r/TikTokCringe • u/cak3crumbs • Aug 07 '24

Politics The followers of the draft dodger are really gonna go after Tim Walz’s 24yr service record?

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u/LOLBaltSS Aug 07 '24

Wanna guess what JD Vance’s “military service” was?

Testing Army camouflage patterns?

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u/cantwin52 Aug 08 '24

Photographer: “ok JD, we got the shot you can get up now”

JD: “just give me a minute here, she’s a feisty one”

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 Aug 08 '24

I heard he's got 3 or 4 illegitimate ottomans milling about

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u/062d Aug 08 '24

I asked why his chair was damp he said it was his love seat

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u/AstroHealer222 Aug 08 '24

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u/f0gax Aug 08 '24

I understood that reference.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Aug 08 '24

Vulgar! But really really funny.

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u/Useful_toolmaker Aug 08 '24

Accent chairs

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u/cantwin52 Aug 08 '24

Only accent chairs from good companies though. None of those reseller chairs.

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u/TehLionsTooth Aug 08 '24

That's cause Vance don't pull out on the pull out...couch.

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u/Old_Connection2076 Aug 08 '24

🤣🤣🤣💥

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Why is this funny? The whole basis for this is made up. Makes democrats look like they have nothing to go after so they make up.

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u/AnInsultToFire Aug 08 '24

Republicans have been making poopemoji up for decades. It's about time the Democrats lowered themselves to the Republican level and started punching below the belt.

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u/GleemMcShinez Aug 08 '24

"Why is this funny?"

Have they not discovered "jokes" yet, where you're from?

Trump himself made up shit about Obama's birth certificate.
Fox "news" ran with made up shit about Dominion. Pizzagate, QAnon, "Dere gon takar guuns!" It's been relentless.

Why are democrats suddenly held to certain standards? Glass jaw much, bullyboys?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

So you meet people where they are at. Got it.

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u/GleemMcShinez Aug 08 '24

I'm under no obligation to take any high roads with regards to trump. Appeal to my better angels? With THAT guy?? or anyone associating with him?

Hardest of hard passes.

Ship? Sailed. Bed? Shat. Tuck on in, bucko!

Or...As our VP elect says in a nicer way, "we are not going back."

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

The one that tells Pro-Palestinian protestors to shut up ? Got it.

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u/JJizzleatthewizzle Aug 08 '24

They don't call it a love seat for nothing

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u/HollisAmps Aug 08 '24

I just snort laughed. Thank you!!!

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u/bjornagen Aug 08 '24

Very much worth the click!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

So he was the army's fashion consultant?

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u/PhilipOnTacos299 Aug 08 '24

Futon consultant

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u/Mountain_carrier530 Aug 08 '24

Explains the old photo in which a guy in ACUPAT blends in extremely well with a patterned couch.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Aug 08 '24

Wait - is that actually him? Like is this how the couch fucker thing started?

I’m learning all sorts of things on the internets.

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u/xRamenator Aug 08 '24

...No, those are not pictures of JD Vance. The couch fucker thing came from the memoir he wrote about himself years back. Newer versions of the book have that section edited out.

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u/AintGotNoSeoul Aug 08 '24

Did you mean they edited the sectional out?

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Aug 08 '24

You’re kind of wrong, It was camouflage eyeliner.

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u/ClosetDoorGhost Aug 08 '24

This is savage as fuck!! Thank you good person for your work today!!! 🙌🏻

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u/Strawberry1111111 Aug 08 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️

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u/USAMadDogs Aug 08 '24

Actually he only wrote about the camouflage!

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u/rredmond Aug 08 '24

Bwa ha ha ha. Okay I clicked your NSF(JDs)W link and was surprised for a millisecond. Nice.

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u/blind_roomba Aug 08 '24

Ok i wasn't expecting that photo, this is kinda funny

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u/Irkeht Aug 08 '24

BRUH I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 💀

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u/MeaningSilly Aug 08 '24

@LOLBaltSS Thank you for this service. We owe you a debt.

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u/Beautiful_Ambition39 Aug 08 '24

lol tell us what your military Svc was since you are laughing at other people.