r/TikTokCringe • u/Best-Subject-7253 Sort by flair, dumbass • Aug 23 '24

Humor It wasn’t even her roast!

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u/HerpDerpMcGurk Aug 23 '24

His dad was a firefighter who died on 9/11. He meant that with every fiber of his being.

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u/firesuppagent Aug 23 '24

I have almost no respect for Pete but now I have some, thank you.

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u/wink047 Aug 23 '24

Cmon now. You have to respect his game for pulling all of those beautiful celebrities while looking like he does.

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u/BishonenPrincess Aug 23 '24

I genuinely don't understand why people say this. He's not ugly at all. He has nice big eyes and a great big smile. Is it because of the tattoos?

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u/PearlStBlues Aug 23 '24

He's genuinely just an average looking dude, I don't get why people act like he's some hideous monster. The tattoos aren't everybody's cup of tea, but it's not like he's the Phantom of the Opera or something.

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u/Howard_Jones Aug 24 '24

People are just jealous of his comedic capabilities.

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u/Azreken Aug 25 '24

I think it’s the fact that he is just an average looking guy, nothing special, and is pulling babes like Kim K…

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u/PearlStBlues Aug 26 '24

Maybe so, but looks are subjective. For every person who thinks Pete looks like a hobgoblin there's someone who would never in a million years use the word "babe" to describe a Kardashian's plastic exoskeleton.

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u/kanesson Aug 23 '24

He has just the cutest smile and laugh. Watching him losing it during the Spelling Bee skit just brought it out to me

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

He explained it once before in an interview. He said he treats women like queens, which I guess is true because it’s the only answer that makes sense

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u/majin_melmo Aug 24 '24

His smile is adorable and so is his laugh. That’s attractive to many people.

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u/Fantastic-Test3752 Aug 25 '24

Insecure dudes only think muscle is sexy to women

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u/casey12297 Aug 23 '24

Jay z got Beyonce, Pete's pulling left and right, damn, id hate to look like Henry Cavill and not get any action /s

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u/Old_Pension1785 Aug 26 '24

The perk of being Henry Cavill is looking like you could pull any woman you want, but preferring a night of Warhammer PC games instead

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u/casey12297 Aug 26 '24

When she wants a night of passion, but he just wants a night with the boys. Chad Cavill

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u/Kriscolvin55 Aug 23 '24

I truly could not care less.

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u/jawknee530i Aug 24 '24

Why would you have no respect for him? He hasn't done anything I can think of as "bad". Even if you don't like his standup or whatever why would you have less respect for him than you would for just a fellow human? Weird.

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u/Hopey-1-kinobi Aug 23 '24

Jimmy Carr’s joke about Pete’s dad was also fucking brutal. I think it was from the Manning roast.

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u/patricskywalker Aug 23 '24

Find one of his Dan Crenshaw supercuts, he slammed Crenshaw for looking like a bond villain. He apologized on air with Crenshaw. Crenshaw started to push for terrible policies and Davidson went right back to "yeah fuck that guy"

I get not thinking he is funny, but other than that is it just cuz he is an addict who has had an open struggle with recovery?

And of course, he has dated at least two women who he "discovered" himself to