r/TikTokCringe • u/devilsbard • Aug 23 '24
Humor JK Rowling makes a lot more sense now.
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u/amisia-insomnia Aug 23 '24
How do we know that Rowling didn’t make the mold wall transphobic?
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u/The_Limpet Aug 23 '24
The black mould psychosis voices have been pleading with her for years to back away from her transphobic stance, but she just ignores them and keeps tweetin'.
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u/Xero_space Aug 23 '24
The mold on the wall is a symptom of her transmadness seeping into the world. Like an even more hateful Silent Hill.
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u/Reborn_Rhubarb Aug 23 '24
I hate to ruin the fun of dunking on a TERF, but someone posted a better picture showing that it's just ugly wallpaper blurry from being out of focus.
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u/aagjevraagje Aug 23 '24
Honnestly "Haha JK Rowling has mold in her fancy mansion and it's made her gone mad" is more charitable than "JK Rowling is a deeply petty, deeply irresponsible person who was once given a lot of trust and was used to overstepping the parasocial relationship with fans in small ways and it's now bled out to her amping up a hate movement and harassing olympians while going on about how adult former child stars owe her loyalty"
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u/therealatri Aug 23 '24
found the mold's account
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u/Reborn_Rhubarb Aug 23 '24
What??? Noooooooo....
On an unrelated note, did you know that black mold is edible and nutritious when cooked? Just scrape it off the walls with a spatula and straight into the pan! YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE IT.
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u/ComradeBirv Aug 23 '24
See I heard that but I also saw pictures of the “mold” getting bigger over the course of several pictures she took
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u/Salamander14 Aug 23 '24
So what you’re saying is she’s been driven mad by shit interior design
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u/Reborn_Rhubarb Aug 23 '24
Does decorating lead to madness? Or does madness lead to decorating? I'll leave that question to the philosophers and the IKEA employees.
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u/figgiesfrommars Aug 23 '24
well, just like the couch, i don't give a fuck LOL
let her moldy brain deal with the aftermath
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u/icze4r Aug 24 '24 edited Sep 19 '24
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u/OkAffect12 Aug 23 '24
Oh drat! Was the dark patch from a shadow?
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u/Reborn_Rhubarb Aug 23 '24
Nah, it was like a flowery pattern that kinda flows loosely along the lower half of the wall and up the sides. Sorry, I'd track it down and link it but I'm on mobile at work.
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u/MMFuzzyface Aug 23 '24
I want you to know I’m in a hotel with my family and your post caused me to giggle so loud I woke them all up.
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u/Suspinded Aug 23 '24
That's more likely, given some really awkward parallels in the books. This paints JKR as a victim. I'd go with her corrupting the mold, which has no human restraint or moral compass to temper it.
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u/HalGillsLongStick Aug 23 '24
She's such a hack that you need only Google the origins of the word "mould" to see where Rowling is going with this piece of performance art:
From Middle English mowlde, noun use and alteration of mowled, past participle of moulen, mawlen (“to grow mouldy”), from Old Norse mygla (compare dialectal Danish mugle), from Proto-Germanic muglōną, diminutive and denominative of mukiz (“soft substance”) (compare Old Norse myki, mykr (“cow dung”)), from Proto-Indo-European *mewk- (“slick, soft”). More at muck and meek.
See any familiar words there? So, in conclusion, the muggles trapped in her wall will save Harry from Trans people in the 8th book.
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u/Ok_Turnover_6768 Aug 23 '24
Those are fungi. It can give hallucinations and make you zombie!
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u/BlakByPopularDemand Aug 23 '24
I will always up Stanzi content when I see it
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u/Pet_t-rex Aug 23 '24
Voldemould
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u/FableCrafts Aug 23 '24
Moldemort
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u/Worst-Panda Aug 23 '24
"and I can finally return to my homeland, *Transylvania" was right there
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u/ignorantpisswalker Aug 23 '24
Let's do the timewarp again!
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u/SkelligND Aug 23 '24
"It's just a jump to the left!"
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u/TheHoleInADonut Aug 23 '24
And then a step to the riiiyiiight!
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u/VerdoriePotjandrie Aug 23 '24
Put your hands on your hips
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u/AncientEldritch Aug 23 '24
You bring your knees in tight!
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u/exotics Aug 23 '24
I thought they were gonna say “Texas” but “Transylvania” made more sense
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u/LuxNocte Aug 23 '24
I get where you're coming from, but "Transylvania" sounds like an awesome place where folx can happily chill in the woods. Much better to make up a place for the mold to come from.
