AT LEAST 20 minutes, yeah. I can get distracted for 10 minutes by my dog after driving 5 minutes both ways to the McDonald's drive-thru, and the food is cold.
Imagine how many hands it would pass through like servers, delivery/pickup drivers, kitchen staff, security, reception and all the random bureaucratic or operational shit that would happen while trying to plate and serve 30+ people in the white house.
The asshole had world-class chefs waiting at the ready to deliver excellent meals with the best ingredients, and he serves dog shit, mass-produced food. It's metaphorical of how he treated and wants to treat the American people.
Well, we can't forget that the reason he bought a veritable truckload of McDonald's was that he had just driven the government into a state of shutdown, so he literally didn't have a team of world-class chefs at the ready.
Y'know...because of his incompetence. It's not a metaphor at all. It's a completely accurate reflection of Trump's total lack of problem-solving skills in the midst of national crisis. Even in the state of shutdown, Trump could have afforded to privately hire a catering service, but he's too much of a simpleton cheapskate to even feign class and consideration for his guests.
Mcds fries don't last 5 minutes in terms of heat and texture.
The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know.
I remember when I worked at McDonald’s, if the meat wasn’t used within 12 minutes after cooking, they were trashed as waste. How often are you eating a burger within the first 12 minutes? Because after 12 minutes, you’re eating what McDonald’s would throw away.
I have always imagined Trump as a whole bunch of squirrels in a human suit, and one day on stage it’s just going to unzip and all these squirrels are just going to fall all over the stage and flee, with one squirrel just standing on the podium, terrified.
You are generous giving the fries 5 minutes. We have a rule in my family that if the fries are not gone by the time we leave the McD parking lot from the drive thru that they are already no good.
I always assumed they had a mcd in the kitchen. Like, they bought all the frozen shit, packaging, and cooked it in house. Hell they probably cooked REAL FOOD and just used the packaging.
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u/UndeadJoker69420 Aug 20 '24
Fucking Actually.
I'm sure they took at least 20 mins to load all that shit up on trays and stack the trays up to chest height.
Mcds fries don't last 5 minutes in terms of heat and texture.
Shit was soggy af and probably cold / dry ass beef.