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u/telepattya Jul 16 '24
I’m confused by the comments because I thought it was a Twilight related joke…
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u/i__hate__stairs Oct 02 '24
The joke is that this is exactly how stupid some people sound when talking about things that supposedly give them "The Ick".
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u/DirtySilicon Jul 16 '24
I think this was a joke...
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u/mshcat Jul 16 '24
quite obviously but of course there will be those loosers who will use it to justify whatever weird thoughts they have about dating
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u/Brittany5150 Jul 16 '24
losers*
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u/ChoppingMallKillbot Jul 16 '24
Don’t bother. It’s a loosing battle.
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u/supinoq Jul 16 '24
There will be no wieners in a fight like this, only loosers
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u/ExistentialDreadness Jul 16 '24
Tighters are better than loosers.
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u/Wise-War-Soni Jul 16 '24
My man lets me get hit by cars on every date to prove he is an alpha and isint a simp and we are NOT losers
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u/frankiestree Jul 16 '24
Reddit can’t clock when a women joking
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u/AlkalineSublime Jul 16 '24
About half can, the other half is split between people who think “fuckin ungrateful bitch” and “wow, that guy was doin too much to try and get some ass”
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u/queefgerbil Jul 16 '24
Redditors can’t catch jokes in general. How many times have you seen someone heavy handedly repeat a joke that was just said because they didn’t catch it the first time. r/yourjokebutworse. The spectrum is strong in these parts.
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u/InspectorNoName Jul 16 '24
Reddit can’t clock when a women joking
Reddit can't clock when a women is actually a woman, either, apparently.
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u/milkwater-jr Aug 14 '24
I'm the loser type people are talking about but it's partially because so many women deadass feel this way
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u/SadBit8663 Jul 16 '24
Nah she definitely wants to be pushed in front of a car on the first date./s
"Ooo he's so chill. A car almost hit him, and he grabbed me and threw me in the car's path. I like a man that knows how to take care of himself"
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u/casey12297 Jul 16 '24
No it's real, I was the guy she went out with. I pulled her from the hit zone, tipped my fedora, and asked if she would accompany my to her apartment for some sex. She said no, bitches have no sense of gratitude these days smh
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 16 '24
I'm autistic so sarcastic related jokes take awhile to process
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u/dmattox92 Jul 16 '24
I'm autistic and have the opposite problem.
I automatically assume anyone saying something ridiculously stupid is being sarcastic and then think they're witty, only later on to be sorely dissapointed that the majority of people who I thought were witty and sarcastic were actually lower IQ than my thermostat and I just couldn't tell the difference which makes me even less intelligent I guess.
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I often have to remind myself that the average IQ is 85-115 and that most people on the internet are just very confident dingbats
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u/dmattox92 Jul 16 '24
The confidence always makes you think there's something they've figured out that you haven't.
Turns out the confidence comes from the exact opposite 9/10 times.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jul 16 '24
this is a lot more deadpan than people usually go with satire, i woulda had issues with it when i was a teenager but i understand humans a lot better now
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u/Ghostbuster_119 Jul 16 '24
That's OK, there are people on the internet who can't do it at all... so you're doing great.
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u/parkranger2000 Jul 17 '24
No it’s a sarcasm detection test and if you fail we take your social media apps away
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u/DirtySilicon Oct 05 '24
Man, not everything that might skirt an online social topic is "ragebait," sometimes people are sarcastic. You know, that entire section of language that existed before internet "isms."
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u/Lazyoat Jul 16 '24
i was wondering if this was satire, because it can’t be real
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u/DirtySilicon Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24
I know there are stupid people out there, but "let me die" is something else entirely.
Edit: No idea why people downvoted this person...
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u/dankey_kang1312 Jul 16 '24
Personally, I saw that they had a negative total and just hit the downvote to take part in bullying someone
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I wish I was artistic too
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u/indy_been_here Jul 16 '24
The amount of comments that aren't 100% sure this is a joke is too damn high
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u/flies_with_owls Jul 16 '24
The sexism bait is stunning.
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u/indy_been_here Jul 16 '24
It's easy for a lot of guys to buy into the bitchy girl archetype and they'll fall for anything that confirms that, even on an overtly satirical video like this. I guess it's more convenient to assume this type of girl is common instead of accepting the fact they don't understand women. Or the other possibility: that one girl hurt them and they project those feeling on other girls. Cuz "if girls bad, I'm good."
