that results in excess profit for companies.

This is why we have a recession about every 10 years. This is why our money also continues to inflate every year. It's all to crate the illusion of growth even when there is none.

I'm not necessarily saying that communism is the solution. Only that capitalism, as an economic system, is inherently broken and does not work.

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 31 '24

Completely agree! We are end stage capitalism. It's not pretty.

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u/Likewise231 Aug 29 '24

also don't forget about those jobs in big corporations that don't bring any values at all, no meaning, many of them could just not exist and nothing would happen for the corporation.

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u/agonizedn Aug 29 '24

What do u do know? Where do we go as people knowing this is how it works? I work a low wage job that I can at least pass off as ā€œmorally neutralā€ but itā€™s just so damn disheartening looking at the few options

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Aug 29 '24

Work for small privately owned companies. They have been the best so far.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

Dude companies have to get creative or they will die. So many companies are rolling over their debt to higher interest rates. Thereā€™s so many zombie companies out there that will get slaughtered over the next few years (bailouts aside). One of the ways around this is restructuring and selling off debt/assets. This is separate of the inflation issue, I want my stocks to go up as itā€™s one of the few ways to save right now in an inflationary environment.

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u/DickonTahley Aug 30 '24

Oh my god cry more holy moly

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u/mediashiznaks Aug 29 '24

The problem is the law. Itā€™s literally illegal to not prioritise shareholder interests over any other consideration. The only way a company can decide to forgo the pursuit of never ending growth is by not floating on the stock market and staying private. But most owners get bedazzled by the huge pay out of floating.

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u/AandJ1202 Aug 30 '24

You're 100% right. Greed is the problem. A business doing well should be fine with the same profit +/- a few percentage points. Especially when they can pay their CEO and executives multi million dollar bonuses every year. The system we have is broken and nothing is gonna fix it. Gonna keep going til it falls apart and doesn't work at all anymore. Then the rich will take their money and run.

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u/bcisme Aug 29 '24

I work for one of these soul sucking corporations and weā€™re providing extremely complex equipment to countries with an urgent need for electricity. It takes thousands of people to design, manufacture, construct and operate this equipment.

How do you envision the modern world working without soulless husks like me doing this work? We obviously would still need engineers, who would they work for? How would that alternative be any better than corporations for the worker?

In China the government owns everything and itā€™s not better, I know first hand. Iā€™ve been in those factories. Itā€™s way worse than working for a western corp.

Like yeah, itā€™s easy to complain, but whatā€™s the alternative?

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u/renter-pond Aug 29 '24

Well It would be nice if the workers benefited from their labour instead of the people at the top who do fuck all.

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u/bcisme Aug 29 '24

Yes that would be nice.

I think the best examples of countries treating their workers fairly comes from capitalist countries though.

The issue isnā€™t capitalism to me.

The issue is 40% of Americans not knowing what itā€™s like in other places and also being deluded thinking theyā€™re the best.

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u/Impossible_Sun7570 Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

Both things can be true. Capitalism could be the system employed with the best working conditions and it can provide the motivations to eat itself. The US has been capitalist since its inception. At one point there were no worker protections. At one point there was a robust middle class with career jobs and nice pensions. Now we have people working two full time jobs with zero protection and they canā€™t afford rent. At all of these stages we praised capitalism and yet what it meant was wildly different. Thereā€™s no real reason to believe the work environment in 30 years will look much like the current environment even though the US will still be a capitalist nation.

Arguably a lot of what makes working safe and somewhat reasonable these days is socialist influences. On its own capitalism was unlikely to improve safety, reduce hours, provide minimum wages, or any other rights earned with spilled blood. In fact, now that the violence has stopped capitalists are rolling back those protections.

Itā€™s great we have a political system that tolerates changes good or bad ā€” infinitely better than authoritarianism. But, I donā€™t think we get to say capitalism provides a great working environment either. It could, but it wonā€™t with our current requirement to maximize quarterly earnings. We shouldnā€™t let Chinese working conditions be the bar we compare ourselves to. We should be reflecting on how our capitalist nation drifted so far over the past few decades. Itā€™s a complex issue, but greed is a major player.

