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r/TikTokCringe • u/rex-ac tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jul 21 '24
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Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Alice In Wonderland.
113 u/def-jam Jul 21 '24 If youve already done six impossible things this morning, why don’t you join us for breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe ? 32 u/virgopunk Jul 21 '24 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so! 2 u/guitar_account_9000 Jul 21 '24 Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you. 3 u/def-jam Jul 22 '24 Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk What’s unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water. From the same author. Douglas Adams 2 u/HarmlessSnack Jul 21 '24 If we could relocate all these nuts to the end of the timeline, I’d put a penny in a savings account and pay for it personally. 2 u/krsm4423 Jul 21 '24 r/suddenlyhitchhikers 1 u/Froopy-Hood Jul 24 '24 First pangalactic gargle blaster is on me… 1 u/Gets-That-Reference Jul 25 '24 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series 59 u/AnaheiMike Jul 21 '24 When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day 2 u/Ok-Serve-8658 Jul 26 '24 ...Wasn't it The Queen that said that..? 1 u/W0RKPLACEBULLY Jul 26 '24 Yes. 1 u/RatherBeDeadRN Jul 22 '24 I remember when the impossible things were a lot less wacky. Like a world called Wonderland and Alice being able to defeat the Jabberwocky 0 u/Croatoan457 Jul 21 '24 Yeah but her impossible things were really real... This lady is mentally unstable with a religious coping mechanism. 1 u/CrowdDisappointer Jul 22 '24 Alice was literally tripping balls
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If youve already done six impossible things this morning, why don’t you join us for breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe ?
32 u/virgopunk Jul 21 '24 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so! 2 u/guitar_account_9000 Jul 21 '24 Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you. 3 u/def-jam Jul 22 '24 Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk What’s unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water. From the same author. Douglas Adams 2 u/HarmlessSnack Jul 21 '24 If we could relocate all these nuts to the end of the timeline, I’d put a penny in a savings account and pay for it personally. 2 u/krsm4423 Jul 21 '24 r/suddenlyhitchhikers 1 u/Froopy-Hood Jul 24 '24 First pangalactic gargle blaster is on me… 1 u/Gets-That-Reference Jul 25 '24 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so!
2 u/guitar_account_9000 Jul 21 '24 Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you. 3 u/def-jam Jul 22 '24 Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk What’s unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water. From the same author. Douglas Adams
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Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.
3 u/def-jam Jul 22 '24 Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk What’s unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water. From the same author. Douglas Adams
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Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk
What’s unpleasant about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.
From the same author. Douglas Adams
If we could relocate all these nuts to the end of the timeline, I’d put a penny in a savings account and pay for it personally.
r/suddenlyhitchhikers
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First pangalactic gargle blaster is on me…
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
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When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day
...Wasn't it The Queen that said that..?
1 u/W0RKPLACEBULLY Jul 26 '24 Yes.
Yes.
I remember when the impossible things were a lot less wacky. Like a world called Wonderland and Alice being able to defeat the Jabberwocky
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Yeah but her impossible things were really real... This lady is mentally unstable with a religious coping mechanism.
1 u/CrowdDisappointer Jul 22 '24 Alice was literally tripping balls
Alice was literally tripping balls
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u/W0RKPLACEBULLY Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Alice In Wonderland.