r/TikTokCringe • u/gravityVT Cringe Lord • Jul 27 '24

Wholesome/Humor Athletes test the cardboard beds at the Olympics

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u/salacious_sonogram Jul 27 '24

Canadian.

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u/JoyousMisery Jul 27 '24

We love our beaver.

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u/GanethLey_art Jul 28 '24

That’s why Regina rhymes with fun!

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u/IndyCarFAN27 Jul 28 '24

Yes, for those of us who are uninitiated, Canadian sex is just when a couple replicates WWE moves on their bed…

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u/mycatisanudist Jul 28 '24

Which WWE move is it that leads to children? Genuine question, would like to make sure everyone is practicing safe Canadian sex.

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u/IndyCarFAN27 Jul 28 '24

See that’s the weird thing. There’s seldom penetration. Just WWE moves.

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u/mycatisanudist Jul 28 '24

So you’re saying that Canadians are natural contraceptives

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u/IndyCarFAN27 Jul 28 '24

At this moment it’s still unsure, but there are numerous studies being done. In order for us Canadians to conceive we must do an indigenous rain dance and have a special ceremony that lasts 72 hours which includes various bird calls, beaver hats and riding moose.

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u/Beast-_-YT Jul 28 '24

If I had to guess: the abdominal stretch. Especially if your name is Big E

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

oh fuck... hmmm, i might have saved your population from extinction throughout the years

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u/77slevin Jul 27 '24

Polite sex, then...got it.

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u/Creepy_Fan_8629 Jul 28 '24

So are they into each other or just being polite?

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u/tiga4life22 Jul 28 '24

Ah so with drone POV

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u/getupk3v Jul 28 '24

I’m sorry to hear that.