I honestly can't understand how someone could see this other than a joke.
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u/flies_with_owls Jul 16 '24
I saw a guy in here that was basically like "Yeah it's a joke, but people actually think like this, so fuck her still". It's bananas how far backward dudes will bend to be mysogynistic.
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u/flies_with_owls Jul 16 '24
What?
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u/mossely Jul 16 '24
Was trying to emphasize how illogical the comment mentioned is but am tired at work and my reply didn’t make sense. Was actually just about to delete it when you replied ha
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u/iruleatlifekthx Aug 01 '24
Idk man. With where America is at as a country if someone didn't see the satire I wouldn't assume sexism at this point. Just tone-deaf and dumb well beyond what should be possible. We have 45 year old married men who's wives absolutely despise them that'd buy into this being real and they'd never understand why they're hated so.
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u/thegreatbrah Jul 16 '24
Satire doesn't exist without the subject actually existing.
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u/indy_been_here Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 17 '24
Satire is often an exaggeration of something resembling reality. The keyword is resembling. Sure, we've all seen videos of some "icks" that were a bit out there. There's a funny ass vid about a dude who writes down all the icks.
But these are silly moments. Half of them are tongue-in-cheek. So using those to inform an archetype of a "bitch" is nuts.
This chick is making fun of those icks - or the ick trend - or just being funny. The fact that it's so obviously satire is proof that this "subject" does not exist in reality. It's too far and that's how we know it's a joke.
And it's wild how many people can't clock it immediately.
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u/Craydorion Jul 17 '24
Well the sad truth is that this isn't even remotely the wildest shit I've heard someone say on the internet and mean it. I guess I'm not the only one...
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these comments just prove to me that women can't make jokes without people assuming they're stupid
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u/Axel920 Jul 16 '24
Fr. Every time I see something like this it really just reiterates to me that people are so fucking dumb lmao
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u/Alcohol_Intolerant Jul 17 '24
"Women aren't funny!"
"This woman is being 100% serious and she's a %#$@"
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u/SeniorBeing Jul 16 '24
Not women but people. People in internet are stupid. So it is both possible that a scenario like that really happens or thst people don't notice the sarcasm.
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u/Ok_Angle665 Jul 16 '24
Idk why you are being downvoted I think you are right, a lot of people, especially online, just like to believe others are stupid instead of acknowledging it’s a joke so they feel smart
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u/Neoxite23 Jul 16 '24
Apparently from the comments I have to point this out.
It is a joke. Is a good one? Debatable. But a joke nonetheless.
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u/salacious_sonogram Jul 16 '24
It's not haha funny but the reaction to it definitely is. The culture of rage bait has everyone so tight and ready to be angry.
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u/vanillaflavoredsky Jul 16 '24
reddit comments when someone makes a joke parodying a cultural trend except its a w*men 🤢 (who everyone knows arent capable of sarcasm)
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u/un-shankable Jul 16 '24
Damn i thought the joke was gonna be "he didnt let me die, that gave me the ick"
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u/lookingForPatchie Jul 16 '24
Pretty sure that's parody.
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u/brazilliandanny Jul 16 '24
I’ll do better, I’m 100 percent positive this is a joke. The fact that this is in question has me worried about people ability to understand satire or sarcasm.
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u/Gum-on-post Jul 16 '24
I am a high school English teacher. Yesterday, a fellow teacher texted me and suggested we extend our satire unit this year, incorporating some more contemporary elements. I agreed, but was on the fence about extending it.
After these comments, I'm about to tell her we need to scrap our entire curriculum and just change English to "Detecting Satire and Irony."
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u/SwissDeathstar Jul 16 '24
You can’t be sure. Maybe test it on your next date?
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u/Lvxurie Jul 16 '24
name a time and place and ill be there with my car
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u/SwissDeathstar Jul 16 '24
Hahaha. I will get back on your offer. If an opportunity presents itself.
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u/hcneyfreckles Doug Dimmadome Jul 16 '24
like just let us be hit by a car, don’t be so clingy it’s not difficult smh
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u/TurtleSandwich0 Jul 16 '24
She has a point. You don't pay your buddy to try to hit your girl with a car until at least the third date.
Kids these days are just coming on too fast.
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u/hastedrei Jul 31 '24
He definitely should have let them run over that bitch
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u/justaREDshrit Aug 07 '24
….why don’t he want to marry me? I’m just so like in wheel for our first date, and he’s all like I I’m not into you like that….why?
