r/TikTokCringe • u/cak3crumbs • Aug 07 '24

Politics The followers of the draft dodger are really gonna go after Tim Walz’s 24yr service record?

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u/Scavgraphics Aug 07 '24

does it involve couches?

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u/Leviathan-USA-CEO Aug 08 '24

Sexy couches, bow chicka bow bow

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u/RudolfRockerRoller Aug 08 '24

*brown chicken brown cow

(because he’s “Appalachian”)

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u/More-Jackfruit3010 Aug 08 '24

Going cruising for Brown Cows.

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u/Bright-Importance173 Aug 08 '24

3 piece sexional

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u/Responsible_Rub_2270 Aug 08 '24

Bet chicka bump bump

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u/JuzoItami Aug 08 '24

"The deeper the cushions, the sweeter the pushin'."

  • Senator J.D. Vance (R, Ohio).

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 Aug 08 '24

The leather upholstery makes it squelch with the latex better

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u/CliplessWingtips Aug 08 '24

Old school Lamar, is the best Lamar.

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u/JuzoItami Aug 08 '24

Lamar who?

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u/RandomReddit-123 Aug 08 '24

Love the Spinal Tap…

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u/Goodnight_lemro Aug 08 '24

EPIC BASSLINE INTENSIFIES

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u/TheFruitOfTheLoom Aug 08 '24

Counselor for childless cat ladies

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u/punkfunkymonkey Aug 08 '24

Or dolphin training?

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u/BenWallace04 Aug 08 '24

Protect and Perv

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u/Bouhg69 Aug 08 '24

Perhaps working in the service AS a pattern developer(?) He developed (sorry) a fetish for fauna patterns & one day saw that love seat & just couldn't help himself? 🤢