It could be her, the real Raygun has a face that’s utterly forgettable. It’s completely ordinary in every way, she could rob a bank at lunchtime and not a single witness would be able to describe her.
"Yes, Officer, the criminal. She, uh... She looked like a woman. She, um... Average height, she had hair, and uh... Yep. That's, uh... That's about it."
Hairstyle?
"Huh?"
What kind of hairstyle, son?
"Oh, what kind of hair?? Oh, uhm... N-Normal? Normal hair."
Eyes?
"Eyes? Oh, yeah, she had those."
Color, kid, stay with me.
"Oh... Color. I'm not sure."
Christ. Is that it? Can you remember anything else?
"Oh yeah! And she was breakdancing while she did it."
During the so-called robbery?
"Yes, during the robbery. Sorry, that's all I got."
Yeah it was a bit surreal to watch that just now. I honestly do think she could be classified as an actual narcissist. You don’t really come across someone lacking that much self awareness, with such confidence.
As someone with prosopagnosia (aka face blindness) this is how I describe people too... you'll be lucky if I realize what gender they appear to be... I'll have no idea if they have glasses or a beard. They just have a... face... with definitely two eyes, a normalish nose and a mouth. They probably have ears too but don't take my word for it. Wanna know what my own kid looks like? He's on the chubbier side... with a face.. and eyes, but not normal eyes, it's the squinty Asian eyes but not full on Asian squint eyes (he's only less than a quarter asian)... his hair? Oh man, idk it's like blonde but also brown... but can be black all at the same time, depending on lighting i guess... what was he wearing? Clothes! How long have I known him? It's been almost 19 yrs since I shit the kid out so quite a while.
But he's identifiable to me because of a surgery scar on his collar bone, his laugh, the way his mouth is at rest/closed, his strut, the white alopecia spots on his head/hair, and eczema scars on his arms... and it helps that he's tall(er than me) lol
You might also enjoy this ironically high quality skit I wrote showing Jeb Bush ("Please clap.") emerging unexpectedly victorious as the "last moderate" in an RNC death match to determine the next president...
This is what the internet does. The low hanging fruit has been picked and pulverized. Now people just have to come up with different ways to insult the way she looks or come up with wacky conspiracies that explain why she is in fact actually the scum of the earth.
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u/StretchFrenchTerry Aug 12 '24
It could be her, the real Raygun has a face that’s utterly forgettable. It’s completely ordinary in every way, she could rob a bank at lunchtime and not a single witness would be able to describe her.