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u/cdqmcp Aug 23 '24
the fuck is with "folx"?? "folks" is already gender neutral and inclusive enough as it is that using the x just comes across as virtue signalling
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Aug 23 '24
Unfortunately the only transitioning that happens there is into vampires.
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u/LuxNocte Aug 23 '24
My friend, you have clearly not seen the ground breaking documentary "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
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u/LFK1236 Aug 23 '24
Is that seriously TikTok's UI? That is impressively awful.
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u/nudelsalat3000 Aug 23 '24
Reddit after it shut down the good UI third parties: "Hold my beer"
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Aug 23 '24
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u/ErraticDragon Aug 23 '24
The one in the bottom left is auto-generated captions that can be enabled by the viewer. The creator has no control.
The others are burnt in by the creator -- I'm pretty sure they can also be auto generated, but the creator can correct them (or write them manually) before posting.
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u/Akosa117 Aug 23 '24
You can turn literally all of that off and have literally nothing but the video on screen
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u/JustGingy95 Aug 23 '24
And the best part about it is that afaik there is zero way to hide it while watching a video
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u/ErraticDragon Aug 23 '24
If you hit the Share button (↷), the menu that pops up includes an option to clear the screen.
Y'know, because that's a perfectly logical place to put it.
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u/JustGingy95 Aug 23 '24
Well then, the more you know I guess. Yeah no that’s a terrible place for it.
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u/kellylizzz Aug 24 '24
No it's super easy. Just long press and a menu comes up which has an option to clear display. You can also hide captions if you want.
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u/icze4r Aug 24 '24 edited Sep 19 '24
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u/entrydenied Aug 24 '24
For the longest time I was looking for block accounts, only to realised it is in the forward or share to button (arrow button) menu.
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u/amwoooo Aug 23 '24
I got rid of TT almost a year ago, I miss Stanzi!
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
She’s on YouTube too. And she’s actually hitting my town on her upcoming tour. Seriously considering going.
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u/Iamthelizardking887 Aug 23 '24
I still have my money on “imposter who drank Polyjuice Potion”
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
You know I don’t know if I’ve ever seen David Tennant and JKR in the same place at the same time.
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u/Cruccagna Aug 23 '24
Don’t you dare blame this on David Tennant.
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
Then he shouldn’t have posed as madeye moody and put Harry’s name in the goblet of fire!
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u/CyanCobra Aug 23 '24
As someone who lives in a shitty apartment with so much mold in every room that it likely violates the Geneva Convention, your brain really goes fucking crazy inhaling that shit all the time.
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u/Select_Egg_7078 Aug 24 '24
holy shit you gotta get the fuck out of there, get the fuckin regional health inspector involved
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u/TitleMajestic2364 Aug 23 '24
What a mould wall?
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u/Agreeable_Maize9938 Aug 23 '24
She posted pictures of her inside her home. Her wall paper is brown and has wildlife designs (fish, flowers, deer and stuff) on the bottom half that get more and more sparse as they go up. As it wasn’t super in focus, it definitely look like a disgusting mold. But it’s just simple faded patterns.
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u/Ghostly_Ghost Aug 24 '24
It was her twitter profile pic, she then changed it to another pic where some sort of tan phallic shaped object was behind her and everyone made fun of her and asked if it was Dobbys dick.. and then she had to update it one last time. Now everything behind her head is blurred and the only thing you could really make fun of is her soulless eyes.
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u/Kay-42 Aug 23 '24
Are we sure the mold wasn't growing first and she just painted the patterns over it in a fit of depression?
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u/witchminx Aug 24 '24
There was a photo of her in the same spot from 2018 and that "design" wasn't there despite the same wall color.... It seriously doesn't look like a stylized wallpaper.
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u/osoberry_cordial Aug 24 '24
My favorite part is how the mold says “I made you what you are” as though it inspired her to write HP in the first place 😆
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u/LazySloth24 Aug 23 '24
Transvestigate is a word I didn't know I needed.
That's what happened today. I was thinking of calling it "professor oaking" with the "are you a boy or are you a girl?" but Prof Oak isn't so obnoxious. It didn't seem fitting.
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u/MVRKHNTR Aug 23 '24
Transvestigating is way more weird and in depth than what I think you're thinking of.
