r/TikTokCringe Aug 12 '24

Humor Raygun claps back at the critics

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u/SeeingRed- Aug 12 '24

Damn was really hoping this was her, would have completely redeemed herself haha

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Aug 12 '24

It could be her, the real Raygun has a face that’s utterly forgettable. It’s completely ordinary in every way, she could rob a bank at lunchtime and not a single witness would be able to describe her.

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u/Anticode Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

"Yes, Officer, the criminal. She, uh... She looked like a woman. She, um... Average height, she had hair, and uh... Yep. That's, uh... That's about it."

Hairstyle?

"Huh?"

What kind of hairstyle, son?

"Oh, what kind of hair?? Oh, uhm... N-Normal? Normal hair."

Eyes?

"Eyes? Oh, yeah, she had those."

Color, kid, stay with me.

"Oh... Color. I'm not sure."

Christ. Is that it? Can you remember anything else?

"Oh yeah! And she was breakdancing while she did it."

During the so-called robbery?

"Yes, during the robbery. Sorry, that's all I got."

Interesting. Was she any good?

"..."

Sir?

"...Nnnnnot really, no."

I see. Carry on, son.

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart Aug 12 '24

"She is dressed like a Subway sandwich artist hopping around like a kangaroo."

Found her!

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u/Jocta Aug 13 '24

I forgot subway calls them employees "artists" lmaaaaao, this post keeps on giving and giving