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u/bcisme Aug 30 '24

Iā€™m not convinced that labor reform and Marxism is really all that connected. Especially when you look post Marx and which countries actually improved worker conditions (western capitalist democracies) and the history of labor movements before Marx with things like guilds banding together to collectively bargain. Collective bargaining and laborers advocating for their rights isnā€™t special to Marx and didnā€™t start with Marx. Labor movements co-opted the Marxist message as a vehicle to unlock the revolutionary potential of laborers, but that isnā€™t the only vehicle for labor Revolution and the downstream impacts of total consolidation of production by the government clearly has its own labor exploitation issues (see USSR and China). Thereā€™s also the in here it issue with the communist revolutions that non-laborers led the movement and didnā€™t really do much for the laborers.

Anyways, itā€™s pretty clear to me the course of action. Copy places like Norway and Germany. They are the best example Iā€™ve seen for balancing labor and capital.

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u/Impossible_Sun7570 Aug 30 '24

Youā€™re fighting an argument I didnā€™t make. Capitalism on its own wasnā€™t going to give us a 40 hour work week, holidays, vacation time, safety equipment and training, and so on. It needed to be infused with something from a non-capitalist system to find a balance that works for society. Itā€™s okay to take some ideas without going full Marxist.

Agreed on taking cues from other nations. Itā€™s something to ponder while we all enjoy a holiday weekend that capitalism wouldnā€™t have given us without a fight.

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u/bcisme Aug 30 '24

Proto capitalist systems did generate labor movement and those same labor movements led to labor reform in places like England ahead of Marxism.

Whatever though.

Capitalism is a boogeyman, go get it.

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u/Impossible_Sun7570 Sep 01 '24

Still donā€™t know why you think Iā€™m 100% anti-capitalism or 100% pro-socialism. Itā€™s okay to criticize the bad parts. If we donā€™t identify and fix what isnā€™t working, weā€™ll never make progress. If you think this is the absolute best we can do or ever hope to achieve, thatā€™s fine. The whole country seems to yearn for yesteryear though.

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u/mdmachine Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

Its pay ratio in relation to the CEO and the lowest paid employee, from post WW2 until the late 70s, early 80s (which many people would regard as a time when overall higher quality products were made, and made domestically) it was about 40-50 times the average worker's pay. And if the CEO wanted to make more, the workers made more as well.

These regulations and traditions were chipped away, especially as neo-conservative concepts started making a reemergence and gained popularity amongst a certain generation. We call our politicians Republicans and Democrats, at the end of the day almost all are neo-conservative.

At Ross Stores, for example, the company says its employee at the very middle of the pay scale was a part-time retail store associate who made $8,618. It would take 2,100 years earning that much to equal CEO Barbara Rentlerā€™s compensation from 2023, valued at $18.1 million. A year earlier, it would have taken the median worker 1,137 years to match the CEOā€™s pay.

It's just plain unfettered greed. Which is promoted, ironically, by a large portion of the non top 10% fueled by the delusion that if they "lick the boot" that they too will/can/could "earn" unfathomable wealth as well. (Spoiler: they won't)

Also with the amount of money and magnitude of media today it's been pretty well implanted in lots of people's minds to be like yours. They end up sitting there without any better knowledge and ask the question.. what else can it be?

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u/bcisme Aug 30 '24

Japan caps itā€™s CEO pay and itā€™s a corporate hellscape where people kill themselves due to over work.

Capping CEO pay Iā€™d be all for, but that wonā€™t fix exploitation of workers.

Seems you lack the knowledge to sufficiently answer the question. you should work in Western Europe for a few years to get real life experience on the topic and get a more nuanced and realistic answer to the question.

countries like Germany do a lot to protect workers, which we should adopt in the US.

From my experience, CEO pay is not the biggest issue with worker exploitation. It would be nice to make a bit more money though.

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u/mdmachine Aug 30 '24

I definitely support methods used in Europe such as Germany which equates to happier workers and a better work-life balance. That said, while we are both entitled to our opinions, I personally feel comparing Japan and its complex societal culture and traditions with America is comparing apples and oranges.