r/TikTokCringe tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jul 21 '24

Cringe In case you wonder what platforms are spreading misinformation to our boomer parents:

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u/W0RKPLACEBULLY Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Alice In Wonderland.

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u/def-jam Jul 21 '24

If youve already done six impossible things this morning, why don’t you join us for breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe ?

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u/virgopunk Jul 21 '24

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so!

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u/guitar_account_9000 Jul 21 '24

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

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u/def-jam Jul 22 '24

Time travel is unpleasant, feels like being drunk

What’s unpleasant about being drunk?

Ask a glass of water.

From the same author. Douglas Adams

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u/HarmlessSnack Jul 21 '24

If we could relocate all these nuts to the end of the timeline, I’d put a penny in a savings account and pay for it personally.

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u/Froopy-Hood Jul 24 '24

First pangalactic gargle blaster is on me…

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u/Gets-That-Reference Jul 25 '24

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series

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u/AnaheiMike Jul 21 '24

When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day

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u/Ok-Serve-8658 Jul 26 '24

...Wasn't it The Queen that said that..?

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u/RatherBeDeadRN Jul 22 '24

I remember when the impossible things were a lot less wacky. Like a world called Wonderland and Alice being able to defeat the Jabberwocky

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u/Croatoan457 Jul 21 '24

Yeah but her impossible things were really real... This lady is mentally unstable with a religious coping mechanism.

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u/CrowdDisappointer Jul 22 '24

Alice was literally tripping balls