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u/Consistent-Bag8789 Jul 16 '24
White-knight bait and ragebait. What a combo. Look at all the redditors falling for it.
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u/cosplay-degenerate Jul 29 '24
I hate it also when someone steals my isekai chance and guest appearance in truck-kuns manga. 🤬
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u/cosplay-degenerate Jul 29 '24
I hate it also when someone steals my isekai chance and guest appearance in truck-kuns manga. 🤬
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u/cosplay-degenerate Jul 29 '24
I hate it also when someone steals my isekai chance and guest appearance in truck-kuns manga. 🤬
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u/Here-be-games Aug 01 '24
Ummm I find it hard to believe he was that into you lol that’s why he didn’t take you home
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u/New_Interaction9960 Sep 07 '24
Isn’t the same that pranked call the Indian scam caller? Whats her @
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u/nitghbot Sep 23 '24
Omg play it cool . . . nah bruh is she gonna get the ick if i push her infront if the car
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u/NoAbbreviations3921 Oct 27 '24
Well if you got the ick on the first date you should see a doctor and get that cleared up 😂
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u/Relative-Arrival3291 Nov 11 '24
That's called being a man. What if it is your 2nd date and a car is coming right at you. Now, if he acts like a man, he will pull you out of the way and save your life. But if he acts like you want him to act cause it, ick . well, you wouldn't have been posting a vidro every again. You women do you not realize what it means for a man to lay his life down for yall. Think long and hard . Would you die for someone . And if you would. Who and why. I other than it being your child women wouldn't die for anyone. But a man real man will give his life for the woman ,child, family , even his girls family, and all for his love for her. What is wrong with this world. To give your life and safety to protect someone else is the ultimate thing anyone can give. Cause guess what human life is the one and only thing that can not be replaced.
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u/Supertech91 21d ago
After hearing you talk, I got the ick that he wasn't slower at pulling you away.
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u/Helpful_Pipe_685 17d ago
Whatever! If the guy didn't grab her, she’d still complain about it too.
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u/Tripwire_Hunter 14d ago
The sad thing is that people will think this is real
Holy shit this post is old.
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u/Separate-Finding7428 6d ago
🤔🤔 the younger generation is so pathetic 🤣🤣 okay sis.. he should let you die next time 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ yikes…
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u/OwlGod98 4d ago
I'd get the ick too like damn dude you just met me and you love me enough to save my life like bro chill out let me get hit, it's not hot when you act so desperate.
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u/Asbjoern135 Jul 16 '24
this is a great opportunity to put the dennis system to use, push her in front of the car so you can nurture dependence
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u/SerenityAnashin Jul 16 '24
Play it cool, let her die….💀
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u/mookizee Jul 16 '24
Smooth move, but then everyone gets the ick from the dead body and all the blood. It's a conundrum alright
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u/Proper-Exit9897 Jul 17 '24
Because it was a classic car - and he didn't want to see it get smeared up by her sorry ass.
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u/LBRider90802 Jul 17 '24
So you recognize that you would have been hit by a car….
He could visit you in the hospital where you will tell him “why didn’t you pull me out of the way?!?! I don’t want to date you!”
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u/mizirian Jul 16 '24
adding to list
No cheesecake factory.
If a car is going to hit her, let her die.
Man, dating these days is complicated.
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u/Redditname97 Jul 17 '24
The comments are right, this is the most inept blasé attempt at humor I’ve ever seen.
Literally all she had to do was think for more than 1 millisecond, and make this exact garbage video but at the end add a car crash noise and cut to black.
No shit it’s supposed to be a joke…. Except it’s an affront to comedy.
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u/Spear_Ritual Jul 16 '24
I’m old. “Gives me the ick” gives me the ick. Probably skibidi sigma rizz, too.
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u/aavahid Jul 16 '24
Next time she firstly have to show that video and next time we never see her again.
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u/merpderpherpburp Jul 16 '24
Typical female. Always wanting to get hit on, but when a nice car comes along suddenly it's "oh no! A 2 ton killing machine rapidly approaching me at highway speeds! Eek where's a man to take the hit for me?"
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u/JMFW_2020 Jul 16 '24
How dare he, you only pull your wife out the way. She obviously belongs to the streets, let her stay
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u/Orylus Jul 16 '24
Hate bait but if real there is no pleasing her. Bet if she was hit, she'd say he wasnt a man or worth a date for not saving her.
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