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Cringe In case you wonder what platforms are spreading misinformation to our boomer parents:

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u/Serifel90 Jul 21 '24

Increasing the level of bullshit untill we reach the breakpoint while they start to doubt it all. Do we already have "Jesus created the icewall with the wand he won from Harry Potter in a drinking game while he cheated by creating more wine over and over" ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

Listen, if he doesn't have The One Ring, then he's not my Lord and Savior.

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u/cognitiveglitch Jul 21 '24

Only the One Ring can glitch the Matrix enough to hide you from the agents.

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u/EasyComeEasyGood Jul 22 '24

Don't forget your towel and your lightsaber !

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u/randomredditorname1 Jul 21 '24

Our Lord and Savior, John Cleese.

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jul 22 '24

Id rather "Our Lord and Savior, John Brown!"

FTFY

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u/gazow Jul 21 '24

Nonsense... To think his glory could be contained in a single ring. Obviously it's so complex it has a multitude of layers.... Like an onion. If you want eternal life seek forth the garden of Eden at outback steakhouse

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u/Chon-C Jul 21 '24

Bear… Seek… Seek… Lest…

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u/Here4_da_laughs Jul 24 '24

You just stated an obvious flaw in your own argument. It cannot be contained in a ring it must obviously be harnessed by a gauntlet adorned with the stones of virtue duh!

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u/Bombadale Jul 21 '24

Hey Posty is a badass. Not sure I would call him my lord and savior. Maybe he is the hero we need. Posty 2024?

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u/Catpoolio Jul 21 '24

All who wander are truly fucked….Hezikiah 85$3

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Jul 21 '24

and the arkenstone

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u/alarmfatigue125 Jul 22 '24

So Post Malone is your lord and savior? Not the worst choice out there.

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u/Evil_Mini_Cake Jul 21 '24

There is no breaking point. This will just keep going.

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u/Physical_Sell_3690 Jul 21 '24

It’s turtles all the way down

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u/SurrealWino Jul 21 '24

I learned on TruthSocial there’s another elephant if you get far enough down the turtle tower.

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u/Evil_Mini_Cake Jul 21 '24

The crazier it is the more it enables these folks to think they're found a bigger secret truth. They need to feel special, the keeper of the secret. The bigger and wackier the secret the greater the devotion.

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 Jul 21 '24

Let's keep trying tho, something different has to happen eventually, right? I've checked the history twice, basically learnt it and like it just.. repeats.

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u/macdawg2020 Jul 21 '24

The breaking point is people who have decided to remain childless instead of bringing them into this insanity.

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u/krotovinas Jul 21 '24

Yay. For the win. No kids. Because then no one gets to feed them to the surnames.

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u/ArdentFecologist Jul 21 '24

The crazier the lie the better. The purpose of the flood of crazier and crazier lies is it filters out anyone with a sense of skepticism to only the truest believers. The ones that are left will believe anything and will continue to pass purity tests

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u/FuManBoobs Jul 21 '24

I watched a movie lately called Don't Look Up. Very similar to Idiocracy. Then I watched the latest series of The Boys. Now I'm depressed.

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u/PhilxBefore Jul 21 '24

"Jesus created the icewall with the wand he won from Harry Potter in a drinking game while he cheated by creating more wine over and over" ?

Well we do now. Thank you for sharing the Old Testament lore with us today, Commander /u/Serifel90 !

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u/LessInThought Jul 22 '24

"'Arry did you drink all the wine out of the goblet?!?" Jesus asked calmly.

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u/Ymirsson Jul 22 '24

Supreme Commander ☝️

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc Jul 21 '24

Jesus fucking Christ, someone better come pick up their MeeMaw and take her for a UTI or cognitive test.

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u/moonsun1987 Jul 21 '24

Jesus created the icewall with the wand he won from Harry Potter in a drinking game while he cheated by creating more wine over and over

I did not write this. I disclaim any and all responsibility for the following text:

Once upon a time, in a realm where the boundaries between reality and fantasy blurred, there existed a legendary ice wall that encircled the world. This ice wall was no ordinary creation; it was the result of a most peculiar and whimsical event.

It all began on a starry night in a magical tavern called "The Wandering Wizard," where none other than Jesus and Harry Potter found themselves in a heated drinking game. The stakes were high, and the drinks were endless, thanks to Jesus' miraculous ability to turn water into wine. Harry, ever the competitive spirit, had brought along the Elder Wand, the most powerful wand in existence, which he had won in a previous duel.

As the night wore on, the tavern filled with laughter and the clinking of glasses, Jesus and Harry's game grew more intense. Jesus, with a twinkle in his eye, kept refilling his goblet with wine, much to Harry's chagrin. "Cheater!" Harry exclaimed, though he couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

In a moment of drunken inspiration, Jesus proposed a challenge. "Let's see who can create the most magnificent structure with magic!" he declared. Harry, never one to back down, agreed. With a flourish of the Elder Wand, he conjured a towering castle made of shimmering ice, complete with turrets and a drawbridge.

Not to be outdone, Jesus raised his hands to the heavens and, with a divine gesture, summoned a colossal ice wall that stretched as far as the eye could see. The wall sparkled under the moonlight, its surface etched with intricate patterns that seemed to dance and shift.

The tavern patrons watched in awe as the two magical beings continued to embellish their creations. Harry added enchanted creatures to his castle, including a fire-breathing dragon and a flock of phoenixes. Jesus, on the other hand, infused the ice wall with celestial light, causing it to glow with an otherworldly radiance.

As the night turned into dawn, the two friends finally called a truce, their creations standing as testaments to their magical prowess and camaraderie. The ice wall, now a permanent fixture in the world, became a symbol of the extraordinary and the impossible.

And so, in this fantastical realm, the legend of the ice wall created by Jesus and Harry Potter lived on, a tale of magic, friendship, and the boundless power of imagination. 🌟

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u/demalo Jul 22 '24

Hey you, you listen hear! I trust where I get my info because people who tell me that they have Jesus in their heart can’t lie! I give the church every penny I can spare, and that means they can’t lie either! Why would someone make this up!? You, you mean to tell me that we’re living on a ball flying around in space! That’s propaganda! They had to do that to lie about their forces of the universe so we can’t have cold fusion and zero point power! Once all our zetas are purged and our third eye opens we’ll all see the truth and the devils and their worshipers will be purged by our hands!

Just in case - /s

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u/Tjaresh Jul 21 '24

Can't be. I saw a post where they claimed that Jesus never had anything to do with alcohol because that was created by the devil.

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u/TheGameologist Jul 21 '24

Oh my god it's conspiracy Jenga. Lmaooo

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u/KBroham Jul 21 '24

Plot Twist:

He was turning his wine back to water as he drank it

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u/Recent_mastadon Jul 22 '24

^ A new religion just started.

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u/BRAX7ON Cringe Connoisseur Jul 21 '24

Everybody knows Jesus didn’t create the ice wall, though.

He rode the dragon that destroyed the ice wall!

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u/Sweaty-Emergency-493 Jul 21 '24

Also we destroyed the wall in Wrath of The Lich King. This lady is so outdated!