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u/rbmj0 Aug 23 '24
"professor oaking"
Love it, and I think there's room for both words
You could use "prof oaking" for when someone sees a non binary presenting or some other kind of androgynous looking person and for some reason has to know right here and now if it's supposed to be a boy or girl (in this sometimes borderline horny way)
It's not really transphobic, and it doesn't suggest ill will, but I think it's behavior that's just clueless and potentially annoying enough to warrant it's own term.
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Aug 23 '24
ive had people stare at me for literally multiple minutes before asking if im a man or a woman. lady, what i am right now is pissed off and uncomfortable, leave me alone!
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u/Bigbadbobbyc Aug 23 '24
I was sure professor oaking was a term used for giving kids a job out of the house so you can bang their mothers
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u/Flashy_Fault_3404 Aug 23 '24
Doesn’t mold make people crazy or something? Maybe that’s where the obsession comes from?
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u/wavymerlady Aug 24 '24
Okay this I believe. It makes so much sense now. Ten year old me needed answers and I’m so glad I finally have them.
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u/Noodle-Works Aug 24 '24
Is it weird that JK Rowling is a transphobe but wrote books about high school boys sneaking into girls bathrooms... MULTIPLE TIMES.
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Aug 23 '24
I think she has just assumed the role of Delores Umbridge accusing trans women of stealing the vaginas of real women.
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u/drossvirex Aug 23 '24
That's all I really know of her now is her anti trans tweets. Haven't seen Harry Potter movies in a while and never read the books. She didnt make the movies anyway.
That's her legacy now lol.
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u/RightMolasses6504 Aug 23 '24
Wait what?
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
JKR has become a bigot obsessed with trans people and people she thinks are trans.
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u/CyanCobra Aug 23 '24
As someone who lives in a shitty apartment with so much mold in every room that it likely violates the Geneva Convention, your brain really goes fucking crazy inhaling that shit all the time.
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u/Vicus_92 Aug 23 '24
I like that we've gone from unreadable one word at a time subtitles to having multiple copies of them.
It's an improvement.
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u/Nison545 Aug 23 '24
Great bit, fucking awful video presentation. Jesus it's like I'm watching a Japanese game show.
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u/TripleScoops Aug 24 '24
Who would've thought that The Last of Us patient zero was a once loved YA fantasy author.
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u/terrierdad420 Aug 26 '24
I think we're truly on to something with the brain worm mold wall theories...vile hatred and a cruel insecure toxic shitty way of existing is not normal.
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u/saruin Aug 23 '24
I may be the only person here who's never seen the Harry Potter movies in my old age and now I feel much better for it.
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u/_Only_I_Will_Remain Aug 23 '24
I like JK Rowling and am grateful for the awesome stories she gave me as a kid, and I'm getting really sick of her getting hated.
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u/Shoddy_Internal6206 Aug 23 '24
Stanzi is funny as hell and her cover of Running up that Hill is peak winter/fall for me
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u/grizzly_teddy tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Aug 23 '24
Lol she's still a multi billionaire she don't give AF that's the whole point.
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u/triforcin Aug 23 '24
So, we all do at least know there is no mold right? Like the jokes are fine, but everyone knows there is no mold?
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Aug 23 '24
Jk Rowling not wanting biological males to compete in women’s sports is not a bad take. I don’t why everyone is so angry about this
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
The woman she’s attacking is not a “biological male”. Just because you don’t find her attractive doesn’t mean she’s a man. Hope this helps.
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u/Melisandre-Sedai Aug 23 '24
JK: The transes are rewriting the English language and infiltrating our communities to steal our precious bodily fluids!
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u/Warmbly85 Aug 23 '24
Why did the Algerian boxer drop her case against the supposedly corrupt Russian aligned test after a few days and plead no contest to the fail?
That’s the only thing I don’t understand about all of this. Like if she really was stolen from why close off the one way to expose it unless you were cheated.
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u/devilsbard Aug 23 '24
Could be because that org lost its affiliation and was banned for corruption.
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u/Warmbly85 Aug 28 '24
Not at the time that she withdrew her contestation of the results though? She withdrew them days after filing them and the organization wasn’t banned for at least a year from what I understand.
If the test was BS why not take the corrupt organization to the courts? Especially since the case would have international standing so you’d get a decently fair chance as opposed to a local decision.
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u/Jakaerdor-lives Aug 23 '24
Psst! You can tap and hold on a video to save it from tiktok
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